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Why do women always take pictures of themselves in the jacks?

  • 01-08-2010 12:11pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Does it aid transit like Activia or something?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Because they've just done a poo and they're happy about it.

    The bigger the smile the bigger the poo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    all they have to do is ask us for a still image from the hidden camera. No probs sharing if they don't mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Sure the female jacks is the sexiest place in the world :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    What I'd like to know, is why groups of girls of a certain age get together in front of a mirror in said bathrooms, and try their best to look like they're all having a stroke? A modern phenomena.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    What I'd like to know, is why groups of girls of a certain age get together in front of a mirror in said bathrooms, and try their best to look like they're all having a stroke? A modern phenomena.

    its the best pose to put on the orange glow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    PICS or GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Rabies wrote: »
    its the best pose to put on the orange glow

    True true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    those toilets usually have pretty good lighting
    probably the reason why


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Actually i was out last night and there were girls taking photos of each other by the sinks in the loo. 1st time i've ever noticed it, thought it was quite strange.
    I must be getting old!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    And why do they hold the camera above their heads when taking a photo? Fcuking camwhores.. does my head in for some reason


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    And why do they hold the camera above their heads when taking a photo? Fcuking camwhores.. does my head in for some reason

    its a force of habit. We do it to them when they're... you know *wink wink nudge nudge*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names - I don't know any - but women... are... dirty.

    D. Brent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Michael Phelps


    And why do they hold the camera above their heads when taking a photo? Fcuking camwhores.. does my head in for some reason


    The legendary 'Fat Girl Angle Shot'
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_Girl_Angle_Shot


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    I don't think woman do it, more like teenagers... aw god you should see the girls in my year, taking pictures of themselves getting ready and putting it on facebook i mean get over it, or taking pictures of themselves half naked with like a bra on and their tongue out i mean get over it thats just filthy.:rolleyes: Or wearing skirts that are shorter than shorts and taking pics of that. They are just filthy, if the parents seen them they'd get a kick up the arse- teenagers in this day and age are just getting worse and worse thank god i don't do that, i can't stick being a teenager or being around them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    owenc wrote: »
    or taking pictures of themselves half naked with like a bra on and their tongue out i mean get over it thats just filthy.:rolleyes:

    Does your school accept mature students?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    stovelid wrote: »
    Does your school accept mature students?

    Its supposed to be a grammar school.. i'm pretty sure its far worse over in the high school though, ones walking around with prams in 5th year nearly died when i seen it, i thought that just happened in england. They can't really control who gets into it, as the idiots can get high grades, some of the ones in our school are just waste of time not doing projects or anything i'd know who i would send out if i was principle.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Better yet, why do they all pout their lips like a fúcking duck? Its an American thing that has creeped in over here and now a lot of pictures contain the dreaded "duck face" pose.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    FearDark wrote: »
    Better yet, why do they all pout their lips like a fúcking duck? Its an American thing that has creeped in over here and now a lot of pictures contain the dreaded "duck face" pose.


    Anoo what the frigg is that about.. then pics of them drinking behind the bac of tesco.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    owenc wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure its far worse over in the high school though, ones walking around with prams in 5th year nearly died when i seen it,

    Don't the babies disrupt the classes? Or is there an in-school crèche?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    stovelid wrote: »
    Don't the babies disrupt the classes? Or is there an in-school crèche?

    Naw they leave the babies with the boyfriends who don't work and then meet the babies after school (thats how i see them.) then they go home and drink. Its really weird having teenagers walking around the school grounds with prams, the first time i seen it i was in shock (i thought that couldn't be hers) then i walked out the gate and seen them smoking, its so sad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    FearDark wrote: »
    Better yet, why do they all pout their lips like a fúcking duck? Its an American thing that has creeped in over here and now a lot of pictures contain the dreaded "duck face" pose.


    Do ducks have lips? Do you mean like a platypus http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/platypus-4.jpg :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    stovelid wrote: »
    Don't the babies disrupt the classes?

