The Gambling Forum Chat Thread

SteelyDanJalapeno

Good to have ya back anyway Johnny,

Gavin "shels"

TiltedBrain wrote: »

What is it with Dubs and Coddle?

Dunno, my mam is a proper Dub, born and reared in the Inner City for all here life so that's probably why I love it, my brother hates it though. You either hate it or love it tbh.

UrbanSea wrote: »

Don't even know what it is

It's ****ed up tbh, it's a pot of water, with skinless sausages, gammon/collar rashers, potatoes and an onion (people who put carrots in are fools), boil it for about an hour. Sounds horrible but it's fantastic.

I love when my mother says she's making coddle, shepards pie or chicken and ham vol au vents (no crap in ours just all meat and mushroom sauce).

UrbanSea

Sounds like something out of the forth century

Gavin "shels"

UrbanSea wrote: »

Sounds like something out of the forth century

It's donkeys years old indeed, fourth century could be pushing it though.

UrbanSea

Sounds like something out of the third century.

frat

johnny_cash wrote: »

I'm drunk again and listing to crap again.I am getting hassle off everybody trying to get me to go to a clinic and the one that i really like wont talk to me again because i bet a lad in the pub sunday:mad: I dont even know what to do anymore i only done it because what he said to her :mad: There's another lad going to get a hiding the next time i see him because what he said about her sister and then what he said to her about me :mad:Then she really wont talk to me.She even told my friend that she likes me only im a mad man but honestly i just dont like people talking about her :mad: im really really drunk and going drinking tomorrow.going to bed now cant keep my eyes open

If al your posts are sincere, you really need to get some help!

jive

johnny_cash wrote: »

I'm drunk again and listing to crap again.I am getting hassle off everybody trying to get me to go to a clinic and the one that i really like wont talk to me again because i bet a lad in the pub sunday:mad: I dont even know what to do anymore i only done it because what he said to her :mad: There's another lad going to get a hiding the next time i see him because what he said about her sister and then what he said to her about me :mad:Then she really wont talk to me.She even told my friend that she likes me only im a mad man but honestly i just dont like people talking about her :mad: im really really drunk and going drinking tomorrow.going to bed now cant keep my eyes open

not sure if srs. if she likes you but thinks you're a mad man then don't go around smashing people who say things about you/her... there are no words...

If your posts are genuine then your problems are obviously deeper than that but if it's the case that you're just a silly goose then just chill the beans and don't be mental. If it isn't that simple, which it probably isn't, then seek professional help. Drink won't do anything only burn a hole in your wallet/liver.

UrbanSea

johnny_cash wrote: »

I'm drunk again and listing to crap again.I am getting hassle off everybody trying to get me to go to a clinic and the one that i really like wont talk to me again because i bet a lad in the pub sunday:mad: I dont even know what to do anymore i only done it because what he said to her :mad: There's another lad going to get a hiding the next time i see him because what he said about her sister and then what he said to her about me :mad:Then she really wont talk to me.She even told my friend that she likes me only im a mad man but honestly i just dont like people talking about her :mad: im really really drunk and going drinking tomorrow.going to bed now cant keep my eyes open

Dear John,
I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy. You said your bar maid's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look,I'm really flattered you would hurt him like that, and here's an autograph for your woman, I wrote it on the starter cap.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the pub, I most have missed you. Don't think I did **** intentionally just to diss you. But what's this **** about you like to overdose too? I say that **** just clowning dog how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues john I think you need some counselling, to help your ass from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some. And what's this **** about ye meant to be together? That kind of **** won't want her to meet ya.
I really think you and your bar maid need each other, or maybe you just need to treat her better. I hope you get to read this letter,I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself,I think that you will be doing just fine if you relax a little.

I'm glad she inspired you but john try to understand, she does want you as her man. She just don't want you to do some crazy ****,I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago who made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to, come to think about it, his name was, it was you


DAMN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

UrbanSea

Did 6.4k today. Feeling better already

frat

UrbanSea wrote: »

johnny_cash wrote: »

I'm drunk again and listing to crap again.I am getting hassle off everybody trying to get me to go to a clinic and the one that i really like wont talk to me again because i bet a lad in the pub sunday:mad: I dont even know what to do anymore i only done it because what he said to her :mad: There's another lad going to get a hiding the next time i see him because what he said about her sister and then what he said to her about me :mad:Then she really wont talk to me.She even told my friend that she likes me only im a mad man but honestly i just dont like people talking about her :mad: im really really drunk and going drinking tomorrow.going to bed now cant keep my eyes open

