THE STUPIDEST THING YOU,VE EVER DONE.

denballs

Post the silliest-dodgiest-most ridiculously ridiculous thing you,ve ever done and have people laugh with and at you.............:D
OH AND I KNOW IT SAYS STUPIDEST THING SINGULAR.....BUT YOU CAN POST AS MANY AS YOU WANT


MINE=I once got really drunk and posted somthin g in a thread........then the next day i was reading through same thread and spent ten minutes writing an argument about a post in the thread.......i went back 20 minutes later and noticed id just quoted and argued with my drunken self.........LOLTASTIC

SomeFool

Voted FF

starbelgrade

The stupidest thing you've ever done, was post this;

denballs wrote: »

LOLTASTIC

twitch1984

turned up at my exs engagement part telling her how much i loved her. thougt it wud b like d movies where she wud say she luved me aswell, didnt work like dat

ICE HOUSE

Backed Brazil to win the world cup

tried cutting my dogs hair she looks bald now

Vinta81

I'm a dial-a-drunk. Drunk Dialing is very, very stupid and I should of leanred my lesson by now.

That and flashing some of my class at a house party. Bloody Facebook

Superbus

I once put a comma instead of an apostrophe, just felt so stupid afterwards when I realised.

fontanalis

I was once an apprentice to a much wiser master. I always felt I could do better and should advance but my master kept telling me I wasn't ready. I grew to resent him and turned to an older master who took me under his wing so to speak, he seemd to have alot of faith in me and nurtured my ambitions and helped me understand my master was holding me back.
Anyhoo to cut a long story short, I had to change my name and ended up slaughtering the younglings at the local temple.

patakadarragh

denballs wrote: »

Post the silliest-dodgiest-most ridiculously ridiculous thing you,ve ever done

Your mother....sorry couldn't resist!:p

Edit: beaten to it...:(:o

jd007

Superbus wrote: »

I once put a comma instead of an apostrophe, just felt so stupid afterwards when I realised.

I once use the word stupidest instead of most stupid.:pac:

Savage Tyrant

Stupidest thing I ever did??.....Randomly and blindly shooting a steel ball pellet gun out an open window. It hit a 70 something year old woman in the mouth and lodged in her tongue. without shadow of a doubt, the stupidest most braindead thing I ever did. Utter Wanker Moment.

bad2dabone

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Stupidest thing I ever did??.....Randomly and blindly shooting a steel ball pellet gun out an open window. It hit a 70 something year old woman in the mouth and lodged in her tongue. without shadow of a doubt, the stupidest most braindead thing I ever did. Utter Wanker Moment.

Sounds like good shootin' to me - unsighted headshot. Nice.

partyatmygaff

Making grammar mistakes in all caps.

Professey Chin

Vinta81 wrote: »

I'm a dial-a-drunk. Drunk Dialing is very, very stupid and I should of leanred my lesson by now.

That and flashing some of my class at a house party. Bloody Facebook

And nothing..........
Im disappointed in you AH

Turtyturd

Vinta81 wrote: »

I'm a dial-a-drunk.

That sounds like a very fulfilling profession. Dance rummy dance.

Terry Cotta

Went up to the ticket desk of a cable car line in Switzerland and asked yer man for a timetable.

laugh

Walked out of my job . . .

owenc

twitch1984 wrote: »

turned up at my exs engagement part telling her how much i loved her. thougt it wud b like d movies where she wud say she luved me aswell, didnt work like dat

You sound like a chav.

owenc

Terry Cotta wrote: »

Went up to the ticket desk of a cable car line in Switzerland and asked yer man for a timetable.

That must've been really bad for you especially asking your man.

denballs

laugh wrote: »

Walked out of my job . . .

hmm........that reminds me off the time i tried to rob a pen of a secretary {it was a nice pen}....in a hotel and she locked me in the revolving door.................i had to stand there for 20 minutes while people on one side banged on the glass and people inside scowled at me.................

now dont think me too bad......this was a on friday at 1 am on a stag doo night........i came back to get more trousers as id lost mine.....{well losing my trousers is a diff story}

Vinta81

Well primary schools are definitely closed for summer.

owenc

Vinta81 wrote: »

Well primary schools are definitely closed for summer.

Yes they are, i think, don't yous not get longer than us... whatever they are closed.

alwaysadub

Posting your/someone else's phone number on boards can be added to your list now OP. :rolleyes:

thecornflake

Have to ask the question:

Why do people post drunk ? Would they not rather go out or have a actual conversation with freinds infront of them ? Or is it just a way to get attention or an attempt to show off ?

