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AckwelFoley

Your first tooth.

your frist steps.

Your first day in school.

Your first fight

Your first pint

Your first job

Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

Your first car

Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

Baby pukes on me. :mad:

Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

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The_Joker.

snyper wrote: »

Your first tooth.

your frist steps.

Your first day in school.

Your first fight

Your first pint

Your first job

Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

Your first car

Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

Baby pukes on me. :mad:

Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

When did you first get registered as a sex offender?

admiralofthefleet

do you say that often?

Dudess

I'm 32 and I still have to drink my first pint...

brummytom

snyper wrote: »

Your first tooth.

When I was a baby

your frist steps.

When I was a baby

Your first day in school.

I went straight into the play-travel agents and told my mom to go

Your first fight

I don't fight, I'm a pacifist*

*Yeah, I'm a pussy

Your first pint

Fcuk knows, at a party. My first drink was Whiskey, Jesus Christ

Your first job

Paper round, lasted 4 days

Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

No comment, officer

Your first car

Cadbury Truck

orourkeda

Dudess wrote: »

I'm 32 and I still have to drink my first pint...

Awful.

TheZohanS

When you're old and your son has joined boards, (and brummytom is Mod over in Sex & Sexuality) you can always point out this thread to him and say:

This is why you have to wash my car!

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Paper round, lasted 4 days

Big neighbourhood?

brummytom

Matias Silly Wisdom wrote: »

Big neighbourhood?

I had a 3 day break

Dudess

orourkeda wrote: »

Awful.

I didn't say what of! :eek:

Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them

) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...

orourkeda

brummytom wrote: »

I had a 3 day break

My first break lasted 2 years.

admiralofthefleet

ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

orourkeda

Dudess wrote: »

I didn't say what of! :eek:

Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them ) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...

What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

orourkeda

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

Was it a threesome or a gang bang

chopperbyrne

orourkeda wrote: »

What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

Wheat intolerance probably.

Agricola

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

I bet they left her with a face like their radio!

AckwelFoley

orourkeda wrote: »

What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

Yeast.

Awful yeast infection *sniff*

Dudess

orourkeda wrote: »

What part of it are you allergic to? It cant be alcohol if youre a cider drinker?

Oh I'm definitely not allergic to alcohol!

Wheat/yeast type stuff. Can't eat much bread/pasta either.

Sharpshooter

snyper wrote: »

Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

Do tell.:pac:

snyper wrote: »

Baby pukes on me. :mad:

Give it back, it can't talk yet.;)

admiralofthefleet

Agricola wrote: »

I bet they left her with a face like their radio!

like a billposters bucket

randylonghorn

TheZohan wrote: »

When you're old and your son has joined boards, (and brummytom is Mod over in Sex & Sexuality) you can always point out this thread to him and say:

Ah here, 'tisn't nice to imply the S&S mods are perpetual virgins! :eek:

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Give it back, it can't talk yet.;)

He prefers 'em that way! >_>

minister poxbottle

Dudess wrote: »

Oh I'm definitely not allergic to alcohol!

Wheat/yeast type stuff. Can't eat much bread/pasta either.

Poor baby

admiralofthefleet

orourkeda wrote: »

Was it a threesome or a gang bang

turned into a me-some when i discovered arsenal were playing at home

AckwelFoley

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

when i discovered arsenal were playing at home

Is that a Euphemism for Boring? :pac:

starlit

snyper wrote: »

Your first tooth.

I was a baby

snyper wrote: »

your frist steps.

9 months i think

snyper wrote: »

Your first day in school.

i was 5 lovely day but i was very upset

snyper wrote: »

Your first fight

don't fight

snyper wrote: »

Your first pint

a pint of cider when I was 19

snyper wrote: »

Your first job

typist

snyper wrote: »

Your first ride

Not going to answer! ha!

snyper wrote: »

Your first car

first family car I was in a toyota model, my first car which still is a yaris

DazMarz

snyper wrote: »

Your first tooth.

your frist steps.

Your first day in school.

Your first fight

Your first pint

Your first job

Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

Your first car

Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

Baby pukes on me. :mad:

Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

Your first tooth.
When I was 2 months old or so, I think...

your frist steps.
Don't have a clue... Would have to ask mother parent

Your first day in school.
September 1993; can't remember exact date

Your first fight
Against a guy when I was in Senior Infants. I was a dirty little scummer fighter even back then. He got me in a headlock and so I bit him on the arm and made him cry, but I managed to dilute the trouble I'd have gotten into by claiming he bit me and by getting to a teacher first.

Your first pint
When I was about 16 I had my first proper pint in my local.

Your first job
In a shop, when I was about 12 (family run shop, so dunno if it counts)

Your first ride
15, and it was a drunken fumble in a dark bedroom more than anything else...

Your first car
An old banger of a yoke that cost me a grand, but has subsequently cost me more in keeping it going... Considering getting it traded in for a scrappage deal!!!

ScumLord

Dudess wrote: »

I didn't say what of! :eek:

Nah, bit of a beer allergy (not that kind of one that most people have after 15 of them ) but I have drunk bottles/glasses of it.

I used to regularly drink pints of cider all right though - yuk...

Well that's a pint then, once it's alcohol in a pint glass it's a pint. Could be anything from beer to vodka. The pint glass makes any alcoholic drink manly.

Deus Ex Machina

snyper wrote: »

Your first tooth.

your frist steps.

Your first day in school.

Your first fight

Your first pint

Your first job

Your first ride (its just around the corner brummytom hang in there son)

Your first car

Within the last few minutes, ive reached a new milestone in my life.

Baby pukes on me. :mad:

Then he smiled at me as if to say "lol because i can"

This is amazing, I have only done two of the things of this list. Does this mean that I am an impoverished soul?

orourkeda

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

This is amazing, I have only done two of the things of this list. Does this mean that I am an impoverished soul?

I doubt you lost your virginity without growing teeth and learning to walk first

NoHornJan

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill never forget my first ride, she had the painters in and didnt tell me

Just give it a quick lick then, eh?

IM0

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