Guys taking a leak in public

rambler

Would Just like to know peoples opinion on this, Guys after having a couple seem to have to go in Public for whatever reason I don't know, group of guys on night out 2 mins after leaving pub, needs to go, bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing, why is it that women seem to have much better control, have yet to see a full bus load of girls along the roadside doing same. Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

MagicMarker

Girls just go down alleys.

Going to the toilet before leaving the pub doesn't help much when it takes 2 hours just to find a bloody taxi.

parker kent

rambler wrote: »

Would Just like to know peoples opinion on this, Guys after having a couple seem to have to go in Public for whatever reason I don't know, group of guys on night out 2 mins after leaving pub, needs to go, bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing, why is it that women seem to have much better control, have yet to see a full bus load of girls along the roadside doing same. Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

I've seen plenty of girls doing it on buses to different events...not just a male thing

El Guapo!

We have to hold our piss for as long as possible and then write our name on a wall with it. Its a guy thing :cool:

mikemac

Well girls aren't drinking pints are they? So volume wise there is a difference between a pint and a vodka with splash of lemonade

I believe there was a thread on something similar last week, didn't read it, maybe it addressed it

Abrasax

rambler wrote: »

Would Just like to know peoples opinion on this, Guys after having a couple seem to have to go in Public for whatever reason I don't know, group of guys on night out 2 mins after leaving pub, needs to go, bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing, why is it that women seem to have much better control, have yet to see a full bus load of girls along the roadside doing same. Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

It's a semi-acceptable expression of masculinity and male drinking culture and so men just engage in this behaviour because they can.

If women want equality on this issue then it's up to them to hitch up their skirts and let their suppressed feminist issues burst forth.

Mickeroo

Beer is a diuretic, just like tea. Even after a couple of beers i'll be going twice an hour maybe some nights. If i drink too much tea the same thing happens. If i have to go in public i usually find somewhere out of eye sight in the bushes or something, you can get arrested otherwise.

orourkeda

Dean09 wrote: »

We have to hold our piss for as long as possible and then write our name on a wall with it. Its a guy thing :cool:

wouldnt it be better to watch a bird try this.

mikom

rambler wrote: »

Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

Well maybe if more women gave us erections then the ability to piss would be taken away............

El Guapo!

Mickeroo wrote: »

Beer is a diuretic, just like tea. Even after a couple of beers i'll be going twice an hour maybe some nights. If i drink too much tea the same thing happens. If i have to go in public i usually find somewhere out of eye sight in the bushes or something, you can get arrested otherwise.

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

El Guapo!

mikom wrote: »

Well maybe if more women gave us erections then the ability to piss would be taken away............

No then you just piss on the ceiling :pac:

FortuneChip

Dean09 wrote: »

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

Go find out at your local garda station, just outside

dotsman

rambler wrote: »

Would Just like to know peoples opinion on this, Guys after having a couple seem to have to go in Public for whatever reason I don't know, group of guys on night out 2 mins after leaving pub, needs to go, bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing, why is it that women seem to have much better control, have yet to see a full bus load of girls along the roadside doing same. Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

Because they are scumbags? Seriously, in over 10 years of drinking in pubs/clubs I've probably only ever twice "had to go" while outside, after the club (so nowhere else open) and waiting for a taxi. In both those times, I would have a found a very quiet dark alley or equivalent. There is never a need to urinate on a main street and is a complete scumbag thing to do.

Not only do people not want to see it, they also don't want to smell it or walk on it. I'd very much like to see a judge sentence such people to wear a diaper.

With regards ladies, some of them also go outside, but tend to be more discreet.

Mickeroo

Dean09 wrote: »

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

Supposedly! Maybe someone can confirm? Apparently lorry drivers are the only people allowed to piss anywhere they want too?

Agricola

Dean09 wrote: »

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

Yeah I was takin a dump on the side of the road not one hour ago. A gard happened to pass me and just said "Great day for it"

orourkeda

orourkeda wrote: »

wouldnt it be better to watch a bird try this.

