Rolleyes are banned!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:32am #1

Well, they're trying to ban them in a little town in Illinois at least

Next time you're in line at the grocery store and you roll your eyes at the person with two carts full of items refusing to leave the 10-items-or-fewer line, you might be in trouble with the law -- at least if you live in Elmhurst, Illinois. Officials of the Chicago suburb are looking into finding a way of putting an end to the practice by legal means.

http://consumerist.com/2010/07/illinois-town-wants-to-outlaw-eye-rolling.html

:rolleyes: <- I hate this little bastard

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:33am

:rolleyes:

Insect Overlord · 22-07-2010 1:33am

In before "Only in America"...

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:34am

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Jesus Wept · 22-07-2010 1:35am

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:36am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Superbus · 22-07-2010 1:37am

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:*over 9000*:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:37am

Insect Overlord wrote: »

In before "Only in America"...

:rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:38am

Superbus wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:*over 9000*:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Wolfe Tone · 22-07-2010 1:38am

Insect Overlord wrote: »

In before "Only in America"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:39am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

:rolleyes:

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:39am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

Well, they're trying to ban them in a little town in Illinois at least

http://consumerist.com/2010/07/illinois-town-wants-to-outlaw-eye-rolling.html

:rolleyes: <- I hate this little bastard

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Insect Overlord wrote: »

In before "Only in America"...

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes:

The-Rigger wrote: »

:rolleyes:

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Superbus wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:*over 9000*

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

:rolleyes:

22-07-2010 1:41am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shIR8gEaR7E

Superbus · 22-07-2010 1:41am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes:

:eek:

You can't do that!

Jesus Wept · 22-07-2010 1:42am

Source

It sounds like something that just barely squeaks past your work's Websense filter, but Online MBA has kindly assembled The Stats on Internet Pornography, and it includes a little tidbit of info that proves for once and for all that the residents of one of the western suburbs are indeed some of the horniest, porn-iest people in the world. No, that's not hyperbole.

Buried beneath water-cooler content like the least popular day to view porn online (Thanksgiving), and how many porn searches make up the total search number (a full 25%) is this fact: Elmhurst is the #1 city in the whole world to search for "sex," "xxx" and "porn." Beneath that statistic and not shown in the infographic is the detail that it's not just a search for all three combined. When you go deeper into the 2006 study, found here at TopTenReviews, it shows that the city is first in class for each individual term. They towered over cities like Stockton, CA, Meriden, CT, and Oklahoma City, OK.

Honestly, it seems like something is fishy here. I mean, Elmhurst? Really? Over, say, New York or Tokyo or Mexico City or something? Is there some sort of centralized porn-hunting hub somewhere in town? Either Elmhurst residents are terribly enthusiastic about finding their porn online or some guy has been really, really busy. Regardless, the idea of western-suburbanites frantically searching for naughty photos on the interwebs is entertaining enough for us to gloss over anything silly like "reality."

It seems like the town of Elmhurst like to pull the piss and put themselves on the map. Sounds like a fun place to live.

Incidently, Ireland was the second highest for searching 'porn' on the intarwebs.

robbie_998 · 22-07-2010 1:43am

Superbus wrote: »

:eek:

You can't do that!

:rolleyes:

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:43am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

Well, they're trying to ban them in a little town in Illinois at least

http://consumerist.com/2010/07/illinois-town-wants-to-outlaw-eye-rolling.html

:rolleyes: <- I hate this little bastard

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Insect Overlord wrote: »

In before "Only in America"...

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

The-Rigger wrote: »

:rolleyes:

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Superbus wrote: »

:rolleyes:*over 9000*:rolleyes:

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Deleted User wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shIR8gEaR7E

Superbus wrote: »

:eek:

You can't do that!

:rolleyes: oh yes he can...

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:44am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

:rolleyes: oh yes he can...

:rolleyes:

Nulty · 22-07-2010 1:44am

---:rolleyes:---

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:45am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

:rolleyes: oh yes he can...

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

men can use rolleyes
:rolleyes:

Witcher · 22-07-2010 1:45am

The-Rigger wrote: »

It seems like the town of Elmhurst like to pull the piss and put themselves on the map. Sounds like a fun place to live.

