Your pre going out routine

PeterIanStaker

So, its the Bank Holiday weekend, some of us are going on the lash. I'm working though I'll be off Sunday.

What are people's pre going out routines? Is there anything specific you do to get youself in the right frame of mind?

Personally, I listen to AC/DC at extremely high volume and then choke the chicken. Puts me in the right mood.



Over to you, AH

genericguy

i tuck my jeans into my socks, pick out a knife, put my cap sitting upon my head, grab my favourite bomber jacket and sovereign ring...

no, wait, i'm not a scobie knacker bastard.

easyeason3

Usually a shower & putting on some clothes does it for me.

El Guapo!

Sh1t, Shower, Shave, ****, Feed the girl in the basement, thats about it

kfallon

****, shower, shave and a 'shuffle'

Ready to go....

tman

Large it up in the shower

I_AmThe_Walrus

I'm not going out this weekend.

Or next weekend.

I have to save up as much money as I possibly can in the next month. I'm leaving Ireland in August and I can't wait.

Celly Smunt

do the usual shower and all and then end up walking in and out for 20 minutes constantly putting things down and forgetting them and then picking them back up

Kiera

Shower, dance around apt to dry off, dry hair, do make-up, get dressed.

Snowie

loast minite dash to get ready

Mint Sauce

loud music, sh!t, sculpt trim beard, shower, a little hugo boss on the neck and behind the ears, nice pair of jeans, tee/shirt, check the wallet, phone, keys, out the door.

:cool:

MonkeyTennis

shower, shave, drink a bottle of buckfast, listermint and off I stumble

smash

why would you bother chocking the chicken before you go out, Would you not be better off holding out in case you get lucky? that way you can make a bigger mess on her face!

Duff

Shower, trim the facial hair, dressed then over to a friends house with a flaggin of Jack to drink before we I out.

Celly Smunt

steve06 wrote: »

why would you bother chocking the chicken before you go out, Would you not be better off holding out in case you get lucky? that way you can make a bigger mess on her face!

but your balls aches for a little bit of contact pre sex

SV

shower, get ready listening to some happy music, off to a friends house, bottle of rum..and off I go..

WIZE

Lock the door and off I go

candy-gal1

Shower, makeup,get dressed, straighten hair, bit of Kerrang on tv, check bag, check myself, out the door!

biko

Nothing really, I just go as I was unless it's a special occasion, like a wedding or so.

easyeason3

I_AmThe_Walrus wrote: »

I'm not going out this weekend.

Or next weekend.

I have to save up as much money as I possibly can in the next month. I'm leaving Ireland in August and I can't wait.

August starts on Sunday, you do know that don't you

Where are you off to?

smash

biko wrote: »

Nothing really, I just go as I was unless it's a special occasion, like a wedding or so.

Then you pull out the big guns.

kiddums

Kiera wrote: »

Shower, dance around apt to dry off, dry hair, do make-up, get dressed.

So your saying you dance round naked?:eek:

For me its shower, shave, shirt and jeans, out the door.

Uriel.

Tonight it'll be shave (still getting used to it.. had a beard for 4 yrs up until last week), brush the toothens, shower, style the hair and spend 15 minutes decidiing which jeans go with which shirt then usually reverting to my first choice. Fill the wallet with condoms, grab my bus fair and off I go. All while listening to music at full blast, Greenday lately!

shlt shower shave nd shoeshine.

smash

Uriel. wrote: »

Tonight it'll be shave (still getting used to it.. had a beard for 4 yrs up until last week) ... style the hair and spend 15 minutes decidiing which jeans go with which shirt

I didn't know women could grow beards!

Kiera

kiddums wrote: »

So your saying you dance round naked?:eek:

For me its shower, shave, shirt and jeans, out the door.

Yes.

Uriel.

steve06 wrote: »

I didn't know women could grow beards!

