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Favourite Song Lyric

  • 07-07-2010 2:04am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭


    1st thread in AF, so go easy on me :)

    Just wondering what line in what song really stands out for people?

    I've always loved

    'I need to much to open your eyes, 'cause I need you to look into mine'

    from Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes...


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I hate Snow Patrol. I would rather puncture my own ear drums with a sharpened pencil than have to listen to their morose, woeful drivel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Heh knew my sig would come in handy at some point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,184 ✭✭✭mrsdewinter


    I always think Kris Kristofferson's Sunday Morning Coming Down has a few choice lyrics.

    "Well, I woke up Sunday morning
    With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
    And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
    So I had one more for dessert..."

    Admit it, now, we've all been there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    "my lovely horse running through the field...I wanna shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over fences...."

    so deep, touches my heart..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    "I don't know what's better, getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other gettin' away, this way."

    Dilated Peoples with Kanye West

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QZUkdAmuNc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    When you've seen beyond yourself,
    Then you may find, peace of mind is waiting there.
    And the time will come when you see we're all one,
    And life flows on within you and without you.

    - George Harrison

    ^ Whopper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 Donotpassgo


    difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed
    and passed over
    when i've looked right through
    to see you naked and oblivious
    and
    you don't see me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Vertigo100


    Dici che il fiume
    Trova la via al mare
    E come il fiume
    Giungerai a me
    Oltre i confini
    E le terre assetate
    Dici che come il fiume
    Come il fiume...
    L'amore giungerà
    L'amore...
    E non so più pregare
    E nell'amore non so più sperare
    E quell'amore non so più aspettare

    U2- Miss Sarejevo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    For now

    Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes -
    Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume -
    A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac -
    Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

    That's Entertainment - The Jam


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    "In Berlin I saw two fu<k
    in the dark corner of a basketball court.
    Just a slight jingle
    of pocket change pulsing.

    In the tourist park I lost 50 euros
    to a guy with the walnut shells
    and the marble.
    it really pissed me off
    so eww, I thought I'd go back
    to get my money,
    but all my homies warned me,
    "oh no, those gypsies probably
    got knives."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    this whole song is gold, heres my fav part, tho I really love the intro


    "Left my niggaz house paid
    Picked up a girl been tryin to fu<k since the twelfth grade
    It's ironic, I had the blunt she had the chronic
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics
    I felt on the big fat fanny
    Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
    And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
    put her ass to sleep"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    "I put my díck in their mouth so i guess its fúck what they say"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    this whole song is gold, heres my fav part, tho I really love the intro


    "Left my niggaz house paid
    Picked up a girl been tryin to fu<k since the twelfth grade
    It's ironic, I had the blunt she had the chronic
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics
    I felt on the big fat fanny
    Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
    And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
    put her ass to sleep"

    Do you also wear cheap gold jewellery, call your friends, "homeys" & women "Biaaaatches".... in your normal run of the mill day in, erm, Dublin 6W?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Loose-lipped secrets
    I've seen those birdies chirping
    Another promise perched on their fragile branches
    Cradle and all

    We all hide a diary beneath some mattress
    And someone has slept in my bed
    Sometimes I get so naked I sing like a canary
    And I scream out what I shouldn't scream

    Some lies last a lifetime
    They keep our diaries hidden
    They don't let the whispers slip
    Between the cracks of the bathroom stalls
    Or be written on the bathroom walls

    But still I can hear those dirty birds chirp away
    It's a song I know by heart
    Sometimes I resent making friends and acquaintances
    It's a thin veil between us

    Splendid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    "The young man stands on the edge of his porch
    The days were short and the father was gone
    There was no one in the town and no one in the field
    This dusty barren land had given all it could yield

    I've been kicked off my land at the age of sixteen
    And I have no idea where else my heart could have been
    I placed all my trust at the foot of this hill
    And now I am sure my heart can never be still
    So collect your courage and collect your horse
    And pray you never feel this same kind of remorse

    Seal my heart and brake my pride
    I've nowhere to stand and now nowhere to hide
    Align my heart, my body, my mind
    To face what I've done and do my time

    Well you are my accuser, now look in my face
    Your opression reeks of your greed and disgrace
    So one man has and another has not
    How can you love what it is you have got
    When you took it all from the weak hands of the poor?
    Liars and thieves you know not what is in store

