What's your Party Trick?

Fittle

Please exclude the alcoholic versions.

I have one using my fingers which I've just tried to describe, but it took two paragraphs...so I'm hoping someone else can do it too, but only take one paragraph to describe it and I'll do a copy&paste:D

What's yours?

Flojo

Getting stupidly drunk and doing something that amazes and annoys everyone... it's a crowd pleaser :pac:

Fittle

And my first sentence said.....:rolleyes:

The_Kew_Tour

No Drink , No Party

alwaysadub

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

And contort my mouth into a wierd shape.

Both come in handy in other ways too :pac:

Orla K

I can fit my fist into my mouth

And no, no pics or gtfo I don't do it around overly horny teens, not since I was one.


I can also use my boobs as a drink holder.

Flojo

Fittle wrote: »

And my first sentence said.....:rolleyes:

Sorry was too drunk to read properly... no beer...no party!

daz801

I prefer to watch the other people make a tit of themselves!

thenightrider

Doe's drinking so much you end up pissing in the sink when you finaly get a chanse to get with someone you have been mad about for ages then go on to there dads pc and show evey one all the porn he is hideing on it count ?

Dudess

Fittle wrote: »

I have one using my fingers which I've just tried to describe, but it took two paragraphs

Widespread assumption it's lewd until you actually explain what it is - likely.

stovelid

Crying.

But only if I want to.

mikom

Gang rape.......... it's a crowd pleaser.

bonerm

About 20mins in I do a disappearing act.

Dudess

alwaysadub wrote: »

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

And contort my mouth into a wierd shape.

Both come in handy in other ways too :pac:

For eating a Cadbury's Creme Egg?

whitts

pulling my pants down and making everyone think my willy can dance its always a goodun..!

Fittle

Dudess wrote: »

Widespread assumption it's lewd until you actually explain what it is - likely.

It ain't lewd sorry..(tho I like that word...lewd...)

I can straighten my fingers to the last knuckle and then wobble the tips of them, like they're not connected to the rest of my fingers. It's pretty weird. I can also type at 100wpm which mite explain the wobbly fingertips;)

The Volt

Does whipping it out count?

daz801

mikom wrote: »

Gang rape.......... it's a crowd pleaser.

9 out of 10 people enjoy it:D

alwaysadub

Dudess wrote: »

For eating a Cadbury's Creme Egg?

Yep, don't even hate to bite it.

The_Kew_Tour

mikom wrote: »

Gang rape.......... it's a crowd pleaser.

RED CARD

whitts

adrian280582 wrote: »

RED CARD

red card!!!

The Volt

daz801 wrote: »

9 out of 10 people enjoy it:D

statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'.

ElaElaElano

3.30am, everyone's roaring for the guitar to come out. So I get it, sit down and they're all ready to tuck into some Oasis or some other shíte- I sing them Leonard Cohen. Quickest way of getting everyone the fúck out of your apartment when you wanna go asleep.

Btwndeyes

Place any of my fingers inside my eyelids and can dislocate my shoulder quite easily(moving it fast backwards) and pain free.:)

christ on a bike!

Smashing pint glasses over my head.
Only the tulip glasses mind, they shatter nicely but the stacker glass will cut you to ribbons

whitts

Btwndeyes wrote: »

Place any of my fingers inside my eyelids and can dislocate my shoulder quite easily(moving it fast backwards) and pain free.:)

FREAK

whitts

christ on a bike! wrote: »

Smashing pint glasses over my head.
Only the tulip glasses mind, they shatter nicely but the stacker glass will cut you to ribbons

NOICE!

CrazySnakeLady

I can do a rubix cube in nine moves, say the alaphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards, I can count 5 decks of cards and if they are shuffeled can predice the next card with a 95% degree of acuracy (I have 5 "magic" card tricks based on it) and I can guarentee the next reply after this will be male asking for pics or it didn't happen

alwaysadub

Afraid not CrazySnakeLady

daz801

CrazySnakeLady wrote: »

I can do a rubix cube in nine moves, say the alaphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards, I can count 5 decks of cards and if they are shuffeled can predice the next card with a 95% degree of acuracy (I have 5 "magic" card tricks based on it) and I can guarentee the next reply after this will be male asking for pics or it didn't happen

haha nope (just had to get in)

dam it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! second there

MrStuffins

Fittle wrote: »

I can also type at 100wpm which mite explain the wobbly fingertips;)

Sounds like a pretty lame party IMO!

CrazySnakeLady

alwaysadub wrote: »

Afraid not CrazySnakeLady

Knew I could manuplate you all, thats my party trick, to make you all do the opposite of what I say lol, thanks for proving my point lol

The Volt

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sounds like a pretty lame party IMO!

Here don't knock it until you've tried it. It's not everyone's type though I'll admit

CrazySnakeLady

daz801 wrote: »

haha nope (just had to get in)

dam it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! second there

You got pwned lol, that was seriously to easy

mardybumbum

I can turn my eyelids inside out.

daytimetv

Used to 'hammer' a 4 inch nail into my nasal cavity at parties when I was younger. Since I've matured (slightly), I've come to realise that being brain damaged wouldn't be so cool.

caseyann

I can do about everything wrong

mink_man

i can move both my ears, seperately (was a fella on opps tv and they said he was the only fella in the uk who could do it) and also i can move my hair, like moving my scalp...

xxchloexx

I can put my legs behind my head , years of yoga finally pays off when vodka comes out and i can amuse people with my party trick , result

OutlawPete

I can put my lipstick on without touching it.

I just place it in my bra sticking up and .. bow head and apply.

True story.

Shanotheslayer

My party trick is not getting caught with chlorofoam

CrazySnakeLady

daytimetv wrote: »

Used to 'hammer' a 4 inch nail into my nasal cavity at parties when I was younger. Since I've matured (slightly), I've come to realise that being brain damaged wouldn't be so cool.

You are posting on AH so is brain damage not a given? I think you hammered one of those nails to far in a long time ago, now you are just reaping the punishments

holystungun9

I like to creep behind girls and sniff their hair, MMMMmmm girl hair

BlandKitten

I have someone name a joint in the body, and then I crack it. Simple as.

daytimetv

Partial brain damage doesn't count

caseyann

OutlawPete wrote: »

I can put my lipstick on without touching it.

I just place it in my bra sticking up and .. bow head and apply.

True story.

LOLLLLLLLLLL:p

CrazySnakeLady

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

My party trick is not getting caught with chlorofoam

Well if you came out of the closet and just admited your sexuality there'd be no need for you to carry chloroform for personal use, if you feel the need to pass yourself out everytime you have sex you are doing it wrong

christ on a bike!

I can create threads that are deleted pretty much instantaneously before it is seen how they are received

Plus I do a mean daffy duck impersonation

CrazySnakeLady

daytimetv wrote: »

Partial brain damage doesn't count

If AH is anything to go by then ALL brain damage counts

NoHornJan

Not getting drunk. that's my best party trick.

Getting drunk. the worst.

ottostreet

I can flick my eyeballs really fast left to right, so all you can see is my pupils flying from side to side.

looks like im having a fit or something.


hurts quite badly to do it these days though.