Whats your morning routine?

weiland79

Up at 6.45 run down stairs in my skivvies and put da kettle on.
Run back upstairs for a shower.
Back downstairs take two Berocca tablets and two cod liver oil tabs.
Make strong cup of tea from my pre boiled kettle ( I'm so organised)
Sit down in the back garden with cuppa and a smoke:o ( back on them after second attempt)
Then on my bike for a 10 mile cycle into work.
Fresh as a daisy by the time i get to work.

Hoort

Shower pull my todger a few times coffee then it's bed time

Dravokivich

Run out of the apartment at 7:25... roll down the stairs while getting dressed...

(It's fine.. none of the neighbours seem to be out at that time)

RobbieTheRobber

Wake up, fall out of bed,
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup,
And looking up I noticed it is late.
Find my coat and grab my hat
Make the bus in seconds flat
Find my way upstairs and have a smoke,
Then Somebody speaks and I go into a dream

KeithM89_old

Crawl out of bed around 2:30 - 3 pm, check the email, have a shower and make some breakfast/lunch

AnonoBoy

In the morning I do a bit from Flashdance.

My evening routine is normally from West Side Story.

Duggy747

Wake up
Have a ****
Put on clothes
Eat brekkie
Have a ****
Head into town
Have a ****
Come back to the house
Put on the kettle
Have a ****
Have a cup of tea
Have a ****
Make dinner
Have a ****
Eat dinner
Have a ****
Do some study
Have a ****
Finish study
Watch a movie
Have a ****
Go to bed
Have a ****
Fall asleep
Dream about ****.

And then repeat....

AnonoBoy

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Wake up, fall out of bed,
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup,
And looking up I noticed it is late.
Find my coat and grab my hat
Make the bus in seconds flat
Find my way upstairs and have a smoke,
Then Somebody speaks and I go into a dream

Sounds pretty lonely.

saywhatyousee

cup of tea and a j:):)

Lando Griffin

I wake at 5am in anticipation of the brilliant day ahead, and then jump up out of bed at 6.45. Then I sing the national anthem, before doing the 3 s’s shave,shower and s**t.
Eat a high fibre high cholesterol breakfast before whisking myself off to work singing all the way.

Flojo

Stay in bed... until I crave tea and a ciggie!

RobbieTheRobber

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Sounds pretty lonely.

yeah sorry I thought this was PI

BumbleB

The 3 s's .:)

billymitchell

Get out of bed
Shower
Find clothes to wear
put on said clothes
get in my car
go to work
have a cuppa
wake up
start working

Kiera

Up, shower, do hair, get dressed, run out to work.

Sykk

Wake up
Brush teeth
Glass of Water
Get dressed
Run to work
Have a shower
Get changed to work clothes
Make breakfast
At my desk and working 5 mins early with my grub

PeterIanStaker

Wake up,
breakfast,
check mail
go on boards
go on facebook
watch Maury
Watch World Cup

Write up thesis & apply for non existent jobs


I wish I was dead.

weiland79

Duggy747 wrote: »

Wake up
Have a ****
Put on clothes
Eat brekkie
Have a ****
Head into town
Have a ****
Come back to the house
Put on the kettle
Have a ****
Have a cup of tea
Have a ****
Make dinner
Have a ****
Eat dinner
Have a ****
Do some study
Have a ****
Finish study
Watch a movie
Have a ****
Go to bed
Have a ****
Fall asleep
Dream about ****.

And then repeat....

Wanker!

Duggy747

weiland79 wrote: »

Wanker!

:eek:














Ah, thanks! :pac:

RobbieTheRobber

I wake up and crawl from under my desk.
I wash in the sink in the disabled toilets and then walk back to my office to begin another day in the same suit!

pickarooney

Go on then, someone post up a hilarious copy/paste from a Brett Easton Ellis book.

PeterIanStaker

pickarooney wrote: »

Go on then, someone post up a hilarious copy/paste from a Brett Easton Ellis book.

No, because copying and pasting can dry your skin out make you look older

seamus

Alarm goes off at 7.25. Hit snooze.
Alarm goes off at 7.34. Hit snooze.
Alarm goes off at 7.43. Turn it off.
Get of bed (slowly), go upstairs, stick on shorts and a jersey and grab a towel.
Stick towel in bag.
Unlock bike.
Cycle to work.

Greyfox

Look at my phone about 5 times befor it finnally motivates me to fall out of bed, dress, quick wash and brush my teeth grab the least creased shirt and out the door for my 9:20 bus

Superbus

During the school year - wake up, get out of bed, put on uniform, have cereal, toilet, teeth, walk to school.

During the summer - wake up, read, possibly get dressed, have lunner (lunch/dinner), watch TV, watch a DVD, watch football, Boards, Facebook, bed again.