    There will come a time I will look in your eye
    You will pray to the God that you always denied
    The I'll go out back and I'll get my gun
    I'll say, "You haven't met me, I am the only son"

    Seal my heart and brake my pride
    I've nowhere to stand and now nowhere to hide
    Align my heart, my body, my mind
    To face what I've done and do my time

    Seal my heart and brake my pride
    I've nowhere to stand and now nowhere to hide
    Align my heart, my body, my mind
    To face what I've done and do my time

    Well yes sir, yes sir, yes it was me
    I know what I've done, cause I know what I've seen
    I went out back and I got my gun
    I said, "You haven't met me, I am the only son""


    The whole song is just amazing.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    This is a song for the ladies
    But Fellas listen closely

    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And ****in' give her some smooches too
    Sometimes you got to squeeze
    Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
    Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

    I'm gonna **** you, softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discretely

    And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
    And then you say "Wait a minute" Sally
    "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
    That's ****in' team work!

    What's your favorite posish?
    That's cool with me
    It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
    What's your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I ****in' **** you discretely
    And then I ****in' bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna **** you hard! (Hard)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Best opening lines to songs...

    "Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk" Pavement, Stereo

    "In the time of the chimpanzee, I was a monkey" Beck, Loser


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Love - Live and Let Live
    Oh the snot has caked against my pants
    It has turned into crystal
    There's a bluebird sitting on a branch
    I guess I'll take my pistol
    Or

    Syd Barrett - Baby Lemonade
    In the sad town
    cold iron hands clap
    the party of clowns outside
    rain falls in gray far away
    please, please, Baby Lemonade

    In the evening sun going down
    when the earth streams in, in the morning
    send a cage through the post
    make your name like a ghost
    please, please, Baby Lemonade

    I'm screaming, I met you this way
    you're nice to me like ice
    in the clock they sent through a washing machine
    come around, make it soon, so alone...
    please, please, Baby Lemonade

    In the sad town
    cold iron hands clap
    the party of clowns outside
    rain falls in gray far away
    please, please, Baby Lemonade

    In the evening sun going down
    when the earth streams in, in the morning
    send a cage through the post
    make your name like a ghost
    please, please, Baby Lemonade
    I posted the lyrics to the full song because it's all a work of genius. Anyone who disagrees can suck my right ball.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
    Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
    now they droppin and yellin
    it's a tad bit late
    Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Old school rap music is a guilty pleasure of mine.
    Player give me some brew and I might just chill
    But I'm the type that like to light another joint like Cypress Hill
    I steal doobies
    Spit loogies when I puff on it
    I got some bucks on it
    But it ain't enuff on it
    Go get the s, the t-i-d-e-s
    Never the less,
    I'm hella Fresh,
    Rolling joints like a cigarrette


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    Creep - Radiohead

    When you were here before,
    Couldn't look you in the eye
    You're just like an angel,
    Your skin makes me cry

    You float like a feather
    In a beautiful world
    I wish I was special
    You're so ****in' special

    But I'm a creep,
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here

    I don't care if it hurts,
    I wanna have control
    I want a perfect body
    I want a perfect soul

    I want you to notice
    when I'm not around
    You're so ****in' special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm a creep
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

    She's running out again
    She's running out
    She run run run run...
    run... run...

    Whatever makes you happy
    Whatever you want
    You're so ****in' special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm a creep,
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here

    I don't belong here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,214 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    ''I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
    listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
    you know the ****ing drill''

    - eminem feat pink ''wont back down''



    ''Why am I like this? why is winter cold
    Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes
    Listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
    This isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
    Those are your wounds this is the salt
    So get lost
    **** dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
    Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
    Grab the scissors and saws and
    Cut out your livers gizzards and balls
    Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws''

    -eminem ''on fire''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Quackles


    It's four in the morning, the end of December
    I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
    New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
    There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

    I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
    You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

    Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
    She said that you gave it to her
    That night that you planned to go clear
    Did you ever go clear?

    Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
    Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
    You'd been to the station to meet every train
    And you came home without Lili Marlene

    And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
    And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

    Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
    One more thin gypsy thief
    Well I see Jane's awake --

    She sends her regards.
    And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
    What can I possibly say?
    I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
    I'm glad you stood in my way.