Bet the fcukers don't wash their hands after either:pac:

Obligatory rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:45am

starbelgrade wrote: »

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:46am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

men can use rolleyes
:rolleyes:

And it was Hitler who invented them; http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Rolleyes.jpg

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:46am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

men can use rolleyes
:rolleyes:

:eek:

this place is starting to look like an epileptics party

Wolfe Tone · 22-07-2010 1:47am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

:eek:

this place is starting to look like an epileptics party

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Witcher · 22-07-2010 1:48am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

this place is starting to look like an epileptics party

Always some comedian in here

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

robbie_998 · 22-07-2010 1:49am

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:49am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

*puts mussolini in recovery position*

22-07-2010 1:50am

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:51am

WELL DONE BASTARDS

Another perferctly good thread gonna be locked now

:rolleyes:

Wolfe Tone · 22-07-2010 1:51am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

*puts mussolini in recovery position*

*crys softly*

Why arent you guys asleep? Bet my reason is the most interesting!

Tar.Aldarion · 22-07-2010 1:51am

Hate that smiley so much

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:52am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

WELL DONE BASTARDS

Another perferctly good thread gonna be locked now

:rolleyes:

always a whinger :rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:52am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

*puts mussolini in recovery position*

*then robs his wallet*

:rolleyes:

Witcher · 22-07-2010 1:52am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hate that smiley so much

Racist:rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:53am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

*crys softly*

Why arent you guys asleep? Bet my reason is the most interesting!

You are one of the living dead?

:rolleyes:

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 1:53am

starbelgrade wrote: »

*then robs his wallet*

:rolleyes:

i suppose you want a share :rolleyes:

Amalgam · 22-07-2010 1:54am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hate that smiley so much

If only I could embed a picture..

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:55am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

always a whinger :rolleyes:

period again :rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion · 22-07-2010 1:55am

Blay wrote: »

Racist:rolleyes:

DIAF

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:55am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i suppose you want a share :rolleyes:

You can keep the packet of the passed-their-expiry-date, un-opened condoms & we'll split the packet of Wrigleys.

:rolleyes:

Wolfe Tone · 22-07-2010 1:56am

starbelgrade wrote: »

You are one of the living dead?

:rolleyes:

No

I am scared

Last night at 4am I woke to find a moth deep in my ear canal struggling madly. Horrible sensation. The folks were soon woken and I was off to A and E to have that little fecker sucked out. Too deep for tweezers. The bastard was in my ear, real deep, for over an hour struggling. The most horrible sensation ever.

Go ahead, laugh

Witcher · 22-07-2010 1:58am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

DIAF

Typical aggression from a racist

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 1:58am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

No

I am scared Last night at 4am I woke to find a moth deep in my ear canal struggling madly. Horrible sensation. The folks were soon woken and I was off to A and E to have that little fecker sucked out. Too deep for tweezers. The bastard was in my ear, real deep, for over an hour struggling. The most horrible sensation ever.

Go ahead, laugh

pussy :rolleyes:

starbelgrade · 22-07-2010 1:58am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

No

I am scared Last night at 4am I woke to find a moth deep in my ear canal struggling madly. Horrible sensation. The folks were soon woken and I was off to A and E to have that little fecker sucked out. Too deep for tweezers. The bastard was in my ear, real deep, for over an hour struggling. The most horrible sensation ever.

Go ahead, laugh

MWHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!

Wolfe Tone · 22-07-2010 1:59am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

pussy :rolleyes:

Typical AH
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Witcher · 22-07-2010 2:00am

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

No

I am scared Last night at 4am I woke to find a moth deep in my ear canal struggling madly. Horrible sensation. The folks were soon woken and I was off to A and E to have that little fecker sucked out. Too deep for tweezers. The bastard was in my ear, real deep, for over an hour struggling. The most horrible sensation ever.

Go ahead, laugh

Yeah..a "moth"..trying earsex were ya? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-07-2010 2:00am

Maia Sharp Silhouette wrote: »

period again :rolleyes:

you'd know all about it pfft :rolleyes:

starbelgrade wrote: »

You can keep the packet of the passed-their-expiry-date, un-opened condoms & we'll split the packet of Wrigleys.

:rolleyes:

they're prolly spearmint :rolleyes:

jd007 · 22-07-2010 2:00am

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Tar.Aldarion · 22-07-2010 2:00am

Blay wrote: »

Typical aggression from a racist

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

your skin colour is not perfect, haaaaaaaaaaa!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 22-07-2010 2:01am

jd007 wrote: »

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reeks of effort :rolleyes:

Rolleyes are banned!

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