Anne Frank

kfallon

Ever had one in work???

Came up in the conversation in the pub on Saturday and it seems it's about 50-50 as to who had 'knocked one out' in work at some stage. I can't say I ever have, I couldn't see myself getting in the mood with some guy in a cubicle next to me farting his way thru a heavy sheeeite after a big night out!

So ladies & gents, have you ever got yourself off in work???

SugarHigh

Nah, **** without porn would take too much effort tbh.

NothingMan

I was right in the middle of one but the Nazi's heard the "fap fap fapping" and my whole family were killed in Auschwitz.

It was the ultimate danger **** though...

Grumpypants

kfallon wrote: »

Ever had one in work???

Came up in the conversation in the pub on Saturday and it seems it's about 50-50 as to who had 'knocked one out' in work at some stage. I can't say I ever have, I couldn't see myself getting in the mood with some guy in a cubicle next to me farting his way thru a heavy sheeeite after a big night out!

So ladies & gents, have you ever got yourself off in work???

You mean people havent ?????

danniemcq

as they say in Jurrasic Park when you gotta go you gotta go

phill106

*Inserts the Obligatory " Doing it right now" post*
Followed by customary

fap...fap fap...fap..

Wazdakka

I was talking to some of my mates about this a few weeks ago.
Apparently I'm massively in the minority by never having beaten it in work :eek:
They all called it a "worky ****"

Now these guys and girls are late 20's and in "proper" jobs.
Engineering, accounting, computers ect...

Thread needs poll.

admiralofthefleet

she was the world hide and seek champion, til maddie came along

Brendog

Its just creepy in work!!


unless you work in porn.........................its kind of expected

Malice

I can't say I've ever heard it called an Anne Frank. A Tom Hanks or a Lamb Shank but never an Anne Frank.

Sea Sharp

I was never one to beat my salamander in work or during college and I assumed it was accepted as a weird thing to do, no?

Brendog

Wazdakka wrote: »

needs poll.

thats what she said!

phill106

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she was the world hide and seek champion, til maddie came along

I feel bad... I laughed....

kfallon

I've never done it myself surprisingly enough but it does seem commonplace alright. Wonder if many of the ladies do it :rolleyes:

I don't think I could rough up the suspect when all I'm getting is the waft of a steaming turd coming from Trap 2, put me right off me stroke!

phill106

Would be very bad if you worked in a vet's.....

Wazdakka

phill106 wrote: »

Would be very bad if you worked in a vet's.....

Or a crèche..

phill106

Wazdakka wrote: »

Or a crèche..

Or the Creche of a vet! Or the vets at a creche!

shampon

I've got several in work...

ejmaztec

I think only the psychologically challenged engage in this work-place hobby.

Shagging one of the secretaries in the broom cupboard is normal though.

Brendog

as a street performer.









"WHO WANTS A BALLOON ANIMAL?!?! fapfapfapfapfap"

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

Shagging one of the secretaries in the broom cupboard is normal though.

Shag her in the womb broom cupboard phnarr phnarr!!!

Kiera

Poll please.

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Poll please.

How the fook do I do that???

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

How the fook do I do that???

Edit thread.

kfallon

Fook it, can't be arsed!

So are we putting you in the 'yes' or 'no' camp......

derfderf

Is it safe to say everyone askin for a poll is voting yes?







Where's that poll already?

zero19

Malice_ wrote: »

I can't say I've ever heard it called an Anne Frank. A Tom Hanks or a Lamb Shank but never an Anne Frank.

Same here, also thomas the tank :rolleyes:

Lemegeton

i work in an office with 400+ employees and at least 80% are women.
what do you think

alwaysadub

I have indeed. On plenty of occassions.
Just has to be done sometimes:D

kfallon

Lemegeton wrote: »

i work in an office with 400+ employees and at least 80% are women.
what do you think

You're the token gay in the office???

gmonov1

phill106 wrote: »

Or the Creche of a vet! Or the vets at a creche!

or in a morgue!!

i think its a pretty normal thing to do, more than 50/50 i would have thought.

reminds me of a story from when i was living in australia. me and a mate were working on a farm, i was in the dairy and he was on the tractors. we used to finish work at about 8 in the evening and have a few cans, talk about wat we were doing in the day. my mate told me while he was working he just got a horn, probably out of boredom, so seeing as he was in the middle of nowhere, he climbed onto the top of his tractor and took advantage of himself!!
i was praying for him to say "then the boss drove into the field", but no such luck!

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Fook it, can't be arsed!

So are we putting you in the 'yes' or 'no' camp......

You're poll questions suck ass! I'm not a squirter so have never "blown" my load!

Dravokivich

kfallon wrote: »

You're the token gay in the office???

BURRRRRRRRN!

either how...

No I don't... I work in an office that's 80% blokes...

Fúcking I.T...

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

You're poll questions suck ass! I'm not a squirter so have never "blown" my load!

Shame!!!

There's nothing in this poll about sucking ass, however if you'd like to tell us a story about when you did, fire away....who knows I may have that first work **** if your details are hot enough!

Btw thanks for voting 'yes'

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Shame!!!

There's nothing in this poll about sucking ass, however if you'd like to tell us a story about when you did, fire away....who knows I may have that first work **** if your details are hot enough!

Btw thanks for voting 'yes'

FFS, jockey! I'm just after having lunch :mad:

nullzero

It's funny how many people are owning up to this in the poll. I'm not guilty of it myslef, but it reminded me of this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

FFS, jockey! I'm just after having lunch :mad:

What was for lunch, a finger of fudge???

Ste_D

Never tried it - but I really like the idea of getting paid for doing it!

stovelid

Anne Frank? Is Sherman Tank out of fashion now?

ejmaztec

stovelid wrote: »

Anne Frank? Is Sherman Tank out of fashion now?

The OP probably works in the same office as Sherman.

GoldCobra

anne frank was a terrible drummer

stovelid

ejmaztec wrote: »

The OP probably works in the same office as Sherman.

That said, there is at least a pleasing congruity in the idea that Anne Frank has finally got a result against the Sherman tanks.

Kasabian

I am a hooker , this thread brings no joy

kfallon

Kasabian wrote: »

I am a hooker , this thread brings no joy

So you've wanked other people off at work but not yourself.....

petes

Yes, yes I have!

sbsquarepants

Kiera wrote: »

You're poll questions suck ass! I'm not a squirter so have never "blown" my load!

And, young lady, you never will be with that attitude!
Reminds me of something my old gran used to say.....squirters never quit and quitters never squirt.... i think that was it:D

Kiera

sbsquarepants wrote: »

And, young lady, you never will be with that attitude!
Reminds me of something my old gran used to say.....squirters never quit and quitters never squirt.... i think that was it:D

I always thought it was something that just happened and that you couldnt teach yourself to do it?

NothingMan

Kiera wrote: »

I always thought it was something that just happened and that you couldnt teach yourself to do it?

I've seen some of the "Squirter" videos. Just looks like they're having a piss really. Not very attractive.

Now felching! That's where it's at!

Ash.J.Williams

Malice_ wrote: »

I can't say I've ever heard it called an Anne Frank. A Tom Hanks or a Lamb Shank but never an Anne Frank.

If it's hard to find, it's an Anne Frank.

kfallon

It can be taught, think there's a course in UCD for squirting :pac:

Jesus Juice

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Published: 24 Sep 09 14:24 CET | Double click on a word to get a translation
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A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
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The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

Its dangerous!!:eek: