Meat eating vegetarians!?

rororororororor

Okay so im a vegetarian but dont make a big deal about it when going somewhere that might not have the best choice of veggie friendly food. But I have this friend who makes a really big deal about it, this friend is "apparently" a veggie, but when drunk or craving meat she eats it! Now I have no problem someone eating meat or infact trying to eat less meat, its just the principle that they make a big deal about restaurants and wont even enter mac donalds, even though their eating big macs on the sly! Whats your opinan on meat eating "vegetarians"? Should they just eat meat and stop trying to be "do gooders" or Be able to pick and choose when they want to be a veggie?:)

easyeason3

So you telling us you have a friend who is not in fact a vegetarian?
Interesting.

smash

Says it all really...

Wazdakka

Vegetarians are pussy's

Fact.

Kiera

All veggies eat meat unless you're a nun or a lesbian

admiralofthefleet

my favourite animals are the ones with pepper sauce and fried mushrooms

smash

Wazdakka wrote: »

Vagetarians eat pussy's

Fact.

fixed that for you

General Zod

rororororororor wrote: »

when drunk or craving meat

Send her to AH :pac:

chin_grin

"Ooooh look at me! I don't eat yummy tasty meat and I have to tell everyone about it and then make a big stink about it when I'm out for a meal."

vs

"I'm an omnivore...........meh........"


And no if your friend eats meat, they're not vegetarian.

admiralofthefleet

Kiera wrote: »

All veggies eat meat unless you're a nun or a lesbian

then they become a vag-etarian

joolsveer

Is there meat in a big mac?

SoupyNorman

Kiera wrote: »

All veggies eat meat unless you're a nun or a lesbian

Isnt there meat in kebabs?

Ruu_Old

It's them bastard vegans we have to worry about, snotty cunts the lot of them. </sweeping generalisation>

Chuchoter

Vegetarian friends are the bane of my life. I'm going to burger king whether you like it or not! Stop looking at me funny!

smash

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

then they become a vag-etarian

I already used that one! :P


As Frankie Boyle says "Yes sir there is a vegetarian option... you can go fcuk yourself!"

Kiera

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Isnt there meat in kebabs?

Indeed there is, Soupy. So just nuns are veggies then?

Sanjuro

rororororororor wrote: »

Whats your opinan on meat eating "vegetarians"?

Same as my opinion on fruit-eating vegetarians. Or veg-eating meat-eaters. Or nut-eating fruit-eaters. In other words, couldn't give a toss.

Wazdakka

steve06 wrote: »

I already used that one! :P

It's a damn hard thing to find one in AH that hasn't already been all used up to be honest..

These women aint the freshest

SoupyNorman

Kiera wrote: »

Indeed there is, Soupy. So just nuns are veggies then?

No, I do believe Nuns like the odd kebab.

thetonynator

joolsveer wrote: »

Is there meat in a big mac?

Apparently there is if you look hard enough, in the same way that if you look hard enoguh, theres a g spot too . ..

Sea Sharp

A cow would eat you if it got the chance!!!!

admiralofthefleet

SoupyNorman wrote: »

No, I do believe Nuns like the odd kebab.

like what the mother superior says to the nuns at night time:

'ok girls, lights out at 11, candles out at 12'....

ElaElaElano

As a veggie myself there's really nothing I hate more than people who preach their diet. It's a personal thing- if someone wants to eat a butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal for their dinner, who are we to genera....whoops.

smash

ElaElaElano wrote: »

As a veggie myself there's really nothing I hate more than people who preach their diet. It's a personal thing- if someone wants to eat a butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal for their dinner, who are we to genera....whoops.

Stop, you're making me hungry.

Korvanica

Keep Being Awesome

thetonynator

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

A cow would eat you if it got the chance!!!!

Actually it wouldn't they are incapable of eating meat . .. .

Wazdakka

ElaElaElano wrote: »

if someone wants to eat a butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal for their dinner, who are we to genera....whoops.

I'm all hungry now

Stark

ElaElaElano wrote: »

As a veggie myself there's really nothing I hate more than people who preach their diet. It's a personal thing- if someone wants to eat a butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal for their dinner, who are we to genera....whoops.

I usually wash the blood off before I eat it.

Korvanica

Stark wrote: »

I usually wash the blood off before I eat it.

unless its delicious steak....

rockmongrel

Lots of stupid thread popping up today.

AnonoBoy

OP your friend is actually a Pretendatarian.