Birds always crap everywhere when flying overhead anyway :mad:

I saw a guy taking a leak on the side of a motorway once, abroad. Right in full view. :eek:

mikom

Dean09 wrote: »

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

Hens are so lucky.

jester77

Don't think there is much difference between the sexes, just wish people would try and be a little discreet. Was sitting outside the pub on Friday having a few beers when a girl walked out onto the street, stopped, dropped her shorts, hunkered and took a piss as cars were driving by. Very classy.

FlutterinBantam

It would not be wise to 'unload a round' in full view on the public road.

Unless there is immediacy ,and a very sudden rush of pressure to the badge, one should always be able to find a lavvie, or at worst a secluded spot to back out a ripe coil.

One needs to be creative at times, think of a phone box,shop front,hedged garden,advertising hoarding.

Quick drop, and hose out, no ceremony or 'settling down'should be the process,up and away.

May need to sacrifice the odd pair of jocks if the spread is wide.

Better than a court appearance and your exploits in the local rag.

Karma

anything to do with the lack of public toilets???
anyone know of one open somewhere???

FlutterinBantam

Malahide beside the tennis courts

Portmarnock beside the Martello tower.

Both perfectly servicable for the rogue baton round that needs liberation.

Not built for comfort, may require some hovering experience but better than
a 'heavy' set of jocks and an awkward walk home!!

Willbbz

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Portmarnock beside the Martello tower.
!

Ihh.. I'd rather leak outside than go in there :P

Blisterman

Dean09 wrote: »

On that note, is it true that you can be arrested for pissing in public but you can take a dump and get away with it?

Not in Barcelona anyway. Saw this sign when i was there.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4141/4810837404_92ddb2c823.jpg

SEANYBOY1

rambler wrote: »

Would Just like to know peoples opinion on this, Guys after having a couple seem to have to go in Public for whatever reason I don't know, group of guys on night out 2 mins after leaving pub, needs to go, bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing, why is it that women seem to have much better control, have yet to see a full bus load of girls along the roadside doing same. Can someone explain the reason for guys not able to hold or able to make dicission to use public toilets before leaving pub\club.

A Nigerian post man in my wifes job takes a leak in the bushes when delivering the post:eek:

dotsman wrote: »

Because they are scumbags? Seriously, in over 10 years of drinking in pubs/clubs I've probably only ever twice "had to go" while outside, after the club (so nowhere else open) and waiting for a taxi. In both those times, I would have a found a very quiet dark alley or equivalent. There is never a need to urinate on a main street and is a complete scumbag thing to do.

Not only do people not want to see it, they also don't want to smell it or walk on it. I'd very much like to see a judge sentence such people to wear a diaper.

With regards ladies, some of them also go outside, but tend to be more discreet.

Smell of hypocrate here is over powering:D

I got caught going in a bush in Cancun, Mexico. Dont worry cause you wont get arrested. They will will just demant 100 US Dollars:eek: Needless to say I dont carry that type of cash coming home from a night club, so the cnuts just helped themselves to everything I had in my pockets

OutlawPete

rambler wrote: »

..why is it that women seem to have much better control.

Cause women save it for comedy gigs, plays and concerts.

Then after weeks of holding it in, just when shows have been on five minutes or so, they will start filing out with their handbags making every person there stand up.

This goes on intermittently throughout the proceedings until every single women present has emptied their bladder.

This is of course more tolerable than having to see women with their vaginas out down lanes.

No, wait ..

Jaxxy

feelingstressed wrote: »

Well girls aren't drinking pints are they? So volume wise there is a difference between a pint and a vodka with splash of lemonade

I believe there was a thread on something similar last week, didn't read it, maybe it addressed it

Girls drink pints too.

I'm jealous of the ease with which men can take a piss wherever they please.

dotsman

SEANYBOY1 wrote: »

Smell of hypocrate here is over powering:D

I was referring to "bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing".

Pissing in the street is a scummy thing to do regardless of you who are. But, if an absolute emergency and you have to go, at least try to hide it.

P.S. It's spelt 'hypocrite'.

gonedrinking

dotsman wrote: »

I was referring to "bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing".

Pissing in the street is a scummy thing to do regardless of you who are. But, if an absolute emergency and you have to go, at least try to hide it.