Brussels Sprout

I'm sure I've done more stupid things but off the top of my head:

When I was 14 or something I tried to make hot chocolate by boiling milk in an electric kettle because I didn't know any better. I left the room to go off and watch tv while waiting for it to boil and my parents walked in to see milk bubbling out of the kettle (which refused to work again after the incident).

ananas

Came in steaming one night and tried to reheat food in the microwave. I didn't actually put any food into the microwave but I put a fork in instead.

patakadarragh

That reminds me, I made our microwave splode when I was younger.

galwayrush

ananas wrote: »

Came in steaming one night and tried to reheat food in the microwave. I didn't actually put any food into the microwave but I put a fork in instead.

Obviously your subconcious or body was telling you that you were lacking in Iron.:pac:

Capt'n Midnight

Superbus wrote: »

I once put a comma instead of an apostrophe, just felt so stupid afterwards when I realised.

Many years ago there was treaty between Mexico and the US and they agreed there would be no import duty on fruit-trees. It was several years before they noticed the typo in fruit, trees.

ElaElaElano

It involves a bottle of vodka, henry hoover and pain.

That's all I'm saying.

pajodublin

ElaElaElano wrote: »

It involves a bottle of vodka, henry hoover and pain.

That's all I'm saying.

fecking poofter!!!
should have gone with Hetty Hoover, sexy as fook
http://www.menkind.co.uk/images/products/medium/1252017611-88862000.jpg

Fizman

While drunk and on the way home from town with mates at about 3am, I decided it would be a good idea to hop into a building site of a particularly large city hotel and climb the crane there. No joke.

starbelgrade

I turned down trials for Liverpool when I was a kid because I was a Man Utd supporter.

Bajingo

Fizman wrote: »

While drunk and on the way home from town with mates at about 3am, I decided it would be a good idea to hop into a building site of a particularly large city hotel and climb the crane there. No joke.

How high did you get?

starbelgrade

Bajingo wrote: »

How high did you get?

He got so high, he decided to climb a crane, dude.

msg11

Just say no.

MrKingsley

thecornflake wrote: »

Have to ask the question:

Why do people post drunk ? Would they not rather go out or have a actual conversation with freinds infront of them ? Or is it just a way to get attention or an attempt to show off ?

At least by posting drunk the message is goin to get to its intended recipient:D

ElaElaElano

pajodublin wrote: »

fecking poofter!!!
should have gone with Hetty Hoover, sexy as fook
http://www.menkind.co.uk/images/products/medium/1252017611-88862000.jpg

I don't understand? I drank a bottle of vodka then decided to hoover the stairs, and fell down. :pac:

Pdfile

i shook bono's hand before...


*shivers*

racso1975

Closed my zip on my dic. So fcukin sore. Also while out have beers and banter with father in law cracked a joke about doin his daughter! Appears fathers dont find them jokes funny!

ananas

Pdfile wrote: »

i shook bono's hand before...


*shivers*

EEEEEEEEEEW, UNCLEAN UNCLEAN!!!

denballs

Pdfile wrote: »

i shook bono's hand before...


*shivers*

i once refused to shake that guy from the telly,s hand as he refused to answer me when i said........to you clean that after you wipe your ass as excremental bacteria can travel through paper...........in my defnce he had apparently been eating a curry and some had dripped on his wrist.........

kylith

Was staying in a campsite that had a bad ant problem. One night, while plastered on absinthe, we decided that the best way to get rid of them was to pour lighter fluid down the ant holes and set them on fire.

Campsite owner wasn't impressed by our ingenuity.

Shanotheslayer

starbelgrade wrote: »

I turned down trials for Liverpool when I was a kid because I was a Man Utd supporter.

Big phail:(

deepsouthtalla

stupidest thing i have ever done???? god where do i start.........i be hear for a week writing them ha ha

In an interview..
"I'm easily motivited when I like the work"
"And do you think you'd like this job"
"Well yes, it's a job and it's inside"

We both knew instantly that I was a complete idiot and I definitely didn't get the job..

Capt'n Midnight

THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE ?

Yore Ma.

Penisland

ananas wrote: »

Came in steaming one night and tried to reheat food in the microwave. I didn't actually put any food into the microwave but I put a fork in instead.

Please tell me this is true!!!! haha


When I went away on holidays for the first time me and my girlfriend decided to cook burgers. Didnt realise until after we had eaten these disgusting yokes, that we cooked them in vinegar and not cooking oil haha

jordan..

Had sex with my 2 best mates sisters! feel guilty but they both fine so

blue5000

2nd most stupidist thing I did was write a poem about the most fantastic girl in my class in college, and the stupidist thing was giving the poem to her, we havnt talked since!:o:o:o