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  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    The Agogo wrote: »
    jill_valentine
    catthinkin
    A V A
    feelingstressed
    Dudess
    OutlawPete
    clarke1991
    dyl10
    Dean0088
    Kasabian
    47

    How do you determine gender?


    Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I would only consider "touching swords" if there is a 100% definate chance of an excellently mind blowing animalistic shag fest (with a wimminz) on the other side.

    There will be many many qualifiers to the sword touching - including masks, earplugs and gagging orders.

    Show me the pics ladies and we shall talk ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I would only consider "touching swords" if there is a 100% definate chance of an excellently mind blowing animalistic shag fest (with a wimminz) on the other side.

    There will be many many qualifiers to the sword touching - including masks, earplugs and gagging orders.

    Show me the pics ladies and we shall talk ...

    Sorry Fitz, i only do the people on my "list" :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Bonito wrote: »
    AnalHoes


    That should be "Anal Hose" - its to help out the new colonic irrigation girl - she's still a bit unsure;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kiera wrote: »
    Sorry Fitz, i only do the people on my "list" :P

    Ho hum:(

    *puts sword back in sheath*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    That should be "Anal Hose" - its to help out the new colonic irrigation girl - she's still a bit unsure;)

    Who me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Cheeky_gal wrote: »
    Who me?

    Are you a colonic irrigation practitioner?

    Is it as healthy as they say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I would only consider "touching swords" if there is a 100% definate chance of an excellently mind blowing animalistic shag fest (with a wimminz) on the other side.

    :eek:

    Never! Pure filth.

    /leaves thread before being banned by Dr B


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    added you.

    now get the fúck off my list :P

    Done!


  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Thaedydal
    Ickle Magoo
    brainyneuron
    Galvasean
    littlebug
    dolliemix
    RayCun
    anonymous_joe
    koth
    Hermione*
    Wibbs

    /flirt


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Are you a colonic irrigation practitioner?

    Is it as healthy as they say?

    OK, obviously I don't know what a colonic irrigation practitioner is.

    It sounds like one of those people that torture people in war to get information out of them, I could be one of those .. ;)

    Also, how come I'm not on even ONE person's match list? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Fago! wrote: »
    Done!
    \o/ you're off the list. fluffy's back :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    The Agogo wrote: »
    jill_valentine
    catthinkin
    A V A
    feelingstressed
    Dudess
    OutlawPete
    clarke1991
    dyl10
    Dean0088
    Kasabian
    47

    How do you determine gender?
    Everyone on the internet is a man.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »
    Everyone on the internet is a man.

    The internet: Where every man is a man, where every woman is a man and where every child is the Fbi.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,086 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The internet: Where every man is a man, where every woman is a man and where every child is the Fbi.

    Every child is a whole ****ing Bureau of Investigation?
    I'm shagged.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I made it onto four lists - woohoo! :D Fago! (you wee pet), Fishie, metaoblivia, G86 - love you all! :D

    Here's mine:

    pikachucheeks (10)
    Ickle Magoo (7)
    Khannie (6)
    Pembily (6)
    SheRa (6)
    Fishie (6)
    Faith (5)
    Xiney (5)
    kickoutthejams (5)
    WesternNight (4)
    Fago! (4)

    All very cool people. Happy with that! :D Only three dudes though (I think?!), need to get out of the Ladies Lounge a bit more!

    I'm on your list but you're not on mine.

    My apologies for my Boards' Persona.
    Username Compatibility
    kickoutthejams
    My only woman is Dudess. Out of 11 candidates.

    Seems I am only 9.0909090909090909090909091% straight.
    At least you got a girl. I got none.

    I'm surprised we're on each other's lists, even though we're political opposites and seldom post in similar threads (except when arguing, which happens rarely)


  • Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    Terry wrote: »
    Everyone on the internet is a man.

    I just vommed into my tshirt


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Rovert
    Daniel2009
    StarBelgrade
    ScareGilly
    Millicent
    Cowzerp
    Adamski8
    Sheehy83
    Tar.Aldarion
    Wibbs
    Pikachucheeks





    You're all getting it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Hang on. I'll just get some lube.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Hang on. I'll just get some lube.

    Oh, it'll be you hanging on!

    You'll be hanging on for dear life!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Oh, it'll be you hanging on!

    You'll be hanging on for dear life!

    Bring it on, biaaaaayyyyitch!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    *reaches into the naughty drawer*

    don't mind me lads..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Ann22
    ibarelycare
    fluffyorganic1
    shellyboo
    Thaedydal
    Sharpshooter
    Ickle Magoo
    bluewolf
    iguana
    CaptainNegative
    mariaf24


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    *reaches into the naughty drawer*

    don't mind me lads..

    I love that there's a such thing as a "naughty drawer"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I love that there's a such thing as a "naughty drawer"

    oh gawd me too ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Rovert
    Daniel2009
    StarBelgrade
    ScareGilly
    Millicent
    Cowzerp
    Adamski8
    Sheehy83
    Tar.Aldarion
    Wibbs
    Pikachucheeks

    we'llallhavetea





    You're all getting it!

    FMP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    FMP

    :eek: oh my..

    *flutters lashes*

    fisting? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    :eek: oh my..

    *flutters lashes*

    fisting? :)

    I hope you mean that yoke they all do on Jersey Shore








    (and i don't mean Snooki)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I hope you mean that yoke they all do on Jersey Shore








    (and i don't mean Snooki)

    um, well, i don't think you'd see it on jersey shore...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,151 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    um, well, i don't think you'd see it on jersey shore...

    I hope Starbelgrade hasnt' used all his lube!


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