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Happy Hand Time

  • 13-07-2010 12:18am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭


    so theres many to difernt names for masturbation,

    ****,
    going to the gym ;)
    choke the chicken
    chop the chilli

    so what do you call it??

    and if youve got any good names for it please post them


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Pulling the todger off me self.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Squirtin the worm :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
    I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
    never heard about going to the gym?

    only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Wrist exercising.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
    I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
    never heard about going to the gym?

    only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:

    kind of a private joke, but i think it might stick, its got pottential


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    time to masturbate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Hammer time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Masturbation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    time to masturbate


    blunt and to the point . . . LIKE MY COCK:rolleyes:

    lol jk my cock is average :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    having a ****


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Exorcising the demons.

    Decanting my testicles.

    Demilitarising my nob.

    Exonerating the paedophile.

    Balancing the Id and the Superego.

    Eviscerating Eros' Gadfly.

    Squeezing the last of the crums out of the sock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Pocket pinball


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    AFTER After Hours :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Wow it was moved....suppose that's easier than moderating it...:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Beating the Bodhran.

    Playing the Flute.

    Poppy and Paste.

    Pulling the Muscle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Wow it was moved....suppose that's easier than moderating it...:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    You used to do this all the time. ZING!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Sarky wrote: »
    You used to do this all the time. ZING!

    I did in my left one, rarely used to move 'em here...you used to bad touch anything left here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because they were always sh*t and TCN is not a dumping ground!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sarky wrote: »
    You used to do this all the time. ZING!
    :pac:

    Happy Hand Time.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Sarky wrote: »
    Because they were always sh*t and TCN is not a dumping ground!

    Well I know that, and you know that but some people have no respects ya see Sparky...no repects...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    ugh, this is a well serious matter!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Milking the Bull...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Messing with the Zohan :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    belly boxing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Reading the collected works of Oscar Wilde.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Camping in Killarney in the summer as a child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wait, what was this about again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Movement.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭kaki


    Playing the Japanese helicopter pilot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I need to go to sleep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Strangling the one eyed trouser snake...Auld Australian adage...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Go-karting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭Raedwald


    Pulling the Plum off meself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Having sex with girls.

    Oh, wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭seriousfizz


    *enters*

    Waving at hank

    *leaves*


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    polishing the piston


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Somethinging the something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Like this happy???
    Happy-Hand--62719.jpg


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