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Rachel Allen - lovely woman but .....

  • 22-07-2010 7:43pm
    #1
    rubberdiddies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭


    .... That is one of the most annoying accents I have ever heard.
    Is it supposed to be Cork/D4/Dalkey/English public school??

    Oh I obviously have soo little to worry about

    That will be all


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Huh?


  • #3
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    rubberdiddies wrote: »
    .... That is one of the most annoying accents I have ever heard.
    Is it supposed to be Cork/D4/Dalkey/English public school??

    Oh I obviously have soo little to worry about

    That will be all

    Yep, you do.


  • #4
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Rubberdiddies <<< I chuckled at that name :D

    Yeah cant stand her accent thats why I never watch her cooking shows because of it :mad:


  • #5
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    So what? Fake hair styles, fake smiles, fake tits, and fake accents. That's Irish women for you these days :p


  • #6
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Can't stand the woman,so don't usually have to listen to her thankfully!


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  • #7
    daffodil21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭daffodil21


    get a grip - she's a real woman !!


  • #8
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    daffodil21 wrote: »
    get a grip

    On what?:eek:


  • #9
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    haha rubberdiddies.

    ah yeah........eh.... what was the question again?


  • #10
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Nolanger wrote: »
    So what? Fake hair styles, fake smiles, fake tits, and fake accents. That's Irish women for you these days :p

    Sure, if you're lucky! Most won't even make that much effort.


  • #11
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,460 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    if you dont like her just turn channel

    Simple really


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  • #12
    rubberdiddies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭rubberdiddies


    I actually don't dislike her. She always makes me hungry. It's just the accent I can't stand


  • #13
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    rubberdiddies wrote: »
    .... That is one of the most annoying accents I have ever heard.
    Is it supposed to be Cork/D4/Dalkey/English public school??

    Oh I obviously have soo little to worry about

    That will be all


    Just turn down the volume when you're rubbing one out.


  • #14
    earlyevening
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭earlyevening


    Another "I hate R Allen's accent" thread.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055947912&highlight=rachel+allen


  • #15
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,603 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    i don't have a problem with her accent, but she really does come off as very fake.


  • #16
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    earlyevening wrote: »
    Another "I hate R Allen's accent" thread.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055947912&highlight=rachel+allen
    Aaa... that lady again. Cheers.
    I can't comment on the lady (due to lack of knowledge about her) so will leave it at that. :)


  • #17
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Well, I for one would sink a well lubed bell end in her pristine nipsy, so I would.

    Well ,I reckon it's pristine, tight as a moles eye too.:


  • #18
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    How many ****ing times is some no-mark going to start a thread on After Hours about this woman?


  • #19
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    rubberdiddies wrote: »
    .... That is one of the most annoying accents I have ever heard.
    Is it supposed to be Cork/D4/Dalkey/English public school??

    Oh I obviously have soo little to worry about

    That will be all

    I actually love her accent


  • #20
    rubberdiddies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭rubberdiddies


    mike65 wrote: »
    How many ****ing times is some no-mark going to start a thread on After Hours about this woman?

    'no-mark'?......explain please :)


  • #21
    Ole Rodrigo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,013 ✭✭✭Ole Rodrigo


    she makes a savage rissotto with chorizo and peas, in firness loike.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/redwinerisottowithch_93237


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  • #22
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Well, I for one would sink a well lubed bell end in her pristine nipsy, so I would.

    Well ,I reckon it's pristine, tight as a moles eye too.:
    Why don't you kill 2 birds with the 1 stone and stick your bell end in her gob to plug that fake accent?


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I just hope they find a cure for whatever it is that's wrong with her neck muscles. :(

    http://static.bbc.co.uk/food/1.4.4/ic/food_1x1_60/chefs/rachel_allen_1x1.jpg

    http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars2/vipstyleawards-2006-17.jpg

    http://www.cookingisfun.ie/img/about_us/rachel.jpg


  • #24
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    sh1tstirrer wrote: »
    Why don't you kill 2 birds with the 1 stone and stick your bell end in her gob to plug that fake accent?


    Hmmm , good advice there friend, the thoughts of those white even pearlies flossing the pungent knob cheese from my rim is ..well, stimulating.


    thank you.


  • #25
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    I never copped on to her accent as I've been too busy looking at her bust any time she's been on tv.


  • #26
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I'd love to see what kind of dish she'd make out of my ass rolos.


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Hmmm , good advice there friend, the thoughts of those white even pearlies flossing the pungent knob cheese from my rim is ..well, stimulating.


    thank you.

    I'd be surprised if she isn't beating a path to your door at this very moment.


  • #28
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'd be surprised if she isn't beating a path to your door at this very moment.


    :eek:

    Fcuk!

    You think?