    If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
    Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

    Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
    I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

    And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
    She said that you gave it to her
    That night that you planned to go clear

    -- Sincerely, L. Cohen

    "Famous blue raincoat", Leonard Cohen.

    Lyrics I like change depending on mood and what I'm listening to. I'm on a Lenny kick at the moment :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    We were at a party
    His ear lobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster

    Motion in the ocean
    His air hose broke
    Lots of trouble
    Lots of bubble
    He was in a jam
    S'in a giant clam

    Down, down

    Underneath the waves
    Mermaids wavin'
    Wavin' to mermen
    Wavin' sea fans
    Sea horses sailin'
    Dolphins wailin'

    Red snappers snappin'
    Clam shells clappin'
    Muscles flexin'
    Flippers flippin'

    Down, down

    Let's rock!

    Boy's in bikinis
    Girls in surfboards
    Everybody's rockin'
    Everybody's fruggin'

    Twistin' 'round the fire
    Havin' fun
    Bakin' potatoes
    Bakin' in the sun

    Put on your noseguard
    Put on the lifeguard
    Pass the tanning butter

    Here comes a stingray
    There goes a manta-ray
    In walked a jelly fish
    There goes a dogfish
    Chased by a catfish
    In flew a sea robin
    Watch out for that piranha
    There goes a narwhale
    HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Got mashed potatoes
    Got mashed potatoes
    Got mashed potatoes
    Ain't got no T-Bone
    Ain't got no T-Bone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

    But from what song? Not I am the Walrus.

    Also:

    When all the laughter dies in sorrow
    And the tears have risen to a flood
    When all the wars have found a cause
    In human wisdom and in blood
    Do you think they'll cry in sadness?
    Do you think the eye will blink?
    Do you think they'll curse the madness?
    Do you even think they'll think?

    When all the great galactic systems
    Sigh to a frozen halt in space
    Do you think there will be a remnant
    Of beauty of the human race?
    Do you think there will be a vestige
    Or a sniffle or a tear?
    Do you think a greater thinking thing
    Will give a damn that man was here?


    By Kendrew Lascelles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    passing me by - the pharcyde.....


    Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
    And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
    whenever she happens to walk by why does the apple of my eye
    overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
    Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance
    And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
    From a distance I desired, secretly admired her
    Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
    My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
    Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
    When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
    Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp!
    Cuz then I would let you know that I love you so
    And if I was your man then I would be true
    The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
    Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS love me tender
    The letter came back three days later: Return to Sender
    Damn!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭Royal Seahawk


    'It ain't no sin to be glad you're alive'

    Bruce Springsteen
    Badlands
    Darkness On The Edge Of Town


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭serendip


    "Now my friends have gone and my hair is gray.
    I ache in the places where I used to play."

    Leonard Cohen


    And, from a Squeeze song about love as we age ...

    "My assets froze while yours have dropped"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Move bitch, get out the way
    Get out the way bitch, get out the way
    Move bitch, get out the way
    Get out the way bitch, get out the way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 Surfsmurf


    Far away across the fields
    the tolling of the iron bell
    calls the faithful to thier knees
    to hear the softly spoken magic spell....:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    With the Empire tumbling down,
    Let no Paddys back the crown,
    Las Islas, Malvinas, Argentina!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    'slap my mom, slap the **** out of her,
    she can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck outta ya,
    cos ya broke as f'uck, you suck, you're a f'uckin joke,
    if you was really selling coke
    well then what the f'uck you stop for dummy,
    if you slew some crack,
    you'd make alot more money than you do from rap,
    you'll never have no security, you'll never be famous,
    you'll never know what it's like to rich, lifes a bitch ain't it, raymond'

    eminem dissing ray benzino,

    i would not like to be on the recieving end of slaggin from this f'ucker tbf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    "Your butt is mine"

    - Michael Jackson's 'Bad'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    And if a double decker bus crashes into us
    to die by your side, what a wonderful way to die

    The Smiths

    I want to live and I want to love
    I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

    The Smiths

    Could go on and on and on!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    serendip wrote: »
    "Now my friends have gone and my hair is gray.
    I ache in the places where I used to play."

    Leonard Cohen


    And, from a Squeeze song about love as we age ...

