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Dublindude69 · 2010-07-03 18:48:47

We are all very aware of the Sarky problem, now, what can be done about it.

03-07-2010 07:48PM

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We are all very aware of the Sarky problem, now, what can be done about it.

How much do you hate pants? 6 votes

More then life itself.

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More then the mods.

33% 2 votes

More then baby killers.

50% 3 votes

More then Hitler.

16% 1 vote

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#2 03-07-2010 10:04PM

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We could have sent 10 little soldier boys after him if you hadn't gone and murdered them, you monster.

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#3 03-07-2010 10:13PM

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This is serious, the Sarky problem must be delt with!

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#4 03-07-2010 11:41PM

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Dublindude69 wrote: »

We are all very aware of the Sarky problem, now, what can be done about it.

Sorry, but who?

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#5 03-07-2010 11:54PM

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he invented the nook and cranny

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#6 04-07-2010 12:49AM

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minister poxbottle wrote: »

he invented the nook and cranny

Ta hell with him then:mad:

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#7 04-07-2010 09:41PM

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I was thinking we find a big empty field and put in a swimming pool there. Then we get everyone here to urinate a crap into the empty pool until it's full, this could take a few weeks or months. Once it is filled to the top we lure Sarky to to pool, promising him there is stuff there to steal or something. Then we push him into the poolamd watch him swim around in it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My plan is FLAWLESS, so who's in?

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#8 04-07-2010 11:12PM

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"Urinate a crap"?

You have no understanding of basic anatomy, your plan is DOOMED.

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#9 05-07-2010 01:10AM

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Sarky wrote: »

"Urinate a crap"?

You have no understanding of basic anatomy, your plan is DOOMED.

I meant to write and, not a, my bad.

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#10 05-07-2010 09:30AM

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#11 05-07-2010 12:45PM

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Isn't Bono Irish? Maybe would could talk him into our little scheme to get revenge on Sarky. We could get Adrian Kennedy and Jeremy Dixon from FM104 Phoneshow to cover the revenge.

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#12 05-07-2010 02:23PM

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Joe Duffy. Always got Joe Duffy. Right Right Right.

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#13 05-07-2010 03:13PM

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I voted "more than the mods".

Damn mods, with their bold names and silver stars!!!

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#14 05-07-2010 03:43PM

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and their stupid avaters and bold typing and banning people. Just WHO do they think they ARE. The cheek of em.

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#15 05-07-2010 03:47PM

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They think they're me!!! Wait, no, I think I'm me, Sarky thinks he's Sarky, Tar thinks s/he's Tar/Tara, and I think I'm confused. Or am I? Yes I am. I think.

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#16 05-07-2010 03:49PM

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I think that you have thunk correctly. Now do something moddy!

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#17 05-07-2010 03:54PM

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*bans sNarah from hanging around outside my flat*

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#18 05-07-2010 04:13PM

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But but I was already on the fire-escape! AUWTSCH!

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#19 05-07-2010 04:14PM

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:(You being moddy makes me muddy:(
muddy like a mudkip muddy!

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#20 05-07-2010 11:18PM

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sNarah wrote: »

:(You being moddy makes me muddy:(
muddy like a mudkip muddy!

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#21 06-07-2010 11:42AM

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Y/N

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#22 06-07-2010 12:07PM

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#23 06-07-2010 12:41PM

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jeeeej!

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#24 06-07-2010 12:47PM

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Can we get back to the problem at hand?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=198675367371

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#25 06-07-2010 01:12PM

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Do we have to? [/mod oppression]

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#26 06-07-2010 01:18PM

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If you had to deal with Sarky you'd see how serious this problem is.

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#27 06-07-2010 02:01PM

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I'm going with Damo on this one. Feck that Sarky person.

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#28 06-07-2010 08:09PM

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I'd rather just post this and derail the thread a little bit further tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlwDAx3Iii4

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#29 06-07-2010 10:09PM

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You're AWESOME.

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#30 06-07-2010 10:51PM

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No No No No No, I'm going to get Tallon to back me up.

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#31 06-07-2010 11:07PM

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Neh - he's too busy being Tar-stracted.

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