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your momma's so fat

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  • 23-07-2010 5:03pm
    #1
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭


    When she fell down the stairs I though eastenders was over!


    What's your favourite?


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    It's not her fault. It's a genetic condition and I'd ask you kindly not to make fun of it.

    Thank you.


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    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users Posts: 8,121 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Your mommas so fat when she jumped in to the ocean the whales started singing ‘we are family’

    Your mommas so fat even Dorah cant explore her


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    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    ...she's endangering her health, and is at risk of contracting a whole host of obesity related conditions, such as diabetes and heart disease. Perhaps you might mention the possibility of her losing some weight, through moderate exercise and a balanced diet.


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    #5
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Come in Mary Harney


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    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Your momma's so fat this was her one and only contribution to boards.ie

    fat momma wrote:
    hiuo mjhgy nakmwes hgfadyt ,mnpoi..,m.,mads


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    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    This was voted best joke ever for those who are interested...


    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“


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    #8
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Omg, that is hysterical.
    :D


    no it really actually was.


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    urm, lol?

    Methinks someone has no idea what tCN is for.


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    #10
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    its for the mentally challenged, who are smart enough to know where they rightfully belong?
    am i right?!
    do i get a prize??


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    #11
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yo momma's so fat she thought these jokes were funny. But then she laid eyes on Gary Busey and knew she could never have him unless she started to give


    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!1!
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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Your momma's so fat she- HOLY SHIT! A MONKEY KNIFE FIGHT!

    MonkeyKnifeFight.jpg


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    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    yo mommas so fat, all her relationships are at long distance!


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    #14
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Some of the monkeys are wearing HATS!!!
    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAhaha hahaha!
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Untitled_25.png

    Now they're upside-down...!!!
    Defying the laws of gravity!
    How do they do that?

    How...?


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    #16
    pogsick
    Registered Users Posts: 367 ✭✭pogsick


    Yo' momma's so fat, when she was cremated all flights in Europe got cancelled!


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    #17
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo momma so fat, her blood groups dolmio.


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    #18
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    Kharn wrote: »
    urm, lol?

    Methinks someone has no idea what tCN is for.

    Well therefore it'd be one of the AH Mods, cause it was moved from there!


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    #19
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Your mama's so fat, even Sarky would think twice about saying........YOUR MA!


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Degag wrote: »
    This was voted best joke ever for those who are interested...

    I like this one better...

    A man is in hospital with his wife on her death bed after being in a coma. He's about to have the machines turned off after years without response. He bends down says he loves her and gives her a kiss goodbye when suddenly her finger twitches. He rushes to the doctor to tell him and the doctor tells him to try a bit more. He goes back in and kisses her and touches her nipple and her fist clenches. He rushes back to the doctor again and the doctor tells him to take it another step further, maybe try some oral... 2 mins later he rushes out crying 'she's dead, she's dead' and when the doctor asks what happened, the man reply's "She choked"...


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    #21
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    What did you say about my mother?
    shotgun_barrel.jpg


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    #22
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    What did you say about my mother?
    shotgun_barrel.jpg


    YOUR MA!!!

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    *****runs*******:p


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    #23
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


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    #24
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    oh wow, way to kill the thread.


    fail-boat.jpg


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    #25
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    yo mamma is so fat I had to roll over twice to get off her


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    #26
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo momma so fat she was baptized at sea world.


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    #27
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    oh wow, way to kill the thread.

    Yep i really killed this thread ........ maybe i will leave it dormant for over a month before i come back and kill it again:confused:


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    #28
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yeah, I think thats a good idea.

    How does it feel knowing you fail at life


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    #29
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    liberating


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    #30
    amcalester
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,121 ✭✭✭amcalester


    Your Momma is so fat she joined weightwatchers and won slimmer of the year. She is now 4 stone lighter and much happier.


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    #31
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    amcalester wrote: »
    Your Momma is so fat she joined weightwatchers and won slimmer of the year. She is now 4 stone lighter and much happier.

    Im a proud son


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