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Happy Hand Time

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  • 13-07-2010 1:18am
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    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭


    so theres many to difernt names for masturbation,

    ****,
    going to the gym ;)
    choke the chicken
    chop the chilli

    so what do you call it??

    and if youve got any good names for it please post them


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    #2
    Redzer7
    Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Pulling the todger off me self.


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    #3
    KeithM89_old
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    Squirtin the worm :D


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    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
    I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
    never heard about going to the gym?

    only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Wrist exercising.


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    #6
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    what didn't know they were such classy phrases such as those above! :eek:
    I will never look at a chicken or chilly the same way again!
    never heard about going to the gym?

    only one i heard is getting it in the hole? :eek:

    kind of a private joke, but i think it might stick, its got pottential


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    #7
    greenmachine88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭greenmachine88


    time to masturbate


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    #8
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Hammer time


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    #9
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Masturbation


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    #10
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    greenmachine88 wrote: »
    time to masturbate


    blunt and to the point . . . LIKE MY COCK:rolleyes:

    lol jk my cock is average :)


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    #11
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    having a ****


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    #12
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Exorcising the demons.

    Decanting my testicles.

    Demilitarising my nob.

    Exonerating the paedophile.

    Balancing the Id and the Superego.

    Eviscerating Eros' Gadfly.

    Squeezing the last of the crums out of the sock.


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    KeithM89_old
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    Pocket pinball


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    #14
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    AFTER After Hours :D


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    #15
    TheZohanS
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    Wow it was moved....suppose that's easier than moderating it...:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Beating the Bodhran.

    Playing the Flute.

    Poppy and Paste.

    Pulling the Muscle.


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Wow it was moved....suppose that's easier than moderating it...:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

    You used to do this all the time. ZING!


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    #18
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Sarky wrote: »
    You used to do this all the time. ZING!

    I did in my left one, rarely used to move 'em here...you used to bad touch anything left here!


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    #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because they were always sh*t and TCN is not a dumping ground!


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sarky wrote: »
    You used to do this all the time. ZING!
    :pac:

    Happy Hand Time.:pac:


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Sarky wrote: »
    Because they were always sh*t and TCN is not a dumping ground!

    Well I know that, and you know that but some people have no respects ya see Sparky...no repects...


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    #22
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    ugh, this is a well serious matter!!!


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    #23
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Milking the Bull...


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    #24
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Messing with the Zohan :D


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    #25
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    belly boxing


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    #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Reading the collected works of Oscar Wilde.


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    #27
    Sarky
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    Camping in Killarney in the summer as a child.


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    #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wait, what was this about again?


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    #29
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Movement.;)


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    #30
    kaki
    Registered Users Posts: 674 ✭✭✭kaki


    Playing the Japanese helicopter pilot.


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    #31
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I need to go to sleep


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