Hungover

kfallon

I'm in work and bollixed with a hangover, please advise me what I should have for lunch, I'm too fooked to even think about.

No 'quips' about **** or your ma please!

chin_grin

Durty fry. Sort you out.



Also get a can of monster in t'yeh. Stat!

TwoShedsJackson

1/4 pounder and cheese plus chips from a proper chipper, good bit of grease is best to cope with a hangover. Or not drinking heavily the night before.

Black Swan

Breakfast even at noon usually works for me.

kfallon

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Or not drinking heavily the night before.

In the words of that clitbag Cher, "If I could turn back time....."

Will

Go into the toilet, lock the door, put the seat down. Fall asleep. If anyone asks you any questions when you return from your kip just say "was in the toilet, you don't wanna know". Works a treat.

chin_grin

kfallon wrote: »

No 'quips' about **** or your ma please!

Heh.

SadieSue

Drink some water and energy drinks!

Red Hand

I never get hangovers OP. You should try it.:pac:

In reality, I have hangunders...I need a daily dose of alcohol to bring me up to equilibrium, and function as a normal person.

kfallon

Will wrote: »

Go into the toilet, lock the door, put the seat down. Fall asleep. If anyone asks you any questions when you return from your kip just say "was in the toilet, you don't wanna know". Works a treat.

Won't work, I usually give everyone near me a 'blow by blow' account when I've gone for an 'evacuation'!!!

Colonel_McCoy

Pint bottle of cider

IvyTheTerrible

You need liquid to rehydrate also sugars, go for a nice sugary cup of tea or a bottle of lucuzade.

Grease cuts the alcohol, and carbs give you energy so a good fry or buttery toast is good.

Paracetamol for the headace.

Vitamin C.

Sorted!

questionmark?

kfallon wrote: »

No 'quips' about **** or your ma please!

awww


Something really greasy with a ice cold can of coke. Or the healthy option drink loads of water and eat some fruit.

Failing that set fire to your boss!

El Guapo!

First of all get an Alka-Seltzer (it works wonders) then get a bottle of Lucozade Original into ye, then a McDonalds.

Works every time.

chin_grin

I'm telling you Monster! It really works!

Why won't anybody listen to me? Hello?

kfallon

chin_grin wrote: »

I'm telling you Monster!

Monster???

RoadKillTs

Monster???

New energy drink.

Link

chin_grin

kfallon wrote: »

Monster???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy

The energy drink. I mean I used to take a Berocca either before or when the aftermath hit. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere on the net (so it MUST be true) that it replenishes those B vitamins lost by alcohol.

But Monster is just so............tasty. Om nom nom nom nom. The fizz helps the stomach too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berocca#Uses wrote:

Berocca, taken before drinking alcohol, is said to prevent hangovers. Similarly, it is said to relieve hangovers

Korvanica

Im the same, hungover as FOOK....

So I had 2 chicken drumsticks and a chicken fillet roll...

I was also tired... but outside the shop they are giving free cans of monster... not tired anymore....

*twitches violently....

Was fekin steamboats last night but at least I had a half day today.. Best thing for a hangover? Breakfast roll, lucozade sport and a bit of rape.

Matches

Pint of Guinness and Chips with Gravy. Bangin.

chin_grin

Deleted User wrote: »

Was fekin steamboats last night but at least I had a half day today.. Best thing for a hangover? Breakfast roll, lucozade sport and a bit of rape.

Nothin' like suprise buttsecks to make you feel more alert.

But yeah, regarding those twitches (from Monster), they subside. And then the party starts. Oooh yeah.



Five minutes later.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

RoadKillTs

Bit sick meself today. A good wa*k and a snooze usually helps.

petes

Had a hot chicken wrap with a heap of salad (no it's not a bad word) and bottle of coke. Had tea earlier with loads of sugar and a couple of litres of water.

Sugar and rehydration is the way to go. Moar booze later though!

xoxyx

kfallon wrote: »

In the words of that clitbag Cher, "If I could turn back time....."

:eek:
That's a new one for me!!!

xoxyx

Don't get a big lunch OP 'cause then you'll just want to fall asleep in the afternoon! Try get something like a wrap with chicken and salad and then go for a nap in the bathroom for a half hour afterwards! Then have a coffee.

It's not at tasty as a burger for lunch - but I guarantee mine will work better!!!

Double vodka and red bull (possibly more than one). Red bull will wake you up and the vodka will cure you.

Or else a few pints followed by a roll.

podgemonster

Bottle of Coke,
Hot breakfast roll with Ketchup and some dark chocolate.

thats my cure.
Cup of sugary tea before and after.


Also staying drunk keeps away the hangover.

Evil_Clown

Deleted User wrote: »

Was fekin steamboats last night but at least I had a half day today.. Best thing for a hangover? Breakfast roll, lucozade sport and a bit of rape.

Larry is that you.......

billymitchell

Ah, this old chestnut again!!!
Last time this thread was floating around, somebody suggested a 10k run :eek:
How about all you hungover people try that, just to see if it works.
I'm sure you would love nothing better now than an old 10k run

Brendog

Have a pint of grease with cheese...


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