It's quite common amongst the college-age wannabe hipsters.

Tar.Aldarion

rororororororor wrote: »

Okay so im a vegetarian but dont make a big deal about it when going somewhere that might not have the best choice of veggie friendly food. But I have this friend who makes a really big deal about it, this friend is "apparently" a veggie, but when drunk or craving meat she eats it! Now I have no problem someone eating meat or infact trying to eat less meat, its just the principle that they make a big deal about restaurants and wont even enter mac donalds, even though their eating big macs on the sly! Whats your opinan on meat eating "vegetarians"? Should they just eat meat and stop trying to be "do gooders" or Be able to pick and choose when they want to be a veggie?:)

It's quite obvious your friend just wants to be me, a hot young teen with large vegetarian breasts. Sad really.

How about you call her on it? If you want to go somewhere and throws a fuss, you can just say she didn't make too much of a fuss eating the dead baby cow the other day or w/e



'vegetarian between meals' you can call her

Witcher

Your friend likes a bit of hot meat in her mouth so what?:pac:

henryporter

Are you not getting the hint OP - she's looking for meat when drunk. Simples!!

Conor108

pffft animal rights...

sensibleken

she isnt a vegetarian. and the same goes for 'vegetarians' who eat fish.

I love the way veggies get called pussies. sorry did you go out and hunt that rabid cow yourself and kill it with your bare hands?

us veggies can kick carnivors in thier faecially impacted asses... whos with me?

hello?

anyone?

Jeanious

Actually what's the deal with people who "only" eat white meat and/or fish claiming to be vegetarians? I'm sorry...if it runs, jumps, swims or flies, then it's an animal and is thusly made out of meat, QED.

Any veggies on boards care to explain this one?

Dravokivich

rororororororor wrote: »

Okay so im a vegetarian...

My food shíts on your food...

:pac:

Tar.Aldarion

coyle wrote: »

Actually what's the deal with people who "only" eat white meat and/or fish claiming to be vegetarians? I'm sorry...if it runs, jumps, swims or flies, then it's an animal and is thusly made out of meat, QED.

Any veggies on boards care to explain this one?

People who eat fish are pescetarians. None of them are veggie, people just claim to be for some reason. A lot of us fund it annoying as sometimes you get offered teh vegetarian option with it having meat in it.

sensibleken

coyle wrote: »

Actually what's the deal with people who "only" eat white meat and/or fish claiming to be vegetarians? I'm sorry...if it runs, jumps, swims or flies, then it's an animal and is thusly made out of meat, QED.

Any veggies on boards care to explain this one?

its simple. they dont know what the word means. they could just as easily describe themselves as...a tractor

--Kaiser--

notice

Davidius

sensibleken wrote: »

I love the way veggies get called pussies. sorry did you go out and hunt that rabid cow yourself and kill it with your bare hands?

I did.

Duggy747

ElaElaElano wrote: »

if someone wants to eat a butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal for their dinner, who are we to genera....whoops.

That post just gave me an image of someone ordering a steak and then a "butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal" carcass is flung onto the table.

Mmmmmmmmm, carcass!

I don't mind vegetarians on the whole but I can't stand those militant types. A few years ago I was eating a burger after the nite-club when a hippy and his GF came up to me (Two of them with dreadlocks and half-disentegrated wool clothes). They started spouting some vegetable shìte at me and saying I shouldn't be eating burgers but, me being drunk, I took a disgusting bite out of my sweaty quarter pounder and laughed with my mouth full.

Tar.Aldarion

Duggy747 wrote: »

That post just gave me an image of someone ordering a steak and then a "butchered to death, tortured, blood soaked animal" carcass is flung onto the table.

Mmmmmmmmm, carcass!

Good band, and they are all vegans

smash

sensibleken wrote: »

us veggies can kick carnivors in thier faecially impacted asses... whos with me?

No way, you're too weak from not getting enough vitamins and minerals!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat

Tar.Aldarion

and he wouldnt have existed


oh wait

Douglas Hissing Pasteboard

Douglas Hissing Pasteboard wrote: »

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat

Same goes for people..

Einhard

Deleted User wrote: »

Same goes for people..

mmmmmmm people...

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Thats why I always say kill the poor and feed them to the hungry

Einhard

Douglas Hissing Pasteboard wrote: »

Thats why I always say kill the poor and feed them to the hungry

Soylent Green is people!!!!