Apart from you, what have your Exs got in common?

Sound Bite

Any strange ones?

All six of a males friend's girlfriends have been nurses. No connection, he doesn't work in a hospital, frequent Coppers (!) - just appears to be totally random.

A female friend has only ever dated Cork men - she's from Dublin & never lived in Cork. Its not a conscious choice, just worked out that way.

Another friend's last 3 boyfriends drive black Golfs or at least did when she was going out with them.

alwaysadub

They've all been dickheads :pac:

ElaElaElano

Interestingly, they've all become lesbians. Quite the coincidence.

steddyeddy

a lot of them liked horse riding!

rednik

REVENGE.

ItsAWindUp

Golden showers do not turn them on.

brummytom

they are all nonexistent

Dennis the Stone

Sound Bite wrote: »

Another friend's last 3 boyfriends drive black Golfs or at least did when she was going out with them.

More than a dozen of my female friends were in a brief sexual relationship with a black golfer.

Banned Account

They all walk like John Wayne

sixpack's little hat

They're all buried in my back garden.

AckwelFoley

7 of them are called Michelle including my now fiance.

Screaming out the wrong name aint happening

Superwhy

My last three boyfriends all had birthdays in September...

minidazzler

All girls I have ever done anything with have turned out to be fcuking nutjobs!

Have to stay away from GF.

snyper wrote: »

7 of them are called Michelle including my now fiance.

Screaming out the wrong name aint happening

Are you serious? That's not coincidence!! That's forward planning from when you were 19!!

starbelgrade

They all live unfulfilled lives, full of sorrow & regret.

gaeilgegrinds1

All athletes, all intelligent, all in the past, bar present partner!

PeakOutput

there have been quite a few teachers

quite a few blondes when i really like black hair

quite a few idiots when i like intelligent girls

most of them couldnt keep their crazy hidden

but the main thing they have in common is that they are cheating whores, probably says more about me then them

thebullkf

none like chloroform or lapsed memories,anal sex or .....ME:pac:

Recon

a friend of mine dated 5 Sarahs in a row

Mint Sauce

their all exs

SoupyNorman

They were either called or had a sibling called Sharon.

krudler

Boobs.

[Jackass]

All my ex's bar one have been brunette's. (secretly, I think I prefer blonds - but my current gf is brunette and I wouldn't swop her for anyone or want her to go blond /disclaimer)

Also, their sex drive decreased dramatically the longer the relationship went on. I'm not sure if I should take that personal or not...

minidazzler

All my ex's live in Texas, that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!

Hogzy

They all have the same mother and father...





































as me
:eek:

mikom

All refused to put the lotion in the basket.

Dennis the Stone

They all became familiar with the provisions of the Domestic Violence Act, 1996.

Sea Sharp

snyper wrote: »

7 of them are called Michelle including my now fiance.

Screaming out the wrong name aint happening

Does your ma's name sound anything like Michelle?

(Not a 'your ma' joke. It could some sort of Freudian thing a ma jig.)

Hogzy

minidazzler wrote: »

All my ex's live in Texas, that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee!

lol the only reason i know this lyric is cos of GTA:San Andreas

rainbow kirby

Every one of them, like me, has studied computer science at college.

/nerd

minidazzler

snyper wrote: »

7 of them are called Michelle including my now fiance.

Screaming out the wrong name aint happening

Hogzy wrote: »

lol the only reason i know this lyric is cos of GTA:San Andreas

Same here! Awesome game, best radio station! haha

K-9

All mad and neurotic, all 7 of them.

The common denominator was that they where all nut jobs and disagreed with me.

AckwelFoley

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Does your ma's name sound anything like Michelle?

(Not a 'your ma' joke. It could some sort of Freudian thing a ma jig.)

no not at all, i never knew my mother i just know her name, but dont know anything else..she was foreign.. strange name too..

"Skipbehinda brotionclinic"

I think she was swiss

2 stroke

Fantastic boobs.

Hogzy

snyper wrote: »

no not at all, i never knew my mother i just know her name, but dont know anything else..she was foreign.. strange name too..

"Skipbehinda brotionclinic"

I think she was swiss

shame she never met one of my buddies, he could have helped her, think his name was han gercudadone

Flojo

We had loads in common! Drinking.. smoking.. fighting

HalloweenJack

They've all been the oldest in their families, while I'm the youngest in mine. They've all been younger than me.

I can't think of anything else.

skelliser

They all love sex and the city!!

mikom

Flojo wrote: »

Drinking.. smoking.. fighting

Shur anythin' else and you're just bein' greedy

laugh

Lovely bottoms, they are my crack.

Cupcake_Crisis

Big noses and great sense of humours.

kumate_champ07

skelliser wrote: »

They all love sex and the city!!

which city?

kumate_champ07

K-9 wrote: »

All mad and neurotic, all 7 of them.

The common denominator was that they where all nut jobs and disagreed with me.

maybe they were all right and you were wrong?

davyjose

Herpes

starbelgrade

sugarman wrote: »

They're all born on the same date... also the same as my sis, nan & great nan:pac:

Easier to remember tho:cool:

Are you sure they weren't all the same person?

kumate_champ07

they've all have told me I'm a great kisser

bronte

All have blue eyes/dark hair.

All musicians.

All feckin hilarious. :pac:

starbelgrade

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

they've all have told me I'm a great kisser

Did they use the "you're a great kisser, but sh*t in bed" excuse? That's even worse than the "it's not you, it's me" one.

How so Joe

working in the same place. The same place I work. And each of them has an ex in the store as well.
Now that gets more than a little awkward.

Jay P

Nothing. Like, literally, absolutely nothing.

Save for the fact they're all good-looking...

rainbowdrop

Non of them were Irish.........

ottostreet

All are asian.

im not complaining.