What's your F**CKING Problem?

Xios

Mine is that i'm tired, cranky, hungry and gotta study for repeat exams

Turtwig

My problem is with swearing cusswords.

Xios

Malty_T wrote: »

My problem is with swearing cusswords.

forking?

fonecrusher1

Xios wrote: »

forking?

fork you.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What are exams?

carefulnow100

same problem as OP. fackin repeats are driving me around the bend! finding it hard to get through it now.
I promise next year (if i make it) il put in more effort:rolleyes::P:pac:

admiralofthefleet

i drank guinness for the first time in months last night and ive being giving birth to mud babies all morning. apart from that ive no probems

Turtwig

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i drank guinness for the first time in months last night and ive being giving birth to mud babies all morning. apart from that ive no probems

I prefer calling them chocolate babies.

Scuid Mhór

my parents backstabbed me and i'm tired of people patronising me.

Xios

Giant Squid wrote: »

...i'm tired of people patronising me.

You're absolutely right, you know what? You're deadly.

Lemsiper

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What are exams?

What the Doctor performs when looking for STDs.

Uriel.

the various games played by wimmins in the early stages of dating some one... complete mind fúcks all the time....

I suppose Dr Frankenfurter did say "a mental mind fúck can be nice"

fairycakes

nicotine withdrawal 3 days off cigarettes

I want one nowwwwwwww :mad:

A runny nose is the height of my problems in life right now.. Happy days.

Carra23

I work with people that I don't just dislike I detest one or two of them and some times feel like I wish I was the character Michael Douglas plays in falling down !

frankied1

fair play fairycakes! I cant seem to get past a day! Mine is salad and fruit and doing unbelievably painful pilates and still not ready for my bikini in 2 weeks:(

Uriel.

Carra23 wrote: »

I work with people that I don't just dislike I detest one or two of them and some times feel like I wish I was the character Michael Douglas plays in falling down !

I love that character. Someday... that's gonna happen to me...

Brendog

A lot of peoples ****ing problem is that they can't get it up.....

Xios

Brendog wrote: »

A lot of peoples ****ing problem is that they can't get it up.....

lulz :pac:

mickydoomsux

Giant Squid wrote: »

my parents backstabbed me.

Was it a crit?

Did they pop Vanish after if and sneak off?

Fart

fairycakes wrote: »

nicotine withdrawal 3 days off cigarettes

I want one nowwwwwwww :mad:

Go on, you know you want to.

*Puffity Puff Puff*














Is not a smoker.

fonecrusher1

I have nextdoor neighbors who stand at the their front door & roar into their mobile phones while in communication with someone. I can actually here it through double glazing windows.
In fact in general this family shout an awful lot for some reason.

It annoys the fcuk out of me.

Unless your talking to someone in the south pole theres no need to scream into a mobile phone. Its just dumb. I'l say nothing else on the matter as i'l be tagged as rascist.

petes

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I have nextdoor neighbors who stand at the their front door & roar into their mobile phones while in communication with someone. I can actually here it through double glazing windows.
In fact in general this family shout an awful lot for some reason.

It annoys the fcuk out of me.

Unless your talking to someone in the south pole theres no need to scream into a mobile phone. Its just dumb. I'l say nothing else on the matter as i'l be tagged as rascist.

Any chance you could tell them to keep it down? Or STFU!

mickydoomsux

Some people do really seem to think that mobiles work on the same technology as a a piece of string and a bean tin.

'OH NO, the signal is breaking up. Perhaps if i shout louder............'
'HELLO, PADDY, I CAN'T HEAR YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?????????'

sh0egal

I've the the worst uneasy feeling now for three days and now i've no appetite, that might not be a bad thing though!!!! Its just p*ssing me off now....

fonecrusher1

Insurgent wrote: »

Any chance you could tell them to keep it down? Or STFU!

Nah i pretty much know what the outcome of such actions would be.

I'd end up in prison.

I feel fantastic.

Brendog

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i drank guinness for the first time in months last night and ive being giving birth to mud babies all morning. apart from that ive no probems

TO: admiralofthefleet
Cc: Mud Babies



Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

Xios

Deleted User wrote: »

I feel fantastic.

