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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    This was shared many moons ago with my by Lord Sarkl0r and so I share it with you...



    Don't make me add coffee to the swear filter...


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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    Constantinople, for this town has only 10,000 inhabitants- & went and had one more cup of Turkish coffee at a coffee house. Delicious it was too. To ask for a cup of coffee is about all I can say in Turkish & to be requested to sit down about all I can understand. At this coffee house were two Turks, perfectly unEuropeanized, playing a game of our Backgammon. Very likely it originated here. Nothing in a Turkish town is worth seeing but the bazar & the mosques & I was afraid I should get into difficulty if I tried them here where they are not used to tourists. There was a fine acqueduct in the Roman fashion but I thought probably not Roman all things considered about it. I declare I hate to part from that Turkish coffee. Now you do precisely as I tell you. Take some of the very best coffee, part mocha. Roast it well & while it is hot grind it very fine indeed to a very fine powder. Screw your coffeemill up to its tightest. All depend on this. Then immediately warm it again if it’s cold & take about half a measure of this & half a measure of boiling water. Put it right on the fire & give it one boil. It must be on so short
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    a time that it does not get bitter. Then take it off pour it into a cup a little smaller than a claret glass (that cup on your bureau is just the thing) do not for the world clear it but wait an instant & the grounds will go to the botton. Sip as soon as the top part is pretty clear & not gritty, without any sugar (because it ought not to be the least bitter) or else if the coffee is not good enough for that with just a little pot in in making it. Of course the bottom of the cup will be all grounds & that you leave. Try it. French coffee is a perfect fool to it. Cavalla would be an excellent place to observe the eclipse if a better cannot be had. It would be an endurable place to be for a couple of weeks & the instruments could easily be got there & easily put up in a good place. What is also of importance, a telegraph connects it with points whose longitude is known. The inhabitants seemed to think me quite a curiosity this morning but I really don´t see why they should. I have much more to say I assure you & if this dullest days admit of being described at such length you may imagine what the rest of the time is when I can with difficulty get time to put pen to paper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    http://www.cottontimer.com/2007/10/08/tea-kitty/
    And Rich Tea biccies for dippin:)"
    "As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, it's fine with me."--Sarah Fergerson, The Dutchess of York, On Tea


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    NomNomNom
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    Oh Coffee I love you so
    In the mornings you make me go
    late at night
    you keep me company
    where would I be without thou?

    Oh coffee, the blackest delight
    you make the day seem so bright
    Dont need no sugar
    nor milk
    I like you just the way you are.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I prefer Mountain Dew to tea, or coffee. More caffeine goodness, no burned tongue


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    Hypno toad says:

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    cyberwolf says:
    Frog legs are delicious with a little garlic


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    sNarah wrote: »
    Come on in!





    thats what she said...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No No, that's what she said - try to pay attention will ya?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    For the benefit of brendog;

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    And don't just look, try to stare with such power and passion that it becomes nearly unnatural. Then - and only then - have you succeeded.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    sNarah wrote: »
    And don't just look, try to stare with such power and passion that it becomes nearly unnatural. Then - and only then - have you succeeded.

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    Like this?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Well done squary!

    You may pick a prize! Do you chose Door 1, Door 2 or Door 7?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Door 7 of course!

    What happened to doors 3,4,5,6,8,9,10, etc..?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    They were never there.

    Congratulations - you have won a mat made out of fake grass!
    (the audience goes wild with cheers!)

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    Thanks for playing. Do call in again.

    Cup of tea yeah?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I should really have my own TV show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    sNarah wrote: »
    Congratulations - you have won a mat made out of fake grass!
    (the audience goes wild with cheers!)

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    (=^;^=)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    sNarah wrote: »
    I should really have my own TV show.

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    :cool:

    Im guessing from your paint thread contributions that you're blonde..?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Deadly! I'm going to be dedicating a thread to you tomorrow for being AWEsome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He gets a thread? What am I, a hamster!?!?!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fago! wrote: »
    He gets a thread? What am I, a hamster!?!?!
    I've never gotten a thread dedicated to me, not that I care


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    But you have now.:)

    I bet the life time supply of rice-a-roni was behind door one:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Squary, you'll have to wait for that thread to be dedicated to you - Fago! swooped in and went for Wolfie - who DOES deserve a thread too, though it's probably going to result in Latverian problematics and nationalism.

    In the meanwhile - have another prize!

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