:rolleyes:
have to make sure that I have the correct combo to give me the power for the ladies... jeeez!

revz

Going round to a friend's house/having people to mine for a few pre-drinks!
Usually 4-6 cans, although maybe vodka depending what mood I'm in

EverEvolving

Shower
Drink break
Dry and straighten hair
Drink break
Clothes
Drink break
Makeup
Drink break
Decide drink breaks are better than going out and sit on couch having continuous drink breaks

jordan..

genericguy wrote: »

i tuck my jeans into my socks, pick out a knife, put my cap sitting upon my head, grab my favourite bomber jacket and sovereign ring...

no, wait, i'm not a scobie knacker bastard.

spa!

Peyton Manning

Gym Tan Laundry baby

easyeason3

Archimedes wrote: »

Gym Tan Laundry baby

Jersey Shore Whore!

Niche market

Put the music to full volume, Have a wash, dress in some nice clothing, put on me face and have some pre-drinks in between!!!

smash

easyeason3 wrote: »

Jersey Shore Whore!

funk-you

Drive back home across the country, pick up anything needed for later on as soon as I get into Dublin. Straight to a mates or the GF's gaf, shower, tunes, beers, play guitar really loud waiting on GF/mates, more drinks, taxi, town.

-Funk

GavRedKing

Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shoutng, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager, shouting,

Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega,

Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing.

:pac:

Celly Smunt

gavredking wrote: »

Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shoutng, lager, lager, lager, lager
Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager, shouting,

Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega,

Shouting, lager, lager, lager, lager
Mega, mega white thing,
Mega, mega white thing.

:pac:

makes me wanna shoot up

GavRedKing

pmcmahon wrote: »

makes me wanna shoot up

Yaaaa, wants to.............:eek:









:pac:

Celly Smunt

gavredking wrote: »

Yaaaa, wants to.............:eek:









:pac:

ya got any?

GavRedKing

pmcmahon wrote: »

ya got any?

Me?? No, I wouldnt go near that stuff.





Meet me out back in 5 minutes.

starlit

wash my hair, shower, shave the legs, pluck the eyebrows, paint my nails, dry my hair then, put on an outfit (often takes me forever to decide on one!) put on the make up might drink a tipple while I get ready to go out!

General Zod

wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door

ciagr297

General Zod wrote: »

wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door wash my hands, open the door, wash my hands, open the door

alot of doors and dirty ones at that in your gaff :D

PeterIanStaker

steve06 wrote: »

why would you bother chocking the chicken before you go out, Would you not be better off holding out in case you get lucky? that way you can make a bigger mess on her face!

You havent seen There's Something About Mary?

kfallon

snuggles285 wrote: »

wash my hair, shower, shave the legs, pluck the eyebrows, paint my nails, dry my hair then, put on an outfit (often takes me forever to decide on one!) put on the make up might drink a tipple while I get ready to go out!

And your b/f has left without you 3 hours before!!!

minidazzler

I do the 3 S's, brush my teeth, Start shotgunning beers as fast as I can until I am ready to leave, get dressed, check bus time, put on shoes, run because I am late for the bus, realise I forgot to put on deodorant and that I am now sweating a little from running.

smash

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

You havent seen There's Something About Mary?

Yea but I still never subscribed to the idea of taking the tension away before you go out.

You know when people talk about brewers droop, maybe it's just that you you drained yourself dry already!

starlit

kfallon wrote: »

And your b/f has left without you 3 hours before!!!

ha ha ha ha ha! don't have a boyfriend...anyways often takes mmm lets say anything between an hour to 2 hours to get ready for a night out! I know how that sounds to guys....:o but best time record was between an hour and an hour and a half!

kfallon

snuggles285 wrote: »

ha ha ha ha ha! don't have a boyfriend...

And now you know why....

ToxicPaddy

kfallon wrote: »

And your b/f has left without you 3 hours before!!!

So bloody true!!!

ToxicPaddy

snuggles285 wrote: »

but best time record was between an hour and an hour and a half!

Ahh jeez girl.. what the hell are ya doing????