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What happens when I reach 1000 posts?

tommy21 · 2010-08-13 13:53:00

Do I get a Boards.ie Banquet? :cool:

13-08-2010 1:53pm

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tommy21

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Do I get a Boards.ie Banquet? :cool:

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#2 13-08-2010 1:53pm

Minstrel27

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Nothing happens.

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#3 13-08-2010 1:54pm

KaiserGunner

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Why dont you tell us? You have hit the big milestone now. :pac:

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#4 13-08-2010 1:54pm

tommy21

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Minstrel27 wrote: »

Nothing happens.

What, you mean this is it? No parade? No hearty congratulations? No ritual slaying of trolls for my amusement?! But ...boards is my life :eek:

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#5 13-08-2010 1:54pm

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Cuckoos nest is that-a-way...>>>>

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#6 13-08-2010 1:54pm

Superbus

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You don't even get another star.

It felt so good at 500.

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#7 13-08-2010 1:54pm

Caoimhín

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Dr B gives you a BJ.

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#8 13-08-2010 1:55pm

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You get a email telling you to do some work instead of burning up paid time on boards

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#9 13-08-2010 1:56pm

Pauleta

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Blood comes out of your vagina

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#10 13-08-2010 1:56pm

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The Taoiseach comes around to your house and takes a dump on your doorstep.

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#11 13-08-2010 1:57pm

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People start vaguely recognising you about the place and begin to judge you more.

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#12 13-08-2010 1:58pm

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LEVEL 2.....

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#13 13-08-2010 1:58pm

bonerm

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Your e-penis grows by 6 inches.

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#14 13-08-2010 1:58pm

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Pauleta wrote: »

Blood comes out of your vagina

You must of hit that mark early so

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#15 13-08-2010 1:59pm

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bonerm wrote: »

Your e-penis grows by 6 inches.

:eek:

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#16 13-08-2010 1:59pm

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I used to remember when tommy21 was sound...

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#17 13-08-2010 1:59pm

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I creamed myself.

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#18 13-08-2010 1:59pm

tommy21

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messymess wrote: »

The Taoiseach comes around to your house and takes a dump on your doorstep.

Feck sake that's like the third time this year

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#19 13-08-2010 2:01pm

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tommy21 wrote: »

You must of hit that mark early so

I thought when people hit 1,000 they start saying "must have", "should have", "could have" etc. instead of "must of", "should of".... Alas, I was wrong. :D:D:D Damn that wishful thinking.

But in all seriousness, when do you get your extra star. Is it at 500 or 1,000?

*Edit: just went back through the thread and noticed it's 500. Wuhoo! It's acheievable, even for us boards-lurkers!

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#20 13-08-2010 2:11pm

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number10a wrote: »

I thought when people hit 1,000 they start saying "must have", "should have", "could have" etc. instead of "must of", "should of".... Alas, I was wrong. :D:D:D Damn that wishful thinking.

But in all seriousness, when do you get your extra star. Is it at 500 or 1,000?

*Edit: just went back through the thread and noticed it's 500. Wuhoo! It's acheievable, even for us boards-lurkers!

A fellow Corkman/woman - Cork for the win against Dub! (Waits for the onslaught...:pac:)

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#21 13-08-2010 2:18pm

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It means you're only 56,571 behind mike65

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#22 13-08-2010 2:25pm

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don't worry, a mod should be along shortly to make sure you get to hit 1000 posts all over again in about 112 posts time........

(they still do that to people right?)

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#23 13-08-2010 2:28pm

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You have to read back over them and correct all spelling mistakes.

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#24 13-08-2010 2:43pm

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I'll round up the rest of the admins and we'll call round with some nice cake.

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#25 13-08-2010 2:45pm

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You wonder why you've wasted your life on the internet.

Now, when you get to 6,000 posts that's an altogether different scenario...

I hope.

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#26 13-08-2010 2:48pm

jd007

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Pauleta wrote: »

Blood comes out of your vagina

Even if you don't have a vagina! :eek:

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#27 13-08-2010 2:48pm

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End of level boss!

