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If/Does Satan have a Surname ?

  • 16-07-2010 1:14am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Does Satan have a surname?
    Presume he does if Jesus is Jesus Christ...

    If not what would it be ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lucifer Paisley I think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    Ahern


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,063 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Satan'el

    el means God

    It's all a load of hogwash anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Satan is his surname. First name, Bob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Something Irish maybe? O'Brien? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 The Devil.


    No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,755 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Diablo I'd assume...y'know...El Diablo? :pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Clause.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Mr Satan Bush!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Satan (fallen angel) Angelo.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    last name ever, first name greatest! *has nothing realted to op, just a class song by drake!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    oh and first glance when i saw the title, i was like "its staunton, duh"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Lucifer Morningstar if you really want to know. Satan is more of a nick name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭BlandKitten


    Mein Dark Lord has a first name, it's S-A-T-A-N.
    Mein Dark Lord has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Bielzibub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Satan ghostfukker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭Dead Kennedys




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan



    The devil has many guises...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Lucifer Devil


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I am surprised no one has suggested Fitzpatrick as a nod to our good friend Seanie.

    In fact I'm shocked :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Panties


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Does Satan have a surname?
    Presume he does if Jesus is Jesus Christ...

    If not what would it be ?

    Actually... it would of been "Of Nazerath..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Hi, My name is Beelzibub, but you can call me Beelz.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Ratzinger Z

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Lucifer the Light-Bringer.

    He's got a bad press over the years has Old Nick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Satan Matt Finish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Satan Down


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Lucifer Morningstar if you really want to know. Satan is more of a nick name.
    Lucifer Morningstar isn't Satan. It's just another fallen angel (I think it's an angel. My mate says he was a king).

    As far as I remember, Satan is actually a title and not a name, and he's not named in any of the main 3 religions he's associated with (Christianity, Judaism or Islam).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    yes
    its fitzpatrick


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  • Posts: 0 Zander Wide Xerox


    he would tell you if you asked him i think you would have to give up your soul


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Byrne


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,784 ✭✭✭froog


    satan h. antichrist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    beelzebub is a different spirit prince of demons is his title
    there is a strain of weed called beelzebub and it is devilshly good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Anthony Walsh


    It's Satan Lynch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Satan Skock


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Hitler...


    Satan Hitler..


    his middle name is paedophile


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,291 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Actually... it would of been "Of Nazerath..."
    Actually it would have been Yeshua Ben Yosef. Jesus O'Joseph if he was Irish :) Christians call him Jesus, Muslims call him Isa, but he wouldn't have responded to either.

    Lucifer means light bringer in latin. It was also the name for the morning or day star Venus. So Lucifer morningstar would be a bit New York, New York, so good they named it twice. Like humanji said its only become associated with Satan later on. It's someone else.

    Satan means the adversary(in a legal sense) AFAIK. Early on he's considered more of a lawyer on one side and Gods on the other. He's kinda like the District attorney with god as the Judge. Even the oul talking snake that got Eve into eating dodgy fruit isnt the devil as the concept evolved. He's a talking snake who trys to trip them up. He also knows way more than the human characters. he has knowledge of the tree that god doesnt tell them about. God just says "right so. You can eat what you want, but leave that one alone". End of. No explanations why. One theory is that the snake is god tempting them to see if they'd pass the test and since he's all knowing he'd already know the answer. A tad confusing...:D

    The hammer house of horror devil we're used to has evolved from all sorts of disparate sources.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Av.

    He never gets lost.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Satan O'Shaughnessy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭Jimmyboss


    Yizzer all fukced when you get down there........the Dark Lord really doesn't like the piss being taken, he can get quite irate......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Jimmyboss wrote: »
    Yizzer all fukced when you get down there........the Dark Lord really doesn't like the piss being taken, he can get quite irate......

    I'd say he has a fair scorpy head on him alright.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Actually it would have been Yeshua Ben Yosef. Jesus O'Joseph if he was Irish :) Christians call him Jesus, Muslims call him Isa, but he wouldn't have responded to either.

    hmm... see where yer going there, though he's usually referred to by where his family was from, so i took it as that.

    good thing I'm not O'Clondalkin :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Jimmyboss wrote: »
    Yizzer all fukced when you get down there........the Dark Lord really doesn't like the piss being taken, he can get quite irate......
    as opposed to hell otherwise, which is quite a pleasant place, according to all the lore.

    theres way too much lore on Satan, the Devil, Lucifer etc. Its all quite interesting, in a weird way.

    So just call him Satan Satan. Its easier.

    Also, respect and FEAR him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Satan means the adversary(in a legal sense) AFAIK. Early on he's considered more of a lawyer on one side and Gods on the other. He's kinda like the District attorney with god as the Judge.

    Spot on. In fact in the Old Testament Satan seems to be a member of the Heavenly Court, in fact he actually works for God to in the Book of Job and the two of them appear to be quite cordial. "Satan" is not this character's name, it is just the title of one of the member's the Court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    I was watching a documentary about where Satan and the lads came from. Aparently the ancient Jews believed in loads of gods. Then decided to just have one (it saved time). Then they realised that if this god is behind everything, then he's also behind everything that goes wrong. So suddenly this Satan fellow appearred and took the blame. It's all rather convenient according to some.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    Satan is like Madonna and Bono... evil.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,475 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Satan doesn't have a second..however he often goes by the name Sam Winchester.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    I never realised he was a real person - always thought it was just "Stan" mis-spelled, could never wonder why he put the fear of God into people. Suppose it makes sense now, after all, the whole world blames those pesky Jews for everything, the should be allowed have someone of their own to blame too.















    Warning: This post may contayn traces of ":pac:"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 kalie


    Satan Deville :D


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