CrazyRabbit

8:45am Alarm goes off.
9:00am Get out of bed, bump into the door/chair etc
9:05am Brush teeth, comb hair.
9:15am Drive to work
9:30 Log in & go for breakfast in the canteen.
9:50am Go for a shower in the work gym.
10:10am Check boards.ie
10:30am Start work...doing the stuff that requires mental effort first.
10:45am Do the rest of the work.

keano_afc

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

deepsouthtalla

5:45 up feed baby,
5:50 baby go back to sleep but i can never once i am up i am up:(
6:00 have brekkie
7:30 get 7year old up for school
8:00 take the above mentioned child to school
9:00 go to collage
thats about it

knird evol

pickarooney wrote: »

Go on then, someone post up a hilarious copy/paste from a Brett Easton Ellis book.

So,
Dorsia is where Jean wants to go.

cbyrd

6.45 husbands alarm goes off
6.50 husbands alarm goes off
6.55 husbands alarm goes off
7.00 husband gets up
7.30 husband arrives up with tea and toast and bottle for baba
7.31 i get up brush mt teeth
7.33 get back into bed have tea and toast give baby his bottle
7.45 change baby's nappy
7.46 get comfy in bed
9.00 kiss other children goodbye
11.30 get up spend rest of the day cleaning cooking driving..


:pac::pac::pac::pac:

weiland79

keano_afc wrote: »

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Please tell me you don't have the commited to memory?

tman

Pop kettle and laptop on, have a quick shower, make tea and leave it to brew while I dress, have a quick gawp at the interweb while slurping down tea and a bowl of whatever cereal I've been having recently (shreddies this week), brush my teeth and then give the gf a quick kiss on whatever body part is sticking out from under the duvet at the time.
I actually kind of enjoy my morning routine, shame that work usually has to follow it...

Mick Daly

6.00am - Alarm
6.01-7.00 - Under the Sheets. Off with the Knickers. Sniff of the missus.
7.00 - 7.30 - Get Up and shower together and we go to the toilet.
7.30 - Missus makes the breakfast.
8.00 - I dress the missus and she dresses me.
8.30 - The missus drives us to work.

weiland79

tman wrote: »

Pop kettle and laptop on, have a quick shower, make tea and leave it to brew while I dress, have a quick gawp at the interweb while slurping down tea and a bowl of whatever cereal I've been having recently (shreddies this week), brush my teeth and then give the gf a quick kiss on whatever body part is sticking out from under the duvet at the time.
I actually kind of enjoy my morning routine, shame that work usually has to follow it...

What if it's her eyeball?

starbelgrade

3.30am - Go to bed & stay there until after noon. I'm not a morning person.

Sugar Free

It only took 28 posts for the American Psycho reference, I'm not sure if that's an improvement or not...

I get up between 06:15 and 08:30 depending on what time I feel like getting into work for.

Decide on what to wear
Put clothes on
Breakfast while watching BBC News
Shave if I haven't the night before
Brush teeth, hair etc.
Walk to bus stop

Very standard really.

xoxyx

I hit the snooze button at least five times, then fall out of bed and start running. Run in and out of shower, run around looking for clothes, run through doing hair and make up and run into work. Arrive 5-10 minutes late. Repeat every single working day ever!!!

OT, my mid morning routine is always to swear to myself that I'll be organised for the following morning. And I believe myself. I'm so gullible!!!

easyeason3

weiland79 wrote: »

What if it's her eyeball?

Who here hasn't kissed an eyeball?

starbelgrade

easyeason3 wrote: »

Who here hasn't kissed an eyeball?

Eyeballs are for gipping on, not kissing.

mikom

Usually munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast.

weiland79

mikom wrote: »

Usually munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast.

Are these new words for fellatio

easyeason3

starbelgrade wrote: »

Eyeballs are for gipping on, not kissing.

Your aim sir, is off

Thought your meant to aim for the tonsils?

5.55 alarm
6.01 i get up and have a shower brush teeth etc
6.08 go back to bed for a few mins to warm up after the shower
6.20 get up and get dressed and get stuff for lunch
6.40 go and get bus

starbelgrade

easyeason3 wrote: »

Your aim sir, is off

Thought your meant to aim for the tonsils?

I like to surprise my victims women.

easyeason3

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like to surprise my victims women.

Glad you specified gender there.

Classing them as 'victims' leaves it wide open to men, women, farmyard animals etc...

BigBrownBear

keano_afc wrote: »

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Are you David Beckham???

KillerKity

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Wake up,
breakfast,
check mail
go on boards
go on facebook
watch Maury
Watch World Cup

Write up thesis & apply for non existent jobs


I wish I was dead.

Sounds exactly like me! (except for the world cup bull)
Ahh isn't life great.....

Flojo

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Wake up,
breakfast,
check mail
go on boards
go on facebook
watch Maury
Watch World Cup

Write up thesis & apply for non existent jobs


I wish I was dead.

Awww chin up there sunshine.. embrace temporary unemployment, you can come blow bubbles with me in the park

Mick Daly

BigBrownBear wrote: »

Are you David Beckham???

He's Paddy Bateman.

xxchloexx

Press alarm
Brush teeth wash face
Downstairs for tea
Back upstairs to get dressed
Make up and hair
Grab car keys
Away I go

Superbus

xxchloexx wrote: »

Press alarm
Brush teeth wash face
Downstairs for tea
Back upstairs to get dressed
Make up and hair and boob job
Grab car keys
Away I go

Huh.