P.S. It's spelt 'hypocrite'.

jesus you sound like Alan in 2 and a half men, loosen up man, no point in crying over spilt piss

Coriolanus

I think it should be clamped down upon. It's sickenign on monday morning walking past the Lotts in town.

Odd that in those countries where you're likely to get a baton across the back of the legs this doesn't seem to happen.

Bring on the Guardia Civile.

Nemanja91

The worst is when you are at a concert and ya see someone pissing all over the place.

FlutterinBantam

WilliamOC wrote: »

Ihh.. I'd rather leak outside than go in there :P

Nope... clean and serviceable.

Backed out a 'thick hawser' there last week after being caught short en route to Cush Point.

Facilities comfortably handled the load and I would have no complaints at all.

BluesBerry

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Girls drink pints too.

I'm jealous of the ease with which men can take a piss wherever they please.

And it seems women urinate where ever they want to now these days

bonerm

Dean09 wrote: »

We have to hold our piss for as long as possible and then write our name on a wall with it. Its a guy thing :cool:

Not all guys do it.

Jaxxy

BluesBerry wrote: »

And it seems women urinate where ever they want to now these days

Classy lady!

I think I'll pass on taking a leaf out of her book though and stick to queuing for the ladies loos.

nitromaster

I was queing over night for a green day concert in manchester...

The following morning someone opened a food van....so obviously i was parched and got food.

Walked for a bit looking for a toilet but couldnt find anywhere and the doors were gonna open pretty soon...so i just took the bottle i had, drank it, then filled it up (on the side of the road...facing away)
wasn't really anywhere private i could go (As in bushes or whatever)


Good concert though :pac:

BluesBerry

nitromaster wrote: »

I was queing over night for a green day concert in manchester...

The following morning someone opened a food van....so obviously i was parched and got food.

Walked for a bit looking for a toilet but couldnt find anywhere and the doors were gonna open pretty soon...so i just took the bottle i had, drank it, then filled it up (on the side of the road...facing away)
wasn't really anywhere private i could go (As in bushes or whatever)


Good concert though :pac:

Lol the amount of coke bottles you see flung at the side of the road with golden looking liquid inside .That reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ__INBZQao

SEANYBOY1

dotsman wrote: »

I was referring to "bus loads of guys on nights out standing along roadside pissing".

Pissing in the street is a scummy thing to do regardless of you who are. But, if an absolute emergency and you have to go, at least try to hide it.

P.S. It's spelt 'hypocrite'.

Thanks my spelling is atrosous, check that one too for me;)

SEANYBOY1

BluesBerry wrote: »

Lol the amount of coke bottles you see flung at the side of the road with golden looking liquid inside .That reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ__INBZQao

One of the bset films ever there Dumd and Dumber. Check this one out;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKh2RG0NaG0

Pauleta

I walking home last week and when i walked by a tunnel 2 girls came up from it pulled down there pants and started pissing in front of me and right beside a busy road. I thought they were flashing me at 1st. This was at a road right beside a shopping centre and it was at about 6 in the evening :eek:

Motley Crue

Driving to the Airport one morning my Mum saw a guy doing that on the side of the road, at the place where they watch planes landing at Dublin Airport...that, erm, layby area...

Anyway, she beeps the horn that he gets such a fright he just wet himself everywhere and started cursing at my Mum....:D

veryangryman

Dean09 wrote: »

We have to hold our piss for as long as possible and then write our name on a wall with it. Its a guy thing :cool:

I once almost eroded a full wall with my initials, such was the build-up. Was well proud of my efforts

Yes i should see a doctor!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

As a male the whole world is your urinal. This is your priviledge, to pop out Percy when nature beckons and relieve yourself. It really is a beautifull thing

FruitLover

Luckily, I don't live in America, so I don't have to deal with "guys" taking a "leak" in public much.

If it's lads taking a slash in public however...

MagicMarker

FruitLover wrote: »

Luckily, I don't live in America, so I don't have to deal with "guys" taking a "leak" in public much.

If it's lads taking a slash in public however...

*double facepalm*