DURR

Dublindude69

We are all very aware of the Sarky problem, now, what can be done about it.

Sarky

We could have sent 10 little soldier boys after him if you hadn't gone and murdered them, you monster.

Dublindude69

This is serious, the Sarky problem must be delt with!

Iwasfrozen

Dublindude69 wrote: »

We are all very aware of the Sarky problem, now, what can be done about it.

Sorry, but who?

minister poxbottle

he invented the nook and cranny

KittyeeTrix

minister poxbottle wrote: »

he invented the nook and cranny

Ta hell with him then:mad:

Dublindude69

I was thinking we find a big empty field and put in a swimming pool there. Then we get everyone here to urinate a crap into the empty pool until it's full, this could take a few weeks or months. Once it is filled to the top we lure Sarky to to pool, promising him there is stuff there to steal or something. Then we push him into the poolamd watch him swim around in it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My plan is FLAWLESS, so who's in?

Sarky

"Urinate a crap"?

You have no understanding of basic anatomy, your plan is DOOMED.

Dublindude69

Sarky wrote: »

"Urinate a crap"?

You have no understanding of basic anatomy, your plan is DOOMED.

I meant to write and, not a, my bad.

sNarah

Dublindude69

Isn't Bono Irish? Maybe would could talk him into our little scheme to get revenge on Sarky. We could get Adrian Kennedy and Jeremy Dixon from FM104 Phoneshow to cover the revenge.

sNarah

Joe Duffy. Always got Joe Duffy. Right Right Right.

Star Lord

I voted "more than the mods".

Damn mods, with their bold names and silver stars!!!

sNarah

and their stupid avaters and bold typing and banning people. Just WHO do they think they ARE. The cheek of em.

Star Lord

They think they're me!!! Wait, no, I think I'm me, Sarky thinks he's Sarky, Tar thinks s/he's Tar/Tara, and I think I'm confused. Or am I? Yes I am. I think.

sNarah

I think that you have thunk correctly. Now do something moddy!

Star Lord

*bans sNarah from hanging around outside my flat*

sNarah

But but I was already on the fire-escape! AUWTSCH!

sNarah

:(You being moddy makes me muddy:(
muddy like a mudkip muddy!

Star Lord

sNarah wrote: »

:(You being moddy makes me muddy:(
muddy like a mudkip muddy!

sNarah

Y/N

Star Lord

sNarah

jeeeej!

Dublindude69

Can we get back to the problem at hand?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=198675367371

Star Lord

Do we have to? [/mod oppression]

Dublindude69

If you had to deal with Sarky you'd see how serious this problem is.

sNarah

I'm going with Damo on this one. Feck that Sarky person.

Sarky

I'd rather just post this and derail the thread a little bit further tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlwDAx3Iii4

sNarah

You're AWESOME.

Dublindude69

No No No No No, I'm going to get Tallon to back me up.

sNarah

Neh - he's too busy being Tar-stracted.

Star Lord

This is my thoughts on the matter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0

Brendog

The Problem with Sarky is all in his Fanny

cyberwolf77

Who in the sweet bippy is Sarky? Ah hell, let's just eviscerate everyone until we finds him.

Dublindude69

SARKYYYYYYYYYYYYY:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I hate him so much.:mad:

sNarah

Maybe it is time for you to get over this issue you and Sarky have? Just, let it go, like.

Star Lord

You should hug it out.

Dublindude69

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

You should hug it out.

I'm to afraid he would bite my ear off.

sNarah

Let. It. Go.

You only need one ear anyway - they're like kidneys.

cyberwolf77

sNarah wrote: »

Let. It. Go.

You only need one ear anyway - they're like kidneys.

Wait, some people only has one kidney? That would explain things.

sNarah

It does indeed. Surprises you only found out now. Education in Latveria lacking a bit is it? You should put some people on that, maybe this Sarky person can sort you out.

cyberwolf77

No, just when I punch someone in the kidneys I expect them to fall. One fellow stayed on his feet. Things got interesting

Dublindude69

I will never ever EVER let it go. I hate Sarky more then any of you guys can even imagine. He's a wormy theif and a con artist, you all need to know his name and see his image so you are never swindled by the ****.

sNarah

Let's see him then!

Oh and Wolfie, did you kick his ass????

Dublindude69

I already posted his Facebook profile with his ugly scheming face on it.
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=109231857237371&ref=ts

Scarydoll

Did he steal your heart?

sNarah

HeHe at last I can use GHAY in the right context. You must be delighted so that the civil partnerships bill has been passed!

Congrats, from all of us here in the Nest, with your recent civil partnership agreement between you & Sarky. May you live happily ever after and all that jazz!

* opens bottle of champers to celebrate!*

cyberwolf77

sNarah wrote: »

Let's see him then!

Oh and Wolfie, did you kick his ass????

Yes, yes I did.

sNarah

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Yes, yes I did.

Good for you!
Would you care for a wee glass of bubbles to celebrate the OP's recent civil partnership agreement with Sarky?

cyberwolf77

To be honest, I don't drink except on days that end in y.
*Check calendar*
Pass it over.

sNarah