So when and where did you loose your virginity.

RossDonegan

Not sure if it has already been done (Too lazy to check) but Mods delete if needs be.

So guys and gals where and when and how old were you when you lost your virginity ?

Post up any funny stories of getting caught or embarrasing stories.

Right ill start off, I was just 15 and had being dating this stunning brunet for almost 6 months, incredibaly she made the first move on me by suggesting i get rubbers before we met up so i did and we did it right there in the tree's behind the local park at about 9 at night.
By god it was incredible untill she taught she saw someone watching us, so that killed the mood and well ended my first experience.

So guys over to you.

Dionysus

Lose.

amacachi

Assuming time is circular it was about 10 years ago.

mikom

RossDonegan wrote: »

Not sure if it has already been done (Too lazy to check)

I had a similar attitude to the first fanny I entered.

Saila

So what youre saying OP is "tonight this happened to me, how did you guys manage to lose yours?"

RossDonegan

Saila wrote: »

So what youre saying OP is "tonight this happened to me, how did you guys manage to lose yours?"

Actually no, a few years ago now.

Peyton Manning

So it took you over 6 months to have sex with your girlfriend?

"Fail" is what I think the cool kids say these days.

ldxo15wus6fpgm

Archimedes wrote: »

So it took you over 6 months to have sex with your girlfriend?

"Fail" is what I think the cool kids say these days.

6 months could be fairly good going, depending on the girl. Especially at 15.

Dohnny Jepp

Ty Angry Attic wrote: »

6 months could be fairly good going, depending on the girl. Especially at 15.

Especially if he's telling the truth. But heh its the internet!

This does read like those threads that sometimes pop up.

One like this

## Hey everyone, has anyone ever done something heroic!

I'll start off, last night I was walking down the street and I seen these 10 ufc fighters beat up an orphan, so i decided to step in. I delivered a crushing round house kick to 3 of them at once and used my karate skills to knock out the other 7 as they fought me at once.

So what did you's do? ###

Story is actually true. . cough.

starbelgrade

13 years old, under a bridge in Kilkenny, after playing my first gig outside of Dublin with my band. Middle of summer - had the arse bitten off me by midgies.

It didn't last long. It wasn't mindblowing sex. But it got the popping of the cherry out of the way, so there's that to be said of it.

Would have possibly being elevated to the realms of a "special thing", had she not travelled to Dublin the next week to see us play, then shagged the bassist. But that's life.

In two weeks I'd learned my first lesson about sex & realised I was not the only fish in the sea & soon learned that neither was she.

So it was a win, win situation!

RossDonegan

This is 100% true.
Just wanted to hear other peoples experiences funny stories ect......

RossDonegan

starbelgrade wrote: »

13 years old, under a bridge in Kilkenny, after playing my first gig outside of Dublin with my band. Middle of summer - had the arse bitten off me by midgies.

It didn't last long. It wasn't mindblowing sex. But it got the popping of the cherry out of the way, so there's that to be said of it.

Would have possibly being elevated to the realms of a "special thing", had she not travelled to Dublin the next week to see us play, then shagged the bassist. But that's life.

In two weeks I'd learned my first lesson about sex & realised I was not the only fish in the sea & soon learned that neither was she.

So it was a win, win situation!

Stories like this is what the thread should be about, the bit about the midges bitin his ars.

More funny stories. :cool:

force majeure

eehhh lets see now.....
ooo be gods......
:cool: no good cant recall it at all....
wait a mo that caus it never happened........................

NoHornJan

I'm always losing it. Can't keep a track on it at all.

It was stolen at a Fleadh Ceoil in Co. Clare once. Some head the ball snook into the tent in the middle of the night and pinched it. Or was that a dream? I'll have to be more careful in future with it...

abouttobebanned

This lose/loose thing is starting to become an epidemic.

Motley Crue

I was 19. It was in the female changing rooms of a swimming pool. Girlfriend at the time snuck me in.

20Cent

Prison :mad:

Kiera

16 with my first love. No crazy story, only it hurt like fúcking hell. These days, i hurt (guys) like fúcking hell due to kegels

stovelid

On my wedding night at 35.

It lasted 5 seconds and left me with an inexplicable and lasting sense of self-loathing.

Sanjuro

RossDonegan wrote: »

suggesting i get rubbers before we met up so i did and we did it right there in the tree's behind the local park at about 9 at night.

And they say romance is dead...

NothingMan

I was 38 and I don't know what was worse, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying.

Mint Sauce

i didn't lose it, i exactly where i left it.

Would've been funny if ya had misunderstood and turned up with a bunch of erasers.

Funkfield

Well, one summer myself and three friends decided to canoe the Cahulawassee River in the remote Georgia wilderness............

