Fly killing

422nd

I've reached the end of my patience rope thing. There are two fly's buzzing around my room and they're bugging the **** out of me. Excuse the pun.

Fastest ways to kill a fly?

Celly Smunt

422nd wrote: »

I've reached the end of my patience rope thing. There are two fly's buzzing around my room and they're bugging the **** out of me. Excuse the pun.

Fastest ways to kill a fly?

fly killer

longshanks

422nd wrote: »

I've reached the end of my patience rope thing. There are two fly's buzzing around my room and they're bugging the **** out of me. Excuse the pun.

Fastest ways to kill a fly?

a kick to the face

Cullen82

Tear it's wings off first ..... then stand on it

Daemos

Slingshot + mothballs

422nd

They're those really fast ones that don't take the hint and instead of landing on you once every few hours it's once every few seconds and I just cant get them!

Kalahari

Hoover?

dr.bollocko

Febreze.
They drop like.... ehhh... a whores knickers in a submarine.

422nd

If I don't get serious responses I'm moving this to Personal Issues

Rented Mule

Darts .....nothing makes my day like nailing one of them with an arrow.

Daemos

This is After Hours, serious answers are in short supply here

dr.bollocko

422nd wrote: »

If I don't get serious responses I'm moving this to Personal Issues

Yeah to be fair if you get the flies to join a club or society they might leave the house. Depression is probably at the root of the problem.

stovelid

A trained wasp.

422nd

Well where else am I supposed to post about irritating flys?

who what when

422nd wrote: »

If I don't get serious responses I'm moving this to Personal Issues

Noooo... Dont go, we can change. Honest we can....

mink_man

the fly forum...

donmeister

422nd wrote: »

Well where else am I supposed to post about irritating flys?

emmm the irritating fly forum? Sheesh......

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/irritatingflyforum

Smeggy

Chopsticks.... Mr Miyagi style

422nd

mink_man wrote: »

the fly forum...

Does that actually exist? After the Mustard forum I wouldn't be surprised...

Cullen82

422nd wrote: »

If I don't get serious responses I'm moving this to Personal Issues

Use your initiative

gogo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gAHil89Z4

The only way to go

UglyFuc

bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzzzzz

whooosh go's the towel

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gogo

Smeggy wrote: »

Chopsticks.... Mr Miyagi style

beat me to it smeggy

greenmachine88

first of all I can't see how anyone can kill a fly, if you try hard enough you can get them out the window.

Cullen82

greenmachine88 wrote: »

first of all I can't see how anyone can kill a fly

Well.....People eat dogs

Daemos

Try hairspray or deodorant

422nd

greenmachine88 wrote: »

first of all I can't see how anyone can kill a fly, if you try hard enough you can get them out the window.

I tried your idea just now.

Decided to open the window and sit by it until i saw them leave. After 15 seconds maximum, one of them flew out the window and before i had the time to close it he did a U-turn, clearly thinking '**** it's cold out here' and came straight bank in.

I could of sworn I heard him say 'Cheers mate' as he flew back past my head...

LavaLamp

this is the perfect opportunity to quicken your reflexes by trying to either punch them or backhand them across the room, then once they are unconcious you can pick em up an chuck em out the window.....

I actually managed to punch an irritating fly yesterday and nearly fainted in shock :eek: I'll be moving onto those chopsticks in a couple of weeks at this rate

Diabhal Beag

Get a copy or a book. Wait till the stay on the wall. Smack the fcukers as hard as you can.

If the windows are opened and you have tried everything else it's your only option.

422nd

One down, one to go.

mink_man

422nd wrote: »

Does that actually exist? After the Mustard forum I wouldn't be surprised...

yes there is a virtual flying forum

open the window they will eventually fly out . i am a buddist

gogo

make a bowl of soup.

Abrasax

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Try hairspray or deodorant

With a lighter. :pac:

Wait till one of the flies comes to a rest, then slowly move your hand over it, real slow so as not to startle it, till you're about 3-4 inches away and then whack!

Abrasax

[quote=[Deleted User];66700538]. i am a buddist[/QUOTE]

Then you'll appreciate him speeding them along to their next reincarnation.

Cancel out their sound with a vuvuzela?

Serious answer: My parents use Raid spray, a lot.

A few days ago I had a moth crash into my face about two or three times. The nearest thing to me was a gas duster for cleaning computer parts. So I turned it upside down and froze the fecker.

El Horseboxo

I hate them little fly fúckers. They just don't get the hint and never go for the windows like them bluebottles. One of them end up in the gaf and they're dying to get out. Bouncing into windows and hovering around the door. But the small ones are in for the long haul. I just whack them outta it with a newspaper. Move my left hand in beside them and approach with the paper. It confuses them and gives you a higher chance of squashing the cúnts. Also stick cloves in some fruit in the kitchen. Supposed to hate the smell of them.

pitkan

Take one length of 4 by 2. Grasp firmly in the right hand, sorry...what was the question again?

locohobo

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Try hairspray or deodorant

Yea!!! Use hairspray......Turn the little [EMAIL="f@*#ers"]f@*#ers[/EMAIL] into gliders....

locohobo

Cullen82 wrote: »

Tear it's wings off first ..... then stand on it

What do you call a fly without wings?????
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A WALK!!!
hahahahahahhahaahahha

hal9000

have you tried a tactical nuclear strike? worked great for me last week.

2manyconditions

[quote=[Deleted User];66700538]open the window they will eventually fly out . i am a buddist[/QUOTE]

I agree not cause I'm a buddist tho' I just think they are probably sick of the sight of you and your flapping about (prob as much as they are) :P

2manyconditions

locohobo wrote: »

What do you call a fly without wings?????
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A WALK!!!
hahahahahahhahaahahha

Don't quit the day job

My nanny told me that you should never kill god's creatures.

As she was tucking into a nice lamb chop.

Gannicus

Chuck Norris. :cool:

'Nuff said

wonton

towels are the best way too kill flys!!!!!seriously!

not the stoned ones though.



just pretend your in the changing rooms after swimming lessons and your having a towel fight, but instead of been slightly gay your killing a fly.

wonton

wonton wrote: »

towels are the best way too kill flys!!!!!seriously!

not the stoned ones though.

flies don't smoke

GirlOfGlass

I usually run around my room spraying them with hairspray or deodorant, then have to leave the room cause I can't breathe.
Walk back in a few minutes later... And they're always STILL there. You'd think they just fúcking die already!

wonton

Deleted User wrote: »

flies don't smoke

i meant stoned towels

wonton

wonton wrote: »

i meant stoned towels

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wait.......towels don't smoke

bonzodog2

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wait.......towels don't smoke

You're not getting them hot enough, simple mistake !