What's the last random thing that turned you on?

StormWarrior

Just now I was looking through amazon listings for a book about the history of Wales, and I saw a book called: Authority and Subjugation in Writing of Medieval Wales.

Now I can't stop thinking about authority and subjugation, and I am becoming so aroused that I think I will need to go and be alone for a while.

Celly Smunt

StormWarrior wrote: »

Just now I was looking through amazon listings for a book about the history of Wales, and I saw a book called: Authority and Subjugation in Writing of Medieval Wales.

Now I can't stop thinking about authority and subjugation, and I am becoming so aroused that I think I will need to go and be alone for a while.

are you a girl?

pickarooney

StormWarrior wrote: »

Just now I was looking through amazon listings for a book about the history of Wales, and I saw a book called: Authority and Subjugation in Writing of Medieval Wales.

Now I can't stop thinking about authority and subjugation, and I am becoming so aroused that I think I will need to go and be alone for a while.

Just keep thinking of Wales and it will all go away.

neil_hosey

thats weird..

super_furry

Don't say 'yore ma', don't say 'yore ma', don't say 'yore ma'!

Yore.......Da?

Damn.

Biggins

The news.

One minute they were going on about war the next they were on about a discovery of a bright sun!
...Now thats random.

StormWarrior

pmcmahon wrote: »

are you a girl?

yes

pickarooney wrote: »

Just keep thinking of Wales and it will all go away.

No, that makes it worse, I have a Welsh accent fetish.

I just really want to be subjugated by an authoritative Welshman right now. Don't suppose there are any Taffs here?

kielmanator

astro physics turned me on

Celly Smunt

super_furry wrote: »

Don't say 'yore ma', don't say 'yore ma', don't say 'yore ma'!

Yore.......Da?

Damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXop3zIPkic

Celly Smunt

StormWarrior wrote: »

yes

niiice..

Snowie

thinking about what under wear this chick i knows wearing

pickarooney

StormWarrior wrote: »

No, that makes it worse, I have a Welsh accent fetish.

I just really want to be subjugated by an authoritative Welshman right now. Don't suppose there are any Taffs here?

Just imagine him there, standing over you with his leek in his hand going:
illechyd da, my leuv! while a baritone choir sings It's Not Unusual

cojomo2

Pornography.:D

AnonoBoy

The number 17.

Although apparently that's the least random number so maybe that doesn't count?

Does it? How random does this thing have to be to count as random in your 'turning on' scale?

starbelgrade

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

thinking about what under wear this chick i knows wearing

If she knows you & has any sense, she'll be wearing a chastity belt.

StormWarrior

This bit's hot:

pickarooney wrote: »

Just imagine him there, standing over you with his leek in his hand going:
illechyd da, my leuv!

This bit isn't:

pickarooney wrote: »

! while a baritone choir sings It's Not Unusual

Something by the Manics in the background I think.

lemonjelly

A really sexy looking woman on the train the other day sitting right across from me whose stockings and suspenders i could see the way her legs were crossed in the short skirt she was wearing. I done the look in reflection in the window and still look trick. **** i was really turned on by that.

Em welsh accents OP..what are you on?

Gets me every time...

www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/rule_34.jpg

422nd

This thread...

Mac Masters

Something just doesn't seem right about this.

major bill

StormWarrior wrote: »

This bit's hot:


This bit isn't:


Something by the Manics in the background I think.

suicide is painless maybe have tom jones play his new album:pac:

Snowie

starbelgrade wrote: »

If she knows you & has any sense, she'll be wearing a chastity belt.

So not true :eek:

StormWarrior

lemonjelly wrote: »

Em welsh accents OP..what are you on?

I have been aroused by them my whole life. I even went to university in Wales so I could hear their hotness all day every day.

Abrasax

Reading in a thunderstorm.