Dear John,
I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy. You said your bar maid's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look,I'm really flattered you would hurt him like that, and here's an autograph for your woman, I wrote it on the starter cap.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the pub, I most have missed you. Don't think I did **** intentionally just to diss you. But what's this **** about you like to overdose too? I say that **** just clowning dog how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues john I think you need some counselling, to help your ass from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some. And what's this **** about ye meant to be together? That kind of **** won't want her to meet ya.
I really think you and your bar maid need each other, or maybe you just need to treat her better. I hope you get to read this letter,I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself,I think that you will be doing just fine if you relax a little.

I'm glad she inspired you but john try to understand, she does want you as her man. She just don't want you to do some crazy ****,I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago who made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge, and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to, come to think about it, his name was, it was you


[SIZE="7"]DAMN[/SIZE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

What age are you? You seem to think this is a joke, somebody is clearly in need of some help yet you decide to post the lyrics of a song about a guy killing his girlfriend! There is a much bigger issue here than how many km you have run, what your watching on tv or what your having for dinner.

UrbanSea

To answer your question I'm 14.

I wasn't making a joke, I was being quite serious actually. And this is an off top thread,I can post what I like.

Think I might get a kebab too.

UrbanSea

And people (including me) have already told Johnny to get help

frat

UrbanSea wrote: »

To answer your question I'm 14.

I wasn't making a joke, I was being quite serious actually. And this is an off top thread,I can post what I like.

Think I might get a kebab too.

Great, let us know how it was, we are all on the edge of our seats waiting for an update on your amazing life!

UrbanSea

Will do.


Did you choose your username because it rhymed with twat?

frat

UrbanSea wrote: »

Will do.


Did you choose your username because it rhymed with twat?

Your a child mate.

Coming from someone who has been affected by suicide twice in my family I thought I would post something. I'll PM Johnny now as I couldn't be arsed listening to your childish ****e.

By the way did you choose your username because it sounds like 'I have no mates so I go online to tell people about my life'?

Don't bother replying cause as I said I'll PM Johnny, and I'm sure you have much more interesting things to talk about.

UrbanSea

Why ask a question and then tell me not to respond?

You don't know me, I don't know you. How would I know your life story?

I have plenty of mates thanks.


One thing though. How can you be so sure that everything Johnny says is true? Wouldn't be the first time someone made something up over the internet.


But go on, big man,I'm so childish. but alas, I'll let you have the last word.

P.S. that doesn't rhyme with my username, yours did. It wasn't an insult, a genuine question. Yours was more of an insult, if disguised as a question, but it wasn't very inconspicuous was it.

hucklebuck

frat wrote: »

By the way did you choose your username because it sounds like 'I have no mates so I go online to tell people about my life'?

In what language? Or is that you Kayne with your brilliant rhyming skills?

"Then I spent 400 bucks on this
Just to be like nigga you ain't up on this
And I can't even go to the grocery store
Without some ones that's clean and a shirt with a team" - All Falls Down

ft9

So, You gonna let us know how that kebab was or what?

SteelyDanJalapeno

Chicken or Donor?

Juwwi

A Kebab meal or just on its own?

ft9

FFS Urban TELL US ABOUT THE GOD DAMN KEBAB!

Had to be chicken, I hate that doner sh!te

SteelyDanJalapeno

ft9 wrote: »

FFS Urban TELL US ABOUT THE GOD DAMN KEBAB!

Had to be chicken, I hate that doner sh!te

Your female?

UrbanSea

Sorry to disappoint lads.


Didn't get one. I was only saying it, see I have no mates but come on here and make up things to tell ye lot, cos I wanna look cool on an anonymous forum.


Sorry to string ye along,I guess you guys don't wanna be my first friends now ye know I'm a liar

ft9

I love ya man!

UrbanSea

TiltedBrain wrote: »

Your female?

Has to be. Try out the donner meat in Iskanders on Dame street in Dub, it is phenomenal

ft9

Have you been to Babylon for a kebab yet?

UrbanSea

ft9 wrote: »

Have you been to Babylon for a kebab yet?

Where's that?

ft9

Camden St. Unreal man, just class. Knife and fork job.

UrbanSea

Aw man I knew it was familiar. Na but I'd walk past it a fair bit

ft9

Go there for one, and get back to me. If you don't think its class your a d!ckhead