The best forfit for a bet

Markom5a

Right aher's I need your help!!! A female friend has challenged me to a one v one basketball match. If I lose I have to wear her hotpants in town for an hour. And if she loses....... well this is where ye come in I need suggestions!!!

Thanks

PirateShampoo

Motor boat.

Benny Lava

Make her listen to Planet Jedward...in full.

bm365

Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse

MagicMarker

Blow job.

Abrasax

If she loses, she doesn't wear her hotpants for an hour.

VinnyTGM

She has to wear nothing whilst in town for an hour.

KeithM89_old

She has to tell her family/OH shes pregnant - and cant tell the truth for 3 days

Markom5a

I'm in tears laughing here! Keep em coming I'll let ye know if I pick one.

Sharpshooter

Markom5a wrote: »

Right aher's I need your help!!! A female friend has challenged me to a one v one basketball match. If I lose I have to wear her hotpants in town for an hour. And if she loses....... well this is where ye come in I need suggestions!!!

Thanks

You both have to walk around town for an hour changing her hotpants between you every five minutes.

Just give AHs the heads up when it's going down.;)

/those of you with filthy minds need not reply to or quote this post...

Kiwi_knock

Bring her out for a night in a club, wearing slutty clothes, and have to tell any lad who comes up to her this is the first time she has been out since the sex change

Improbable

She has to chat up a stranger and then convince him that she used to be a man and get a date.

Edit: damn, kiwi_knock just beat me to it.

MatthewVII

make her clean your toilet with her face

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Next rainy day has to walk around town in a tight white t-shirt

giggsy664

Bracing for epic winrars.

Keogg

Shave her head bald.
Clean off:D

get her to photocopy her boobs in a public library.

Einhard

Have her give me the aul ride.

You'll be happy. I'll be happy.

She won't.

But she'll never gamble again.

Keogg

Deleted User wrote: »

get her to photocopy her boobs in a public library.

And print it out like 250 times, then go through town distributing them to every guy that walks past.

SugarHigh

She has to shag her dog

Jordan Berbatov

You get to bash her gash

scudzilla

If you win she has to ride ya, sure it's the only way you'll ever get yer hole

stovelid

Just wear the hotpants and bravely flout convention. You don't need to invent a competition for an excuse.

orourkeda

She has to perform the teabagging procedure for an hour

mrDerek

she has to wear a burkha in france

Einhard

orourkeda wrote: »

She has to perform the teabagging procedure for an hour

Surely her growing a pair of balls is a bit too much to ask?!

Jesus Wept

Sex change.

mojesius

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to draw a giant penis.

entropi

mojesius wrote: »

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to draw sit on a giant penis.

FYP

Ricardo G

she has to beat herself to death with her own shoe !!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Master of Nothing wrote: »

FYP

mojesius wrote: »

Y'know the artists who draw on the pavement with chalk opposite Trinity?
Saturday 12 noon, she has to drawsit aon my giant penis.

FYFYP.

Einhard

She has to tell me what FYP means

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Einhard wrote: »

She has to tell me what FYP means

Fixed Your Post.

Einhard

baz2009 wrote: »

Fixed Your Post.

Thanks for that. i thought for a moment I might actually have to do some work and google it myself!!:eek:

Blitzkrieger

While you're at it google 'omnipresent'

Fanny Wank

She has to feed you all sorts of strange shaped fruit......from her gash

mstan

Einhard wrote: »

She has to tell me what FYP means

First Year Pussy

s_carnage

She has to walk around with your dirty white Y fronts

machhu

she has to take nude photo and post in this board

SadieSue

She has to read these answers.

machhu

SadieSue wrote: »

She has to read these answers.

she had to read this answers in front of public nd family

Max Power1

machhu wrote: »

she has to take nude photo and post in this board

+1
At least that would be mutually beneficial to AH and the OP

Bonito

She has to put a bumper sticker on her car for a week saying "I deepthroat for cash."

Markom5a

Brilliant lads I'll suggest them all and let you know which she goes with!!
Keep em coming though!!!

lil'bug

she has to wear a pair of your jocks in town for an hour

wanrek

She has to dress up as a tiger and go into Bank of Ireland, walk up to the manager and say "so where are you living".

BluesBerry

wanrek wrote: »

She has to dress up as a tiger and go into Bank of Ireland, walk up to the manager and say "so where are you living".

That is brilliant

If she does do that one Id say it would make the news

aCA

She must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!

mr kr0nik

Is there a plan B in case you don't fit into her hotpants.... (not that I don't have any confidence in your baskerball skills)

Markom5a

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Is there a plan B in case you don't fit into her hotpants.... (not that I don't have any confidence in your baskerball skills)

Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!

MagicMarker

Markom5a wrote: »

Oh I probably will be wearing her hotpants because I'm the worst basketball player in history and she is the captain of every team she's ever been on!!! Oh and don't worry they fit,just don't ask me how I know!!

Just make sure they're unwashed...... GIGGITY GOO!!