Wazdakka

17th Birthday with my first love and girlfriend at the time.
It was her first time too...

And yes... I was awesome :cool:

fakearms123

RossDonegan wrote: »

Right ill start off, I was just 15 21 and had being dating stalking this stunning brunet fugly mammoth of a female for almost 6 months, incredibaly she made i forced the first move on me her by suggesting i get rubbers before we met up so i did and we did it right there in the tree's behind the local park toilets at about 9 at night.
By god it was incredible quick and very unpleasant for her untill she taught she saw someone watching us, so that killed the mood saved me some embarrassment and well ended my first experience.

I fixed this for you

Dudess

11 with an entire olympic swimming team.

WindSock

There was nothing loose about my virginity.

Penny Lane

stovelid wrote: »

On my wedding night at 35.

It lasted 5 seconds and left me with an inexplicable and lasting sense of self-loathing.

:D:D Hilarious!

No there's more very hilarious ....

--Kaiser--

At your house with yore ma

deelite

I lost my virginity but I've still got the box it came in....

General Zod

A showjumping arena.

LoanShark

I was 20...She was.....(Whatever age ...) It was alright...


My worst performance was a year and a half later with a WOMAN...She was 30, I lasted exactly 4 seconds, and to top it off I got a cramp in my right leg at the exact same moment..

beauty101

I was 18 was with my first love on his couch...after a game of strip poker... while his brother was upstairs sleeping :P

fakearms123

beauty101 wrote: »

I was 18 was with my first love on his couch...after a game of strip poker... while his brother was upstairs sleeping :P

nothing says first love like a game of strip poker

admiralofthefleet

i lost my virginity on blackrock beach, if anyone finds it could they please return it to:

PO box 69
raheny
dublin 5

smash

Couldn't care less about my virginity... I lost my dignity and that causes bigger problems.

Teferi

My virginity grew back. Sigh.

starlit

Think this thread was already done! It was moved to the cuckoos nest forum! My answer is there ha!:P

Dudess

starbelgrade wrote: »

13 years old, under a bridge in Kilkenny, after playing my first gig outside of Dublin with my band. Middle of summer - had the arse bitten off me by midgies.

It didn't last long. It wasn't mindblowing sex. But it got the popping of the cherry out of the way, so there's that to be said of it.

Would have possibly being elevated to the realms of a "special thing", had she not travelled to Dublin the next week to see us play, then shagged the bassist. But that's life.

In two weeks I'd learned my first lesson about sex & realised I was not the only fish in the sea & soon learned that neither was she.

You lost your virginity to a fish from a Kilkenny river?

It's different - I'll give ya that...

Btw, were you really 13 touring and playing gigs and the like?

kfallon

LoanShark wrote: »

and to top it off I got a cramp in my right leg at the exact same moment..

I remember once having sex and we were doing it 'doggy', kneeling on the bed and suddenly a cramp in my left hamstring, roared "Ah fook", girl turned around and asked, "Are you coming?".....not a chance, I'm in agony. Needless to say she got on top then and I blew me goo, everyone likes a happy ending!

P.S. I lasted more than 4 seconds

starbelgrade

Dudess wrote: »

You lost your virginity to a fish from a Kilkenny river?

It's different - I'll give ya that...

Btw, were you really 13 touring and playing gigs and the like?

Yeah - she was a bit of a trout alright.... Ba dum ching!

I think that was my 2nd or 3rd gig - we were still arguing at the time over what to call the band & we only had 3 songs, which we played twice to make the set last longer.

gbee

RossDonegan wrote: »

untill she taught she saw someone watching us, so that killed the mood and well ended my first experience..

You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

Oh ye, very memorable!

smash

gbee wrote: »

You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

Oh ye, very memorable!

Did you ask the Ban Garda if she wanted to join in?

starbelgrade

gbee wrote: »

You know, having sex in public does draw a crowd, in my case it involved a Garda Sgt, a Garda and a Ban Garda ... that was probably the entire force at that time!

Oh ye, very memorable!

Was Obi-Wan Kenobi there too?

stovelid

starbelgrade wrote: »

Was Obi-Wan Kenobi there too?

That's pretty sith.

Jesus Wept

In Before BrummyTom.

Motley Crue

steve06 wrote: »

the Ban Garda

I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...

gbee

Motley Crue wrote: »

I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...

It was in 1972 or thereabouts.

smash

Motley Crue wrote: »

I don't think your allowed use that word anymore, it's not the correct turn of phrase or something...

yer wan...

any better?

NothingMan

The-Rigger wrote: »

In Before BrummyTom.

I think we all got it in before brummytom!