If Boards was to be made into a Movie

Duggy747

Seeing that the story of Facebook is being made into a movie I just wondered what would it be like if Boards got the same treatment.

What kind of movie would you expect it to be and what actors would play who?

The story would probably revolve around Government bashing, blaming it all on the Muslims and every single line of dialogue is a pun. :pac:

I'd also probably have Arnie play me, a perfect exaggaration of me! :P Though my role would more than likely be one of those wise-cracking secondary characters..................who'll probably die an awful, but comical, death. :pac:

Movie Poster :P

AnonoBoy

It'd just be the lads who created boards playing Quake and then f*cking each other over when the money started to roll in...........

That happens in 2025 I believe.

Standard Toaster

Straight to Beta-max tbh

Will it be 3D?

bonerm

It'd be like Fight Club ... only with less women.

TheTosh

bonerm wrote: »

It'd be like Fight Club ... only with less women.

First rule about boards, you don't talk about boards

Rabies

But who plays Ruu-bot?

Has to be Arnie from his T2 days

biko

Duggy747 wrote: »

The story would probably revolve around Government bashing, blaming it all on the Muslims and every single line of dialogue is a pun.

Sounds more like AH than boards in general.

It'd be a video of 5 guys sitting in front of their computers, then one gets up and shouts "Terry you baxsterd, you banned me!"

There wouldn't be any coke and hookers either.

MetzgerMeister

If you are familiar with the Motors forum, you will understand that the only cars allowed in the film would be Skoda Octavias

orourkeda

It would have to be a remake of raging bull.

It would be renamed raging bullsh*t.

Which boards member would play the part of Jake LaMotta. So many worthy candidates

Turtyturd

What kind of rating would it have or would it be banned?

MetzgerMeister

Turtyturd wrote: »

What kind of rating would it have or would it be banned?

PG24

bonerm

orourkeda wrote: »

It would have to be a remake of raging bull.

It would be renamed raging bullsh*t.

Which boards member would play the part of Jake LaMotta. So many worthy candidates

So give me a forum
Where this bull here can bore em
And though I could fight
I'd much rather talk shíte
..... that's entertainment.

Hasmunch

Turtyturd wrote: »

What kind of rating would it have or would it be banned?

It would have a rating on the number of posts you have..
I still need someone to bring me to see a PG100 movie

Chairman Meow

"My god, it's full of c*nts"

Dravokivich

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Straight to Beta-max tbh

Will it be 3D?

Don't forget we've options of doing SVHS or HD-VHS also!

Sea Sharp

Rob Schneider to play Cloud.

Every time someone says something funny a load of randomers will walk up to them and say thank-you.

Hank Scorpio

i dont think the 40 year old virgin deserves a sequel :pac:

Standard Toaster

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Rob Schneider to play Cloud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fcEnJic__4

Duggy747

Well, here's the Movie Poster anyways :pac:

GavRedKing

There would be an absolute truck load of Mary Harney jokes FTW.

Duggy747

Probably a bit of social commentary on people on the Dole :pac: as well as a character who is obsessed with Mustard (I'm sure there's a few lurkin' around here)

TheTosh

In the trailer for it you'd have the camera cutting to people facepalming

orourkeda

nuxxx wrote: »

i dont think the 40 year old virgin deserves a sequel :pac:

It does. The 40 Year old w*nker

TheTosh

The villains in it have to be trolls

billymitchell

In the end, it would just be a film about racism!!

orourkeda

Clitty Clitty Gangbang

TheTosh

Arma-get-it-on

Duggy747

Looks like Scorcesse beat us to it :pac:

MetzgerMeister

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, here's the Movie Poster anyways :pac:

Deadly! Although it should say "Now Ye're Watchin'"

Ian Beale

It'd have to have everyones ma in it too.

Duggy747

Post fixed, dunno how I didn't think of that...........eurgh, it's too early for me :pac:

Cheers!

orourkeda

Ian Beale wrote: »

It'd have to have everyones ma in it too.

Desperate Housewives has been taken unfortunately.

admiralofthefleet

roman polanski as dj spider?

Ruu_Old

The bad guy would be Polish, living it up in the house he got for free from the Government and is showed stuff his face full of swan meat! :mad:

Blazer

Christian Bale would be playing as me in an American Psycho role where I dream of killing all the mods on here...and then wake up and realize it was only a dream..

CreepingDeath

The moderators would be like agents in the Matrix.

Only the matrix was more stable and didn't crash every week.

Hank_Jones

It would star Dermot Morgan and Ardal O'Hanlon in major roles and they would repeat large amounts of dialogue from Father Ted.

The first line of the film would most likely be something about ''your ma''.

MetzgerMeister

Hank_Jones wrote: »

It would star Dermot Morgan and Ardal O'Hanlon in major roles and they would repeat large amounts of dialogue from Father Ted.

The first line of the film would most likely be something about ''your ma''.

Dougal: Morning Ted!
Ted: Morning your ma!

orourkeda

einheisserschre wrote: »

Dougal: Morning Ted!
Ted: Morning your ma!

Go on go on go on go on go on. Your oul one

Superbus

I'll be listed in the credits as 'Reserve Assistant Junior Best Boy'.

Standard Toaster

Can we cast keanu reeves as me??
Actually no, just use a standard toaster I guess....

General Zod

the movie would be a 2 hour real time of a figure under a duvet (undeterminable name/gender) trying to sleep off a hangover in the dark while every so often making indeterminable grunts and lamentations unto whatever gods exist for a release from this pain.


Directed by Kevin Smith.

Dravokivich

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Can we cast keanu reeves as me??
Actually no, just use a standard toaster I guess....

He's due to make a cameo appearence eating a sandwich.

Funkfield

It'd need at least one cameo by an Atari Jaguar :pac:

Dravokivich

Funkfield wrote: »

It'd need at least one cameo by an Atari Jaguar :pac:

Dam right... we could have an election in it... and that'd be the name of a candidate!

Tar.Aldarion

Oh my God! I was wrong! It was boards all along!!!

*falls to knees*

prinz

Karl Hungus played by Peter Stormare.

bonerm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh my God! I was wrong! It was boards all along!!!

*falls to knees*

Dr. Bollocko ,Dr. Bollocko ,
Dr. Bollocko , Dr. Bollocko , Dr. ........ Bollocko ,

--Kaiser--

Doctor Bollocko to be played by Jason Lee

gravityisalie

jesus 4 pages and noones mentioned someone getting kicked in the face :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

bonerm wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko ,Dr. Bollocko ,
Dr. Bollocko , Dr. Bollocko , Dr. ........ Bollocko ,

You've finally made a monkey Dr. Bollocko out of me. :pac: