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Epitaph

  • 03-07-2010 2:17pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    Make one up for the person before you!

    Or.... *twiddles thumbs* y'know.... don't... y'know, if ya don't want to.

    Oh BTW my birthday's soon (17th July). I hope ever so much you'd wish me happy birthday then.

    Mr Burns: Have the rolling stones killed!
    Smithers: But sir that's the Ramon....
    Mr Burns: DO AS I SAY!!!!

    /twirls haor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago! 1972-2010

    Imagination.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Nice. That's the best so far. But I'm turning 20, not 38.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I thought you were one of those ages-backwards guys.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'm not a member of the button family. You don't can't age at all, am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Not exactly. I age sideways.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I age in symbols. So on July 17, I'll be ¿ years old.

    Speaking of symbols, I can spell my RL name in them. $+€\/€


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Incredible!

    POTD!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    IN YOUR FACE FEARDARK!!!!

    Am I as cool as him nao?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Nearly there, Fago!, nearly there.
    Tar.Aldarion
    ? - 2010

    Sexy forevermore
    beyond eternity and every universe
    It will be missed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion
    0 - 2010

    I still would!!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fago!

    "Haha, very funny. Now dig me up."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    Fago!

    "Haha, very funny. Now dig me up."

    That is brilliant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He's a brilliant guy him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    cyberwolf77

    ...99, 100.......coming
    ready or not!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    BBDBB

    19dickety-dick - 2010

    I'll have a vowel please Carol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Kharn
    1902 -2010

    "No, NOT the guy from Star Trek!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    DamoElDiablo

    2011 -2012

    "Wait a sec, I haven't been born yet?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    119150.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    How'd I die?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Imaginatively!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    with a lot of imagination!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Like a combination of this:
    funny_bunny_suicide_seo_pjlighthouse_11_Bunny_Suicides-s499x364-28344-580.jpg
    and this video below...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sounds smashing - I'll have one of those treatment please.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    119157.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    jeeeeej :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I want people to use their imagination to think of how I will die!!!............

    NAO!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    While picking apples, balanced on ladder Fago falls 20 feet, landing on his back but gets up apparently unhurt. As he wanders back to his house from the orchard a rare and very poisonous Apple snake bites Fago's ankle, but he is one of the three people in the whole wide world that is immune to the bite of the rare Apple snake, At home he gets out his pocket knife and begins to slice and eat one of the apples, unfortunately a segment of juicy firm apple gets lodged in Fago's throat. As he's home alone it looks like this is the end, but, No, he throws himself over the back of a kitchen chair pulling it sharply into his abdomen with an upward thrust. This effectively dislodges the apple slice, sending it flying across the room hitting the trigger of a loaded shot gun causing it to fire into the room, but luckily Fago has passed out from lack of oxygen and avoids all the shot. When Fago comes to he is very thirsty and downs a few. He becomes inebriated and wanders into the street. As cars whiz by He staggers to the other side of the street, he causes a few accidents on the way but remains unhurt.
    He then meets up with his old friend sarky.who tells him the funniest joke in the world. It is just too much for poor Fago and he promptly dies laughing. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    /cries

    That was beautiful Deki. <3

    POTD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    when I first heard Bad Romans
    I hear Vertigo Stair

    I want your syko file.php?avatar=3.gif
    Sykospark was my first forum. I posted daily and did projects for and with that community for 18 months.
    Your Vertigo Stair 0.jpg
    that was the image I carried in my signature on the forum
    I was banned from complaining publicly about a internet private community
    that many on the Syko forum were involved in including myself.
    The place was called subkultures.
    I had been involved in conversation there for about a year
    when subkultures banned me and told me my account had been erased.
    All my careful writing gone in a flash.
    I could no longer continuing post with the people that did that to me.
    My internet world was destroyed and I played 2 Suns in the Sunset
    In my rear view window

    I was on my own
    fortunately, I had started posting on other forums
    most notably "The Cuckoo's Nest" and was able to keep posting.



    mods
    off topic but I prefer to write where I am inspired
    if you want to delete this it's posted elsewhere


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why did you PM me about it and then post it anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I found another thread to post it on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Matt Holck

    1AD-2010

    Pmdgmd_@,AMgwmpgdPMYUQ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Fago! wrote: »
    Matt Holck

    1AD-2010


    Pmdgmd_@,AMgwmpgdPMYUQ
    Skillfully executed by the one and only Sarky


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    sNarah

    1986 - 2010

    We were aiming for feardark, sorry sNarah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Ah crap :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    sNarah

    1986 - 2010

    Hehehe, I'm comin for ya god!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Fago

    2008AD-1,000,000BC

    "Stupid flux capacitor!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    DamoElDiablo

    tree - chair

    Ha don't be retarded, it says it is inflammable!


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