    Better get the cocktail stick to japs eye, fcuker is clagged up and weeping.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Rachael Allen?
    Well i would!......:D


  • #30
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    I personally think the woman is delicious and would love to sample her bill of fare. I'd say the gash on her taste's delightful. You could always fill her posh gob with your throbbing love mallet and shut her the fcuk up. :D


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  • #31
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I utterly detest the woman..not least that when questioned during an interview about the activities of Tim "The Nonce" Allen and his conviction for posession of child pornography she replied:
    "Its been a difficult time and i just have to stay strong for Tim and Darina"
    Nice one,you arse-licking,peadophilia-supporting bitch.
    She should be taken off the Telly completely,i'm sure there are thousands of able-bodied cooks in this country who didnt piggyback thier way onto national media via connections with a convicted sex-offender.


  • #32
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    cock robin wrote: »
    I personally think the woman is delicious and would love to sample her bill of fare. I'd say the gash on her taste's delightful. You could always fill her posh gob with your throbbing love mallet and shut her the fcuk up. :D
    I already thought of that. If she had a load of gunk stuck in her throat it would kill the fake accent for a while.


  • #33
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Rachel Allen - lovely woman but ..... her father in law's a paedophile.


    EDIT: degsy types faster. but i don't care, cos degsy's cool.


  • #34
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Degsy wrote: »
    I utterly detest the woman..not least that when questioned during an interview about the activities of Tim "The Nonce" Allen and his conviction for posession of child pornography she replied:


    Nice one,you arse-licking,peadophilia-supporting bitch.
    She should be taken off the Telly completely,i'm sure there are thousands of able-bodied cooks in this country who didnt piggyback thier way onto national media via connections with a convicted sex-offender.


    You'd knob her through her knickers, you know you would.


  • #35
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    the thoughts of those white even pearlies flossing the pungent knob cheese from my rim

    knob cheese on your rim? you telling us you're bisexual there flut? so finally we have a freudian explanation for your love of shyte.


  • #36
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    genericguy wrote: »
    knob cheese on your rim? you telling us you're bisexual there flut? so finally we have a freudian explanation for your love of shyte.
    I think he means mildew :eek:


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  • #37
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    genericguy wrote: »
    knob cheese on your rim? you telling us you're bisexual there flut? so finally we have a freudian explanation for your love of shyte.

    Rim of the flange horse, you are mixing all this up with 'rimming' a practice I would never indulge in.

    You know, the rim behind the knob, where the Gruyere accumulates.


  • #38
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'd be surprised if she isn't beating a path to your door at this very moment.

    unlikely- she's in bed with me atm


  • #39
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Has anyone noticed how Rachel Allen threads end up with video clips of Nigella Lawsons food porn.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQejeG2yUJQ


  • #40
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Fuck.

    I'd give Nigela the auld turkey drumstick up the rusty pipe, so I would.

    Get a good batter up on her and slam her in, up to the knuckle.


  • #41
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Fuck.

    I'd give Nigela the auld turkey drumstick up the rusty pipe, so I would.

    Get a good batter up on her and slam her in, up to the knuckle.


    http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/82286-pc_amp_girly_man.jpg


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  • #42
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    mike65 wrote: »
    Has anyone noticed how Rachel Allen threads end up with video clips of Nigella Lawsons food porn.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQejeG2yUJQ

    Was watching her the other night, God now, I really really do love her accent :)


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Fuck.

    I'd give Nigela the auld turkey drumstick up the rusty pipe, so I would.

    Get a good batter up on her and slam her in, up to the knuckle.

    Nigella is some bird alrite. pure gorgeous.


  • #44
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Nigella is some bird alrite. pure gorgeous.
    She has the right amount of meat in all the right places :)


  • #45
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    sh1tstirrer wrote: »
    She has the right amount of meat in all the right places :)


    And no known connection to convicted peadophiles?
    This woman is too good to be true!:eek:


  • #46
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Degsy wrote: »
    And no known connection to convicted peadophiles?
    This woman is too good to be true!:eek:

    if thats true,i bet she's a demon in the sack!


  • #47
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    if thats true,i bet she's a demon in the sack!


    I'm sure auld Darina was a goer back in the day,before Timmy "turned":D


  • #48
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Degsy wrote: »
    And no known connection to convicted peadophiles?
    This woman is too good to be true!:eek:

    I prefer Sophie Dahl in the battle-of-the-cooks debate. Unfortunately she's clearly a paedophile. I've seen pics of her spending all her free-time with a small boy. :(


  • #49
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    bonerm wrote: »
    I prefer Sophie Dahl in the battle-of-the-cooks debate. Unfortunately she's clearly a paedophile. I've seen pics of her spending all her free-time with a small boy. :(

    he's a small díck.


  • #50
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Degsy wrote: »
    I utterly detest the woman..not least that when questioned during an interview about the activities of Tim "The Nonce" Allen and his conviction for posession of child pornography she replied:


    Nice one,you arse-licking,peadophilia-supporting bitch.
    She should be taken off the Telly completely,i'm sure there are thousands of able-bodied cooks in this country who didnt piggyback thier way onto national media via connections with a convicted sex-offender.

    Reason he has a tv show is because her husband is the executive producer.


  • #51
    paddymacsporran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭paddymacsporran


    Lads.

    Check this one out if you like the ones that cook.....

    http://www.djmick.co.uk/girls/100-sexy-pictures-ofgiada-de-laurentiis/


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