    "My assets froze while yours have dropped"


    They sentenced me to 20 years of boredom
    For trying to change the system from within

    More Cohen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭whatsherface


    You’re the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto
    I love the way your underwire bra
    Always sets off that X-ray machine


    Beill x 1
    The Great Defector


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    Improbable wrote: »
    Creep - Radiohead

    When you were here before,
    Couldn't look you in the eye
    You're just like an angel,
    Your skin makes me cry

    You float like a feather
    In a beautiful world
    I wish I was special
    You're so ****in' special

    But I'm a creep,
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here

    I don't care if it hurts,
    I wanna have control
    I want a perfect body
    I want a perfect soul

    I want you to notice
    when I'm not around
    You're so ****in' special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm a creep
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh

    She's running out again
    She's running out
    She run run run run...
    run... run...

    Whatever makes you happy
    Whatever you want
    You're so ****in' special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm a creep,
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?
    I don't belong here

    I don't belong here...
    best song ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭seanaor


    "i wanna witness some blue blood bleed red" nofx, murder the government.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    If Jesus came to earth today,
    they'd crucify him straight away.
    Upon a cross of MDF,
    and they'd use no need for nails.


    Half Man Half Biscuit, what a band!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭seanaor


    "jesus christ is coming back, hes gonna kick mel gibsons ass" nofx again, cant remember the song name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Pearl Jam - Just Breathe.
    Yes I understand that every life must end, aw huh,..
    As we sit alone, I know someday we must go, aw huh,..
    I’m a lucky man to count on both hands
    The ones I love,..

    Some folks just have one,
    Others they got none, aw huh,..

    Stay with me,..
    Let’s just breathe.

    amazing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    All the other girls here are stars-you are the Northern Lights.
    They try to shine in through your curtains-you're too close and too bright.
    They try and they try but everything that they do
    Is the ghost of a trace of a pale imitation of you.

    --> Josh Ritter, Kathleen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Improbable


    Old Godzilla was hopping around
    Tokyo City like a big playground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
    but before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
    and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
    when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

    then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
    while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
    onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
    then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    angels sang out an immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
    who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
    into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

    then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    all came out of nowhere lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    with civilians looking on in total awe

    and the battle raged on for a century
    many lives were claimed, but eventually
    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    of Ultimate Destiny

    Video HERE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    "Your butt is mine"

    - Michael Jackson's 'Bad'

    Also known as "Ode to Macauly Culkin"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I know I was born and I know that I'll die. The inbetween is mine.
    Pearl Jam: I am mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead's into his gangster hippity hop as well....motherfcukers.

    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…My parents are really nice people Mutha ****a.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I’m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha ****a.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I like da show greys anatomy Mutha ****a.
    I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…and I’m pretty good at making paper planes.


    Jon Lajoie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 709 ✭✭✭ClutchIt


    Down There By The Train :
    (Tom Waits)

    There's a place I know where the train goes slow
    Where the sinner can be washed in the blood of the lamb
    There's a river by the trestle down by sinner's grove
    Down where the willow and the dogwood grow

    You can hear the whistle, you can hear the bell
    From the halls of heaven to the gates of hell
    And there's room for the forsaken if you're there on time
    You'll be washed of all your sins and all of your crimes
    If you're down there by the train
    Down there by the train
    Down there where the train goes slow

    There's a golden moon that shines up through the mist
    And I know that your name can be on that list
    There's no eye for an eye, there's no tooth for a tooth
    I saw Judas Iscariot carrying John Wilkes Booth
    He was down there by the train
    Down there by the train
    Down there where the train goes slow

    If you've lost all your hope, if you've lost all your faith
    I know you can be cared for and I know you can be safe
    And all the shameful and all of the whores
    And even the soldier who pierced the heart of the Lord
    Is down there by the train
    Down there by the train
    Down there where the train goes slow

    Well, I've never asked forgiveness and I've never said a prayer
    Never given of myself, never truly cared
    I've left the ones who loved me and I'm still raising Cain
    I've taken the low road and if you've done the same
    Meet me down there by the train
    Down there by the train
    Down there where the train goes slow




    I posted full song too because the whole story is amazing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 487 ✭✭DBCyc


    I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees


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