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03-07-2010 3:17pm#1
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While picking apples, balanced on ladder Fago falls 20 feet, landing on his back but gets up apparently unhurt. As he wanders back to his house from the orchard a rare and very poisonous Apple snake bites Fago's ankle, but he is one of the three people in the whole wide world that is immune to the bite of the rare Apple snake, At home he gets out his pocket knife and begins to slice and eat one of the apples, unfortunately a segment of juicy firm apple gets lodged in Fago's throat. As he's home alone it looks like this is the end, but, No, he throws himself over the back of a kitchen chair pulling it sharply into his abdomen with an upward thrust. This effectively dislodges the apple slice, sending it flying across the room hitting the trigger of a loaded shot gun causing it to fire into the room, but luckily Fago has passed out from lack of oxygen and avoids all the shot. When Fago comes to he is very thirsty and downs a few. He becomes inebriated and wanders into the street. As cars whiz by He staggers to the other side of the street, he causes a few accidents on the way but remains unhurt.
He then meets up with his old friend sarky.who tells him the funniest joke in the world. It is just too much for poor Fago and he promptly dies laughing.
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when I first heard Bad Romans
I hear Vertigo Stair
I want your syko
Sykospark was my first forum. I posted daily and did projects for and with that community for 18 months.
Your Vertigo Stair
that was the image I carried in my signature on the forum
I was banned from complaining publicly about a internet private community
that many on the Syko forum were involved in including myself.
The place was called subkultures.
I had been involved in conversation there for about a year
when subkultures banned me and told me my account had been erased.
All my careful writing gone in a flash.
I could no longer continuing post with the people that did that to me.
My internet world was destroyed and I played 2 Suns in the Sunset
In my rear view window
I was on my own
fortunately, I had started posting on other forums
most notably "The Cuckoo's Nest" and was able to keep posting.
mods
off topic but I prefer to write where I am inspired
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