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  • 24-07-2010 11:17pm
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    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭


    I've just found out that it's better NOT to close the internet page when your wife walks in and catches you **** to porn.

    Especially if you've got a photo of your daughter and all of her mates at her sixth birthday party set as your wallpaper.


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Thanks for that image! LOL


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    #3
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    :eek:
    yep, porn is better!


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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:pac:

    Thats cheered me up no end. Thanks mate. ;)


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    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    omg LMFAO

    What did your wife say/do? :D


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    #6
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    divorce papers will be with you monday lunchtime at the latest i'd say


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    mariaf24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭mariaf24


    Show her the history - Trust me, no matter how bad the porn is, she'll be relieved!


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    Michael B
    Closed Accounts Posts: 369 ✭✭Michael B


    :eek: :D:D:D:D:D Brilliant!


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    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    Showed her the history it was still a bad moment at the time though...


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    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Palm and her five friends and thats just your wall paper,
    Hope she does'nt go too hard on ya :D


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    #11
    round tower huntsman
    Registered Users Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    yeah right:rolleyes::rolleyes:, ye perv


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    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    class. you made my day ....


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    #13
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Did she at least finish you off??


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    #14
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    amateur:rolleyes: you should always check to see that the coast is clear or just simply lock the door

    hope you cleaned the PC screen after you:D


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    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,648 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    I just hope you didn't spunk all over the screen with the kid pics on it!!!!


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    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Might be good time to go on that lads holiday you are thinking of taking this month...


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    catthinkin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    your wife is one lucky lucky lady


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    #18
    [Deleted User]
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    Ha. That made me laugh out loud. I'm in work and now my customers are looking at me weirdly.

    So worth it! Made my night.


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    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Palm and her five friends

    Love that saying,sometimes said like "Palm and the five sisters".
    My mate's mam is called Pam and when someone said something about "Palm and the five sisters" she said "Hey,my mam has 3 sisters.:confused:"

    :pac::pac:


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    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Amateur.
    Windows Key + M = Show Desktop
    :o


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    round tower huntsman
    Registered Users Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    looks like your story has fooled the goons on boards.ie, lets just hope your wifes as gullable...ye dirty perv.


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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Nevore wrote: »
    Amateur.
    Windows Key + M = Show Desktop

    :confused::confused:
    But he'd still be whackin one out at a photo of his kid.....:confused:


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    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Dean09 wrote: »
    :confused::confused:
    But he'd still be whackin one out at a photo of his kid.....:confused:
    Yeah, I fail at reading comprehension apparently. :(:o


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    #24
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    You've got some life Mici. Taser the cat do death one week, poison teenagers with mushrooms the next, and then round it off with this incident...have you considered penning your own sitcom? I'd watch it.


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    #25
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    You got married very young


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    #26
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    round tower huntsman wrote: »
    looks like your story has fooled the goons on boards.ie, lets just hope your wifes as gullable...ye dirty perv.

    So, we are goons?:rolleyes:

    And he's a perv for watching porn?:D

    Do you know where you are posting?;)


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    #27
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Saibh wrote: »
    You got married very young

    Hmmmm.....so OP is a dirty liar eh?.....tut tut


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    #28
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Ye know the cat taser thing was a story stolen off yahoo answers fail?
    I'll try find it now,basically,this guy is trolling.


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    round tower huntsman
    Registered Users Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    So, we are goons?:rolleyes:

    And he's a perv for watching porn?:D

    Do you know where you are posting?;)

    i withdraw goons, for boardies. how's that?

    he says he was watching porn!!! i dunno.


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    BluesBerry
    Registered Users Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    What does your granny have to say about this :p:pac:


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    #31
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    round tower huntsman wrote: »
    i withdraw goons, for boardies. how's that?

    \0/


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