What ya takin? Gimme!

spudd

my boss is giving me a load of hassle about getting time off for my graduation...i've had it booked off for weeks:(

i also have to work the morning after the grad ball...might just keep drinking at work to pass the time...

mickydoomsux

spudd wrote: »

i also have to work the morning after the grad ball...might just keep drinking at work to pass the time...

Or you could just *gasp* .....not drink at all.

spudd

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Or you could just *gasp* .....not drink at all.

true...but sure i'm no craic sober

mickydoomsux

spudd wrote: »

true...but sure i'm no craic sober

Ugh.

Ireland.txt

fairycakes

Fart wrote: »

Go on, you know you want to.

*Puffity Puff Puff*














Is not a smoker.

No thanks mr fart man cravings only last a couple of mins feel better now

flyton5

Serious case of thrush

Terry

sh0egal wrote: »

I've the the worst uneasy feeling now for three days and now i've no appetite, that might not be a bad thing though!!!! Its just p*ssing me off now....

You're probably pregnant.
Have you sat on any public toilets lately?

alwaysadub

Other people.
If they'd all leave me the fcuk alone, i'd be grand.

starbelgrade

The only problem I have these days is that AH - where I usually come for a bit of lighthearted, adult relief (of the mental kind) - is full of f*cking leaving cert students talking about their exams, their school days & starting threads that are complete & utter b*llox.

If I ran AH, I wouldn't allow anyone post here who's not paying the bill themselves for their internet connection.

That way, the likelihood of seeing a thread like "I hope Jedward fail their Leaving Cert", would be reduced significantly. If I wanted to hear moronic adolescent chatter, I'd have a Bebo or Facepalm page.

starbelgrade

starbelgrade wrote: »

The only problem I have these days is that AH - where I usually come for a bit of lighthearted, adult relief (of the mental kind) - is full of f*cking leaving cert students talking about their exams, their school days & starting threads that are complete & utter b*llox.

If I ran AH, I wouldn't allow anyone post here who's not paying the bill themselves for their internet connection.

That way, the likelihood of seeing a thread like "I hope Jedward fail their Leaving Cert", would be reduced significantly. If I wanted to hear moronic adolescent chatter, I'd have a Bebo or Facepalm page.

Calm down Grandad.

sensibleken

you should have cheated. thats what i did 12 yrs ago when i did mine

starbelgrade

Deleted User wrote: »

Calm down Grandad.

Don't make me take out my teeth & throw them at you.

Cheeky_gal

starbelgrade wrote: »

The only problem I have these days is that AH - where I usually come for a bit of lighthearted, adult relief (of the mental kind) - is full of f*cking leaving cert students talking about their exams, their school days & starting threads that are complete & utter b*llox.

If I ran AH, I wouldn't allow anyone post here who's not paying the bill themselves for their internet connection.

That way, the likelihood of seeing a thread like "I hope Jedward fail their Leaving Cert", would be reduced significantly. If I wanted to hear moronic adolescent chatter, I'd have a Bebo or Facepalm page.

Wow - take a chill pill.

You clearly didn't see Biko's comment as he locked that thread. Sarcasm at it's best

fakearms123

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Wow - take a chill pill.

You clearly didn't see Biko's comment as he locked that thread. Sarcasm at it's best

ohh cheeky!

Mint Sauce

everytime i try and wash my car it starts to flipping rain!

starbelgrade

irish-stew wrote: »

everytime i try and wash my car it starts to flipping rain!

Stop trying to wash your car then & we might get some dry weather.

Saibh

starbelgrade wrote: »

Stop trying to wash your car then & we might get some dry weather.

"grumpy old men" forum for starbelgrade

It's over there...somewhere, I think...

genericguy

i have to tidy up my wardrobe later. goddamit why can't i just fold the clothes when i put them in, i'm so efficient everywhere else.

Mint Sauce

starbelgrade wrote: »

Stop trying to wash your car then & we might get some dry weather.

not trying to wash it now, now what you got to say for your self

ChopShop

I'm middle class! The horror!