Jedwards Lame Jibe at fly infested Cheryl.

Lando Griffin

Does anyone know how poor Cheryl Tweedy is getting after being attacked by a fly?
I heard Jed f***ing Ward said that she will have a big funeral.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/07/06/cheryl-cole-will-have-a-big-funeral-jedward-s-jibe-at-sick-singer-115875-22386669/


X Factor jokers Jedward have dropped a huge clanger, saying malaria-hit Cheryl Cole will have a ‘big funeral’.
Their gaffe came in an interview with Mirror.co.uk’s sister website 3am.co.uk after we told them about the singer’s condition.
Cheryl has been seriously ill in hospital battling the killer disease she caught while on a romantic holiday with dancer Derek Hough.
In the interview, John begins by saying: “We’d better call her. It’s kind of crazy.”
But moments later, Edward, who tore his knee ligaments while performing on stage at T4 on the Beach at the weekend, added: “I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves…[/FONT]
“It’s going to be a big funeral.”
When it was pointed out that his comment was “very inappropriate”, Edward quickly added: “Only messing.”
One Cheryl fan said: “How can Jedward say such a thing? Cheryl was one of their big fans during X Factor so to say something like this is unbelievable.”
A spokesman for Jedward said: “The boys would never mean any offence to anyone.
“Cheryl has been so good to them and I know they’re sending all their thoughts and sympathies to her.
“It was an ill-judged quip that was never meant to cause any offence.”

orourkeda

Jedwards are cants

Cheryl is a cant.

Fack off you cants

Standard Toaster

Who. Gives. A. Flying. Fúck?

kfallon

orourkeda wrote: »

Jedwards are cants

Cheryl is a cant.

Fack off you cants

I salute you!

Hasmunch

LEAVE CHERYL ALONE!!!

Sinfonia

1) How was that inappropriate? It was a ****e little joke. Could only offend a comedian..

2) It wouldn't be that big a funeral.

Tabnabs

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I heard Jed f***ing Ward said that she will have a big funeral.

WTF, have they morphed into one person now?!!! :eek:

orourkeda

Thats what you get when you are partly responsible for making two retards famous. What did she expect?

Pittens

There are far too many jedward threads at the moment.

orourkeda

Hasmunch wrote: »

LEAVE CHERYL ALONE!!!

no

Pittens

Thats what you get when you are partly responsible for making two retards famous. What did she expect?

You are in a thread about jedward. you love them really.

stovelid

The morning air is thick with the sound of PR stunts being swallowed.

antodeco

It really was a Cherybble joke....



:pac:

Hasmunch

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Two great people hurting themselves…

Haha he referred to himself as great

mathie

Meanwhile, in actual news, numerous people dead ...
http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE66546220100706

orourkeda

Pittens wrote: »

You are in a thread about jedward. you love them really.

Yeah. I love them enough to rip off their tiny boy sacs and stitch them back into their mouths.

Lando Griffin

Pittens wrote: »

There are far too many jedward threads at the moment.

And I started them both.

antodeco

mathie wrote: »

Meanwhile, in actual news, numerous people dead ...
http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE66546220100706

Ah they were just a bunch of shites anyway

orourkeda

I'm surprised Cheryl whatever her second name is hasnt got Malaria by now. She was married to Ashley whatever his name is after all.

Pittens

And I started them both.

I'd say you have their pictures on your bedroom wall, though. Possibly, also the kitchen.

EDIT:

also, stop.

Lando Griffin

mathie wrote: »

Meanwhile, in actual news, numerous people dead ...
http://af.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idAFTRE66546220100706

Pffft.
Do the math.
1 Sick Cheryl is >= A year of casulities in Iraq.

thebigbiffo

the funeral crowd would be massively shocked to walk in and see me ass pumpin up and down in the coffin...

yes, i still would

GavRedKing

What a load of shite.

Why ask 2 retards about another retard, what answer were they possibliy expecting.

3 of them can fuck off for all I care.