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#28 13-08-2010 2:51pm

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id like 1000 posts

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#29 13-08-2010 2:54pm

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You win

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#30 13-08-2010 2:54pm

bonerm

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listermint wrote: »

id like 1000 posts

Then post like crazy on the Cuckoos Nest. Every post there is worth something like 4-5 normal ones.

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#31 13-08-2010 2:54pm

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tommy21 wrote: »

Do I get a Boards.ie Banquet? :cool:

You get a kick in the bollix from every member with less than 1000, and a rimming from every member with 1000 or more, 2000 is where we begin to worry about your sanity...

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#32 13-08-2010 2:55pm

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tommy21 wrote: »

What, you mean this is it? No parade? No hearty congratulations? No ritual slaying of trolls for my amusement?! But ...boards is my life :eek:

If you've only got 1000 posts in over 4 years then it probably isn't!

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#33 13-08-2010 3:05pm

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uprising2 wrote: »

You get a kick in the bollix from every member with less than 1000, and a rimming from every member with 1000 or more, 2000 is where we begin to worry about your sanity...

Must. Not. Post.

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#34 13-08-2010 3:11pm

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mathie wrote: »

Must. Not. Post.

I'm getting worried about you!, your nearing the point of no return

Edit:

800 means all the good looking chicks come round and do dirty things to you..............Here I am

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#35 13-08-2010 3:14pm

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You get a 57th of the cake we had for mike65

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#36 13-08-2010 3:24pm

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when you reach 1000 posts, it comes up in the amount of posts you have that you have 1000 posts...

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#37 13-08-2010 3:25pm

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+ 5 Charisma.
- 10 "Your Ma"
+ 15 "Not this sh*t again!"

LEVEL UP!

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#38 13-08-2010 3:32pm

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Nothing....

Unless you bring attention to it..
Then a crack squad of boards ninjas finds you and takes you away to a "special celebratory party in your honour"

There is no party...
They take you to an empty warehouse...
You get raped...
Horribly, HORRIBLY, raped...

You can't outrun the ninjas..

See you in the Warehouse OP.

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#39 13-08-2010 3:37pm

bonerm

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Aside, Is there any (quick) way of working out how many words Mike65 has typed here? I'd be interested to see how many books it could have filled.

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#40 13-08-2010 5:22pm

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if you pass go ,do not collect 200 euro.

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#41 13-08-2010 5:25pm

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tommy21 wrote: »

Do I get a Boards.ie Banquet? :cool:

You get a warning from the mods

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#42 13-08-2010 5:28pm

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this is only my 100th post.
sh*t.

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#43 13-08-2010 5:41pm

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tommy21 wrote: »

Do I get a Boards.ie Banquet? :cool:

A child dies in Africa. Happy?

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#44 13-08-2010 6:30pm

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smashey wrote: »

I'll round up the rest of the admins and we'll call round with some nice cake.

Wait... why did i get no cake?

I like cake

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#45 14-08-2010 8:07am

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Wheres my cake damn it

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#46 14-08-2010 10:35am

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a commerative plaque for your 10 years service to boards is on its way to you now along with instruction on how not to waste the next ten years....

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#47 14-08-2010 12:34pm

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I will have to let you know in a few more posts..... but I'm pretty sure we get a pony!

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#48 14-08-2010 1:08pm

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Gummy Panda wrote: »

Wait... why did i get no cake?

I like cake

jd83 wrote: »

Wheres my cake damn it

We have encountered a problem with cake.

I tend to eat them.

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#49 14-08-2010 1:13pm

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What happens when you hit 25? oh a signature!:D

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#50 14-08-2010 1:15pm

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ok, that's not happening:mad:

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#51 14-08-2010 1:18pm

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When you reach 1,000 posts, it means you posted 1,000 times.

That is all. About 99% of the time, a person's 1000th post is wasted by them saying 'ZOMG, I have 1000 posts!!!!!!1!!1!!'.

So people, don't waste it when you have a chance of getting it.

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