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with my willy tonight!

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  • 17-08-2010 3:42pm
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    Scrappychimow
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    When I was getting a bath today (yes a bath, not a shower)
    I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

    Anyway the song I started singing, I was imagining I was singing to her was...
    'Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhh' `and when I say tonight I say it in south dublin dialect with the extra h at the end.

    So here it is again.

    Do you want to have sex with my willy tonight-hhhhhhh
    sex with my willy tonigh-he-highthhhh
    sex with my willy tonight-he-highthhh
    do you want to haaavvveee , sex with my willy tonight-hhhh.


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Holy sh*t!

    It's Leonard Cohen!


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    #3
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    You were getting a bath eh? From your mam I bet.


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    You were getting a bath eh? From your mam I bet.

    I think you want to have sex with my willy tonight?


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Am am a bear. Rawr rawr growl!


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    Scarydoll
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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Fago! wrote: »
    Am am a bear. Rawr rawr growl!

    :eek:

    we bettah get outta here!

    *runs*


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Why would I want to have sex with your willy OP! Can't you keep it to yourself! Silly willy!


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    #9
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Is it Detachable?


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    Sarky
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Why would I want to have sex with your willy OP! Can't you keep it to yourself! Silly willy!

    Ok, ok calm down girls.

    You can have sex with my willy tonight! Ok...


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Is it Detachable?

    Its not, but you can have sex with my willy tomorrow noyshhh!!!!


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    128755991414878284.jpg

    And you may have changed your mind so you can have sex with my willy saturday noyshhhhh-hhhhhhhh!!!!!


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Why just sex with your willy though? Is that what you call your rabbit?


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    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    I was thinking about some sexy woman I seen in Dundrum town centre yesterday, she was dressed like a business woman aged 35-40.

    I know that woman.

    Her name is Florence and she sells bicycle repair kits online.
    She's a bit odd, but not the worst once you get to know her.
    Would I be right in saying that she drives a red Fiat Punto ?


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    #16
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    how IS it hangin'


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    #17
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    You don't have a willy.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That argument is a phallusy.


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    everyday taxi
    Registered Users Posts: 235 ✭✭everyday taxi


    Lapin wrote: »
    I know that woman.

    Her name is Florence and she sells bicycle repair kits online.
    She's a bit odd, but not the worst once you get to know her.
    Would I be right in saying that she drives a red Fiat Punto ?

    A punto?? She must have no class.


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    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Scarydoll wrote: »
    You don't have a willy.

    You have a big huge willy.


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    SadieSue
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    Scarydoll
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    Scrappychimow wrote: »
    You have a big huge willy.


    cat.jpg?1245365754


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    #23
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I bet it's really small! Otherwise he wouldn't have to sing to it in the bath.


    Pix or GTFO


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    #24
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


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    Lapin
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    everyday taxi wrote: »
    A punto?? She must have no class.

    I know.

    And furry dice too.

    Outrageous carry on altogether.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I think we can all agree that the OP has a small willy.

    The question we should be asking now is: Just how small is his willy?


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    Jesus Wept
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    WillieODeaMay06PA.jpg


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    #28
    Sarky
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    A crooked willy?


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    langer91
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭langer91


    Sarky wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM
    hahaha unreal video!


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    #30
    Scrappychimow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Scrappychimow


    Sarky wrote: »
    I think we can all agree that the OP has a small willy.

    The question we should be asking now is: Just how small is his willy?

    My willy gets small when my bum gets chilly.


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    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Two dolla says he has to look for it with a tweezers


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