You'd swear Cheryl was gonna die from it, not bloody likely, shes hardly getting less then the best treatment for it.

/ End rant.

Unique User Name

orourkeda wrote: »

I'm surprised Cheryl whatever her second name is hasnt got Malaria by now. She was married to Ashley whatever his name is after all.

You know Malaria isn't an STI right?

antodeco

Unique User Name wrote: »

You know Malaria isn't an STI right?

Nope, but the treatment of it is :pac:

Pittens

3 of them can **** off for all I care.

you cared enough to click.

Lando Griffin

Im going to enter The X Factor next year dressed up as a Giant Mosquito.

orourkeda

Unique User Name wrote: »

You know Malaria isn't an STI right?

It is transferred by insects and parasites though isnt it

easyeason3

thebigbiffo wrote: »

the funeral crowd would be massively shocked to walk in and see me ass pumpin up and down in the coffin...

yes, i still would

This comment has disturbed me

orourkeda

easyeason3 wrote: »

This comment has disturbed me

it would be far more disturbing if someone wasnt doing it.

Donkey Oaty

thebigbiffo wrote: »

the funeral crowd would be massively shocked to walk in and see me ass pumpin up and down in the coffin...

yes, i still would

Which one - John or Edward?

W.Shakes-Beer

orourkeda wrote: »

It is transferred by insects and parasites though isnt it

Sexually Transmitted Insect so.

syklops

tl; dr.

(Two Langers, didnt read)

Pherekydes

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Does anyone know how poor Cheryl Tweedy is getting after being attacked by a fly?

Getting what?

Also, love the irony in your thread title.

cursai

This is retared trash conversation. No wonder we have a generation of dumb people!!!!

Donkey Oaty

cursai wrote: »

This is retared trash conversation. No wonder we have a generation of dumb people!!!!

Totally retared, I agree.

Sam Kade

Why is everyone so fascinated about that woman? She is a bag of bones and has a hook nose and to top it she talks with the most sorrowful whining voice. She is just an average looking woman that has been glorified by the media.

Pittens

This is retared trash conversation. No wonder we have a generation of dumb people!!!!

Your correlation is incorrect.

Dravokivich

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Who. Gives. A. Flying. Fúck?

Micheal O'Leary would if he could sell'em!

Pittens

She is just an average looking woman that has been glorified by the media.

You've got this thread wrong. This is a thread for losers to hate on jedward. The losers hate on Cheryl thread you can start yourself.

ejmaztec

Has the fly been interviewed yet, or is it still thrashing out a deal with OK Magazine?

Pherekydes

cursai wrote: »

This is retared trash conversation. No wonder we have a generation of dumb people!!!!

Well said!

cursai

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Totally retared, I agree.

ha ha Sorry was too disgusted to include the e.
I'm wasting time here. I'm ashamed of myself. Shouldnt even press submit reply......

bonerm

Ah, what monkeyshines will those two little troll-headed fruits get themselves into next! Stay tuned....

Pherekydes

cursai wrote: »

ha ha Sorry was too disgusted to include the e.
I'm wasting time here. I'm ashamed of myself. Shouldnt even press submit reply......

Well said, again!

Minstrel27

Two ***** make a comment about another ****. That's my day made for me now.

pickarooney

She's 'battling a killer disease'. Of course she's going to die.

Dudess

Sam Kade wrote: »

She... has a hook nose

She is just an average looking woman

:pac:

Seriously though, if Cheryl is average looking, then the rest of us are ****in' dogs...

MitchKoobski

orourkeda wrote: »

Cheryl is a cant.

Don't you talk about her that way, she's a nice lady!!:mad:

Lando Griffin

pickarooney wrote: »

She's 'battling a killer disease'. Of course she's going to die.

What a brave brave woman, should we erect a statue outside a train station in memory of her?

Pittens

Seriously though, if Cherly is average looking, then the rest of us are ****in' dogs...

Sam has higher standards than the normal internet poster, truth be told.