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  • 12-07-2010 10:37pm
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭


    Your first tooth.

    your frist steps.

    Your first day in school.

    Your first fight

    Your first pint

    Your first job

    Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

    Your first car


    Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

    Baby pukes on me. :mad:


    Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"


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  • #2
    The_Joker.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 320 ✭✭The_Joker.


    snyper wrote: »
    Your first tooth.

    your frist steps.

    Your first day in school.

    Your first fight

    Your first pint

    Your first job

    Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

    Your first car


    Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

    Baby pukes on me. :mad:


    Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

    When did you first get registered as a sex offender?


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    do you say that often?


  • #4
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'm 32 and I still have to drink my first pint... :o


  • #5
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    snyper wrote: »
    Your first tooth.
    When I was a baby
    your frist steps.
    When I was a baby
    Your first day in school.
    I went straight into the play-travel agents and told my mom to go
    Your first fight
    I don't fight, I'm a pacifist*



    *Yeah, I'm a pussy
    Your first pint
    Fcuk knows, at a party. My first drink was Whiskey, Jesus Christ
    Your first job
    Paper round, lasted 4 days
    Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)
    No comment, officer
    Your first car
    Cadbury Truck


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dudess wrote: »
    I'm 32 and I still have to drink my first pint... :o

    Awful.


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  • #7
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    When you're old and your son has joined boards, (and brummytom is Mod over in Sex & Sexuality) you can always point out this thread to him and say:
    This is why you have to wash my car!


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brummytom wrote: »
    Paper round, lasted 4 days

    Big neighbourhood?


  • #9
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Matias Silly Wisdom wrote: »
    Big neighbourhood?
    I had a 3 day break


  • #10
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Awful.
    I didn't say what of! :eek:

    Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them :D) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

    I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    brummytom wrote: »
    I had a 3 day break

    My first break lasted 2 years.


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  • #12
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dudess wrote: »
    I didn't say what of! :eek:

    Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them :D) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

    I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...

    What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

    Was it a threesome or a gang bang


  • #15
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,081 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    orourkeda wrote: »
    What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

    Wheat intolerance probably.


  • #16
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

    I bet they left her with a face like their radio!


  • #17
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    orourkeda wrote: »
    What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

    Yeast.

    Awful yeast infection *sniff*


  • #18
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    orourkeda wrote: »
    What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?
    Oh I'm definitely not allergic to alcohol! :D

    Wheat/yeast type stuff. Can't eat much bread/pasta either.


  • #19
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    snyper wrote: »
    Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

    Do tell.:pac:
    snyper wrote: »
    Baby pukes on me. :mad:

    Give it back, it can't talk yet.;)


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Agricola wrote: »
    I bet they left her with a face like their radio!

    like a billposters bucket


  • #21
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    TheZohan wrote: »
    When you're old and your son has joined boards, (and brummytom is Mod over in Sex & Sexuality) you can always point out this thread to him and say:
    Ah here, 'tisn't nice to imply the S&S mods are perpetual virgins! :eek:
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Give it back, it can't talk yet.;)
    He prefers 'em that way! >_>


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  • #22
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh I'm definitely not allergic to alcohol! :D

    Wheat/yeast type stuff. Can't eat much bread/pasta either.



    Poor baby


  • #23
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Was it a threesome or a gang bang

    turned into a me-some when i discovered arsenal were playing at home


  • #24
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    when i discovered arsenal were playing at home

    Is that a Euphemism for Boring? :pac:


  • #25
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    snyper wrote: »
    Your first tooth.
    I was a baby
    snyper wrote: »
    your frist steps.
    9 months i think
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first day in school.
    i was 5 lovely day but i was very upset
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first fight
    don't fight
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first pint
    a pint of cider when I was 19
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first job
    typist
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first ride
    Not going to answer! ha!
    snyper wrote: »
    Your first car
    first family car I was in a toyota model, my first car which still is a yaris


  • #26
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    snyper wrote: »
    Your first tooth.

    your frist steps.

    Your first day in school.

    Your first fight

    Your first pint

    Your first job

    Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

    Your first car


    Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

    Baby pukes on me. :mad:


    Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

    Your first tooth.
    When I was 2 months old or so, I think...

    your frist steps.
    Don't have a clue... Would have to ask mother parent

    Your first day in school.
    September 1993; can't remember exact date

    Your first fight
    Against a guy when I was in Senior Infants. I was a dirty little scummer fighter even back then. He got me in a headlock and so I bit him on the arm and made him cry, but I managed to dilute the trouble I'd have gotten into by claiming he bit me and by getting to a teacher first.

    Your first pint
    When I was about 16 I had my first proper pint in my local.

    Your first job
    In a shop, when I was about 12 (family run shop, so dunno if it counts)

    Your first ride
    15, and it was a drunken fumble in a dark bedroom more than anything else...

    Your first car
    An old banger of a yoke that cost me a grand, but has subsequently cost me more in keeping it going... Considering getting it traded in for a scrappage deal!!!


  • #27
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Dudess wrote: »
    I didn't say what of! :eek:

    Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them :D) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

    I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...
    Well that's a pint then, once it's alcohol in a pint glass it's a pint. Could be anything from beer to vodka. The pint glass makes any alcoholic drink manly.


  • #28
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    snyper wrote: »
    Your first tooth.

    your frist steps.

    Your first day in school.

    Your first fight

    Your first pint

    Your first job

    Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

    Your first car


    Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

    Baby pukes on me. :mad:


    Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

    This is amazing, I have only done two of the things of this list. Does this mean that I am an impoverished soul?


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    This is amazing, I have only done two of the things of this list. Does this mean that I am an impoverished soul?

    I doubt you lost your virginity without growing teeth and learning to walk first


  • #30
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

    Just give it a quick lick then, eh?


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  • #31
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    1st useless post


  • #32
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Just thank your lucky stars an adult didnt puke on you, thats a hundred times more mess to clear up.


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