The Pussy Purse

Giselle

Its here!

The pussy purse, an anatomically correct way of carrying your change and storing your credit cards (without discomfort:)).

Would you be happy to whip this out at Centra to pay for your litre of low-fat milk? I think I might get one just to see if anyone notices.



It might come in useful if the man in your life is looking for your credit card and you tell him to find it near the clitoris, but other than that I just like the novelty.:)

Any takers?

princess-lala

Thank god I like more of a wallet - imagine opening that yoke in centra :eek:

Eviledna

I know there is a credit-card-swipe-buttcheeks joke in there, I just can't reach it

Joan Fontaine

I used to have a little purse years ago that was black but when you opened it up it was pink and had a little opening section in the middle for coins. it never even crossed my mind that it resembled a sex organ until a very dirty minded friend said it to me - stopped using it shortly after!

Silverfish

Reminds me of some stuff I've seen on Regretsy ... this is NSFW, obviously.

No, I can't say I would use or purchase something like this. And my wallet is made of duct tape, so that's saying something!

Giselle

princess-lala wrote: »

Thank god I like more of a wallet - imagine opening that yoke in centra :eek:

I like a wallet too, but imagine telling some Centra guy that you have to get some change out of your Pussy!!!!*




*I would actually rather die than say that publicly.:)

princess-lala

Silverfish wrote: »

Regretsy ... this is NSFW, obviously.

OH MY GOD :eek:

Giselle wrote: »

I like a wallet too, but imagine telling some Centra guy that you have to get some change out of your Pussy!!!!*




*I would actually rather die than say that publicly.:)

Id have to say purse if I had to use one! Oh gosh I couldn't say pussy :eek:

Latchy

Hmm ....wonder how deep the pocket is in that purse . I would guess about six inches

Giselle

How about the more ambiguousy titled Yoni Purse?



I have to say that never before have womens genitals been so closely associated with money!:)

Actually, whatever they're called, I wouldn't make the connection at all if it wasn't pointed out to me.

Unlike the Martin Loofah King exfoliation mitts!

Dudess

Lots of things look like a vadge... if you think about it.

Furry zip-up pencil cases anyone? :pac:

Those kids' slippers in the shape of an animal with the really tight... em... slot for your foot...

I actually thought this was about a slightly different invention (origins: Japan sprang to mind immediately) - namely a wallet that a girl can insert in her cooch for extra security...
And no, I personally wouldn't use such a wallet in public - either one like the above, or the one in the OP.












/downloads patent form... :pac:

Larianne

I thought that too Dudess when I started reading it.

GirlOfGlass

Haha, I also thought that.

I want one... just for the novelty.

Smallbit

This topic reminded me of when I worked in London - I was a public health clinic counsellor dealing with a fair few 'working girls'. One of them once told me that at the end of her 'shift' she rolled up her money very tightly into a cigar tube and ahem, 'hid' it in case she was mugged...

I'll leave the hiding place to your imagination :eek:

WindSock

Can't make a silk purse from a pigs ear











Don't know how that relates, exactly....

Maple

I'd get one for the giggles it would give me, juvenile I know but I still love it.

I'd have no bother saying pussy purse, but fanny purse? No way.

Nevyn

Giselle wrote: »

I have to say that never before have womens genitals been so closely associated with money!:)

Back as far as Shakespears time a woman's purse was another way of saying Yoni.


Not made about the purse but I do like this mouse.

http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/02/11/you-mouse-around-here-often/

Dudess

maple wrote: »

I'd have no bother saying pussy purse, but fanny purse? No way.

I'm the reverse.

panda100

Dudess wrote: »

I'm the reverse.

Me too! I detest the word pussy. Il keep that word for cute Kittens and not my private area thank you very much.

Fanny is much better.

Maple

Really? No, I just detest the word fanny. It brings to mind the image of grubby hormone riddled teenage boys giggling over those picture problems in The News of The World, where some woman is always in her bra standing looking fornlornly into the distance as her boyfriend storms out of the house.

Mind you, it could be because I've had "oi love, show us your fanny" screamed at me on nights out.

Dudess

"Pussy" reminds me of hardcore porn/off the chart woman-hating rap - there's something a bit misogynistic sounding about it, in my opinion; "fanny" is more innocent and harmless bawdy I think.

maple wrote: »

it could be because I've had "oi love, show us your fanny" screamed at me on nights out.

Never understood that one - "show your tits", ok, but nothing particularly visually appealing about one's fanny.

xzanti

Don't forget the Vagina Couch

MJOR

Hilarious.... the growler coin keeper :D:D:D

WindSock

Well I hope it compliments my geebag :pac:

Dudess

Lol

Giselle

I think the vag couch looks very comfy although a bit hard to get in and out of. Ironically.:D

And you just don't want to catch yourself saying you're going home to vegetate in front of the tv in your vagina.