SIX PACK

Bangbabes Sky 910

Celly Smunt

SIX PACK wrote: »

Bangbabes Sky 910

who's on it at the moment?

major bill

:cool:

lemonjelly

StormWarrior wrote: »

I have been aroused by them my whole life. I even went to university in Wales so I could hear their hotness all day every day.

I seen a deadly docu on c4 i think last night about women who have 100+ orgasms a day. It's a condition that thousands of women "suffer" from. Are you one of them?

Get the ferry ferry over some weekend then and get sorted:P

lemonjelly

pmcmahon wrote: »

who's on it at the moment?

Can't be anything showing at this time of the day eh? i havn't had sky since last year

StormWarrior

lemonjelly wrote: »

I seen a deadly docu on c4 i think last night about women who have 100+ orgasms a day. It's a condition that thousands of women "suffer" from. Are you one of them?

Get the ferry ferry over some weekend then and get sorted:P

I think I might have that condition. I don't need to get the ferry though, I live in England. I've developed a new fantasy just now, of an angry Welshman punishing me for whatever the English have done to them over the years. I'm getting so hot right now.

Agricola

StormWarrior wrote: »

I think I might have that condition. I don't need to get the ferry though, I live in England. I've developed a new fantasy just now, of an angry Welshman punishing me for whatever the English have done to them over the years. I'm getting so hot right now.

The last random thing to turn me on (well pitching a semi anyway) is the idea that you may be a girl and that you seem to be really slutty

StormWarrior

Agricola wrote: »

you seem to be really slutty

only in my fantasies unfortuantely. I am actually a nun in real life. I live in a convent and everything.

Tar.Aldarion

A slap

Agricola

StormWarrior wrote: »

only in my fantasies unfortuantely. I am actually a nun in real life. I live in a convent and everything.

A nun as well! Semi status upgraded to full on

Vinta81

A Marilyn Manson song.

Ruu_Old

Get rid of those impure thoughts right away, go to mass! This is Ireland, where do you think you are?!?! :mad:

plein de force

a hot guy on the train the other day, in a vest and you could see the contour of every chisseled muscle, yumm

wait that's not random but anywho

brummytom

I'm 16 years old.


Everything turns me on

Mr Benevolent

Biggins wrote: »

The news.

One minute they were going on about war the next they were on about a discovery of a bright sun!
...Now thats random.

And that turned you on?

Mr Benevolent

brummytom wrote: »

I'm 16 years old.

I thought you were about 40.

Biggins

brummytom wrote: »

I'm 16 years old.
Everything turns me on

Stay away from sheep then! :pac:

WindSock

Someones rug.

Agricola

Confab wrote: »

And that turned you on?

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was one of Sharon Ni Bheolain's segments!


or maybe Dobbo....Was that it Biggins? Dirty Fecker!

stupidusername

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

A slap

rawrrrr.......

Tar.Aldarion

It was a good one, blindness nearly occurred!

FlutterinBantam

StormWarrior wrote: »

I think I might have that condition. I don't need to get the ferry though, I live in England. I've developed a new fantasy just now, of an angry Welshman punishing me for whatever the English have done to them over the years. I'm getting so hot right now.

:eek:

Fire up your #1 Dildo honey, and stop annoying people here.

Go get it sister;)

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Yer one from Fair City who's on now.
The one who used to be marreied to the the big mechanic with the tasche. She's fine looking for an aul one.

Dolores! (I think)

FlutterinBantam

brummytom wrote: »

I'm 16 years old.


Everything turns me on

So you keep telling us.


Time for a new line son.

That one is 'wore out' as the Dub would say.

steddyeddy

a woman bending over on the train in front of me in a leather mini skirt!

My name is URL

StormWarrior wrote: »

I think I might have that condition. I don't need to get the ferry though, I live in England. I've developed a new fantasy just now, of an angry Welshman punishing me for whatever the English have done to them over the years. I'm getting so hot right now.

Gonna need some water here!

Motley Crue

A student sitting on the Train in a skimpy dress, crossing her legs back and forward, again and again