    Not as much as some of the students (sic) I daresay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    owenc wrote: »
    I don't think woman do it, more like teenagers... aw god you should see the girls in my year, taking pictures of themselves getting ready and putting it on facebook i mean get over it, or taking pictures of themselves half naked with like a bra on and their tongue out i mean get over it thats just filthy.:rolleyes: Or wearing skirts that are shorter than shorts and taking pics of that. They are just filthy, if the parents seen them they'd get a kick up the arse- teenagers in this day and age are just getting worse and worse thank god i don't do that, i can't stick being a teenager or being around them.

    Links to facebook pages or GTFO :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    Links to facebook pages or GTFO :P

    No you pervert.:eek: I'm not getting into trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    Terry wrote: »
    Does it aid transit like Activia or something?

    ...because they've just lost a small yet significant amount of weight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭JayEnnis


    snyper wrote: »

    I always hated that picture, it makes me want to punch her in the face.

    She just looks so dirty and not in a good way.

    And obviously the big dump in the toilet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    FearDark wrote: »
    Better yet, why do they all pout their lips like a fúcking duck? Its an American thing that has creeped in over here and now a lot of pictures contain the dreaded "duck face" pose.



    Can't top this though!! Same ****ing stupid face in every picture taken!! :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Why do they take pictures of themselves looking away from the camera giving a sideways peace sign?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    super-rush wrote: »
    Why do they take pictures of themselves looking away from the camera giving a sideways peace sign?

    Greater chance of an epic side boob shot i presume


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    snyper wrote: »
    Greater chance of an epic side boob shot i presume

    I never thought of that. I must do some further research.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    owenc wrote: »
    I don't think woman do it, more like teenagers... aw god you should see the girls in my year, taking pictures of themselves getting ready and putting it on facebook i mean get over it, or taking pictures of themselves half naked with like a bra on and their tongue out i mean get over it thats just filthy.:rolleyes: Or wearing skirts that are shorter than shorts and taking pics of that. They are just filthy, if the parents seen them they'd get a kick up the arse- teenagers in this day and age are just getting worse and worse thank god i don't do that, i can't stick being a teenager or being around them.

    Burqas for all school girls in Coleraine please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Yeah, I never got the pursed lip thing either.
    I know a girl like that. 90% of her pics have that stupid pursed lip thing.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    Burqas for all school girls in Coleraine please.

    1. i don't goto school in coleraine because the grammar schools are **** no i'm not telling you were and 2. What the hell is that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    snyper wrote: »

    Is that Flutterinbantum's missus?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Liam Proud Victor


    friend of mine does the pursed lips thing, I've had to say I'm putting the camera down unless you stop making stupid faces :mad:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    bluewolf wrote: »
    friend of mine does the pursed lips thing, I've had to say I'm putting the camera down unless you stop making stupid faces :mad:

    LOL that made me laugh, thinking seeing you taking pics and then you telling him to stop making faces he'd look like a right fool lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    they take photographs of themselves ... in the toilets?

    huh? Like glory hole?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    sligopark wrote: »
    they take photographs of themselves ... in the toilets?

    huh?

    Naw not exactly in the toilets but in the bathroom beside the mirror making some stupid face either sticking out they're tung or doing that lip thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭Tallaght Saint


    FearDark wrote: »
    Better yet, why do they all pout their lips like a fúcking duck? Its an American thing that has creeped in over here and now a lot of pictures contain the dreaded "duck face" pose.

    My ex-gf used to do that. HATED it!!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Liam Proud Victor


    owenc wrote: »
    LOL that made me laugh, thinking seeing you taking pics and then you telling him to stop making faces he'd look like a right fool lol.

    She...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    owenc wrote: »
    1. i don't goto school in coleraine because the grammar schools are **** no i'm not telling you were and 2. What the hell is that.

    They must be really bad so! :D

    These (except maybe the first one is a bit disgusting. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc



    Oh i see were you are coming from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    owenc wrote: »
    Oh i see were you are coming from.

    You certainly do not. I keep that sort of thing private! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Did'nt you notice the lighting in the bathroom :D you look more tanned :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    You certainly do not. I keep that sort of thing private! :eek:

    ok i really have no idea what your talking about then lets forget this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Yeh lads do it aswel, ashamed to say i know this one

    Quack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Bad enough having to take a pic of yourself, yourself.

    Worse again to have to take it from a 90 degree angle to make yourself look good on the interweb. Much more worser to have to resort to the khazi for privacy to do so.


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