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What famous author do you write like?

  • 16-07-2010 12:26pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭


    Check this site. I got Steven King. Try some of your posts and see what pops up. Good craic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    James Joyce. I must make no sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Someone in another forum plugged in Lovecraft and got Dan Brown AFAIK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    like Christy Brown on acid using his right foot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I got James Joyce with one post and Dan Brown with another.

    I'm not sure I'm happy with either of those...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I write like
    Leo Tolstoy?

    never heard of him.

    he looks cool though.
    http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e4/c0/bea84e5492e20ad8986c3a.L._V211003995_SL290_.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    I write like
    David Foster Wallace
    also
    apparently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    David Foster Wallace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    I got william shake a spear









    Had to go back to check how to spell shakespeare :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    AlcoholicA wrote: »
    I write like
    Leo Tolstoy?

    never heard of him.

    Do you have a nice beard and write really long posts? He wrote War and Peace


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    David Foster Wallace

    Seems to be a popular one...

    (copied alot of my recently thanked posts...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    Edgar Allan Poe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    I just copied an article from the Irish Times by Sarah Carey into it. She also writes like David Foster Wallace.

    Methinks this is bunkum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Edger Allan Poe :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Do you have a nice beard and write really long posts? He wrote War and Peace

    I have a small beard and talk a lot of $hite?!

    thats close right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    I write like Oscar wilde


    which I why I have a bestseller and am super rich.......









    oh and by the way I was being sarcastic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    To be fair he (David Foster Wallace) is known (according to Wikipedia) for his irony in his writing, and that seems to be 99% of what After Hours is about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    David Foster Wallace...do we all write like him?
    Second time I put a different passage in and got HG Wells


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    eightyfish wrote: »
    I just copied an article from the Irish Times by Sarah Carey into it. She also writes like David Foster Wallace.

    Methinks this is bunkum.

    The same for Alison O'Riordan...

    Dam...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    David Foster Wallace.

    Never heard of him before


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    H.P. Lovecraft

    Even though I plugged in a few paragraphs I had written that had little to do with Nameless Horrors!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭De Hipster


    Arthur C. Clarke - Cooool!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    The same for Alison O'Riordan...

    I put the Sarah Carey piece through bablefish and translated it from Engish to French and back again. So now it reads like this:
    Let us be us happy to divert budgets d' helps to help to create this qu' does a poor country need the majority - a middle-class? RECENT the G20 top finished with usual vague engagements of the rich nations to reach targets d' helps in the world in the process of development. This time maugrément about the value d' such a help was a little more manifest. You see, if you speak with n' import which sensitive expert, within five minute when they will admit that l' helps belongs to the problem. The stationary flow of l' helps in the poor countries saves the short-term lives, but creates long-term problems. Paul Collar, professor of the economic scenes with l' University d' Oxford, informs qu' there is d' so much; governmental organizations (O.N.G.s) in Haiti qu' they represent a threat for the long-term development of the country by marginalizing the civil government.

    etc.
    And apparently she still writes like David Foster Wallace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭leg


    Ross O Carrol Kelly?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    I just entered this:
    fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

    I write like
    Margaret Atwood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    eightyfish wrote: »
    I just entered this:



    I write like
    Margaret Atwood.

    From Wikipedia
    Margaret Atwood has repeatedly made observations about our relationships to animals in her works.
    :D

    Sure tis only a bit of craic. I never said it was scientifically accurate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Bram Stoker
    H.G. Wells
    H.P. Lovecraft

    All horror/sci-fi authors. The weird thing is that I don't even like Horror or Sci-Fi =/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    If you copy and paste the whole thread into it we collectively write like:
    James Joyce.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    eightyfish wrote: »
    I just entered this:



    I write like
    Margaret Atwood.

    Surely that should of been that poet... can't remember her first name, but her surname was Bishop... she had a thing for characterising herself as a fish...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    Surely that should of been that poet... can't remember her first name, but her surname was Bishop... she had a thing for characterising herself as a fish...

    Google points me to this (Elizabeth Bishop) and this (a Bishop Fish)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Frank Spencer


    Eamon Dunphy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    Eamon Dunphy!

    So you don't write your own stuff then? :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    eightyfish wrote: »
    Google points me to this (Elizabeth Bishop) and this (a Bishop Fish)

    T'is the first one i was referring too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    St. Peter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭Bucklesman


    Apparently Elizabeth Bishop writes like Arthur Conan Doyle. Now that I didn't see coming.

    ESSO--SO--SO--SO , Watson.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    Bucklesman wrote: »
    Apparently Elizabeth Bishop writes like Arthur Conan Doyle. Now that I didn't see coming.

    Hitler writes like Mary Shelly, the site says.
    She wrote Frankenstein - a story about a man who was dead inside, or a dead man who was alive.
    That kind of makes sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    I think it's fair to say this is a load of bollox just like the look a like finder. I pasted in a few posts I made in the big brother thread and got Leo Tolstoy.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭eightyfish


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    I pasted in a few posts I made in the big brother thread and got Leo Tolstoy.:D

    Shouldn't that have been George Orwell?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    Apparantly I write like H.P. Lovecraft.

    Who?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    James Fenimore Cooper. (Googled, he wrote Last of the Mohicans)

    Then cropped it and got Mario Puzo - (Godfather)

    Cropped it again and got Dan Brown :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    eightyfish wrote: »
    So you don't write your own stuff then? :rolleyes:

    I've read Dunphy's book and I'm am extremely confident that it is his own material i.e. it is complete waffle and full of incorrect opinions that are without any grounding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Raymond Chandler bitches!

    I'm hard-boiled.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    First post I tried got Bram Stoker. Tried another post - Chuck Palahniuk.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    I got David Foster Wallace. This guy seems to be very popular amongst us boardies. Maybe he gets inspiration for his style from reading our posts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    I got David Foster Wallace. This guy seems to be very popular amongst us boardies. Maybe he gets inspiration for his style from reading our posts.

    He hung himself a few years back. :(


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    I got H.G. Wells


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    Chuck Palahniuk, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Copied a post from my blog and got Arthur C. Clarke. Tried a few boards posts and got Stephen King, James Joyce, Harry Harrison (who?) and Dan Brown *shudders*

    This really seems to be a pile of bollocks. Mildly fun bollocks though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    With
    "trololololololololololololoolololololololololololo...'
    I got Neil Gaiman, which if it's pronounced as I think it might be, is a pretty unfortunate name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    Bobby Sands


    Me mam was well pissed with me sh1t covered wall I tell ya though


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