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Last time you knocked one out in work ?

  • 30-06-2010 2:41pm
    #1
    Dr.Silly
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    :p
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  • #2
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Just right now. Your post made me very horny.


  • #3
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    By accident or on purpose?


  • #4
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    bonerm wrote: »
    Just right now. Your post made me very horny.

    lol..must have been very horny cause that fast of a reply would imply you may have issues :-)


  • #5
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    :p

    That's a pretty unfortunate face.


  • #6
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    Kiera wrote: »
    By accident or on purpose?


    hmm...good question....
    either I suppose....
    the accidental one should be a good read though !!!!!!!


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  • #7
    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    Kiera wrote: »
    By accident or on purpose?

    I'd like to hear about the accidental one please. :D:p


  • #8
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    hmm...good question....
    either I suppose....
    the accidental one should be a good read though !!!!!!!

    Indeed. Hope they post about it soon.....


  • #9
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I'm hoping that the OPs username does not actually represent his chosen profession.


  • #10
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    lol..must have been very horny cause that fast of a reply would imply you may have issues :-)

    Yeah it was just like that movie American Pie. I actually went twice just like yer man.


  • #11
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    :p

    What kind of doctor are you, Dr. Silly?

    Pediatrician? Proctologist? Urologist?

    Do let us know.


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  • #12
    Eddie Ere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Eddie Ere


    I knocked a girl out at work last week.


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    F1ngers wrote: »
    I'd like to hear about the accidental one please. :D:p

    Well there was rubbing while walking, then wobbly legs. Then a wee sit down to compose.


  • #14
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    00112984 wrote: »
    What kind of doctor are you, Dr. Silly?

    Pediatrician? Proctologist? Urologist?

    Do let us know.

    I'm a plastic surgeon by trade


  • #15
    feelpablo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭feelpablo


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    lol..must have been very horny cause that fast of a reply would imply you may have Tissues :-)


    fyp :D


  • #16
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Everyday. ;)
    I'm a primary school teacher.


  • #17
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    There was a guy that actually got fired from here for that...


  • #18
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    There was a guy that actually got fired from here for that...

    feck off....lol....how did they catch him ?
    that's so funny...imagine the CV

    Reasons for leaving:
    I accidently sprayed HR with my Jism...


  • #19
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    14:48 yesterday.


  • #20
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Very recently - details will remain shrouded in mystery but suffice to say that, at the time, I felt it to be very much a matter of medical emergency.


  • #21
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Very recently - details will remain shrouded in mystery but suffice to say that, at the time, I felt it to be very much a matter of medical emergency.

    Why? What made it so urgent?


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  • #22
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    feck off....lol....how did they catch him ?
    that's so funny...imagine the CV

    Reasons for leaving:
    I accidently sprayed HR with my Jism...

    HR were notified by cleaners of someone staying behind and coming in at odd hours acting suspiciously... after thorough investation they found he had been downloading and viewing pornographic material in the office... concluding that he would of been... knocking one out... quite frequently...


  • #23
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why? What made it so urgent?

    Blue Balls would be my first guess...


  • #24
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    There was a guy that actually got fired from here for that...

    Yep , worked with a guy like that. He was partial to ringing premium sex lines too.

    As far as I know he still works there, they're afraid to get rid of him in case he takes them to court :D


  • #25
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why? What made it so urgent?

    Blue balls - it was - ladies will neve know the discomfort - childbirth pah! tis but a nosebleed in comparison.


  • #26
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Yep , worked with a guy like that. He was partial to ringing premium sex lines too.

    As far as I know he still works there, they're afraid to get rid of him in case he takes them to court :D

    well... that's just 1 of the many stories we have here in work...

    1) Another guy had a PrimeTime special based on him... not going to go too much into the details about it other then saying... pimping Gay Prostitution

    2) Another guy prior to working with us, had been convicted of having child porn... he left shortly after someone in the office found an article on the Irish Times website about it...

    Their was 2 other guys... but they were just yer average everyday nutjobs...


  • #27
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    well... that's just 1 of the many stories we have here in work...

    1) Another guy had a PrimeTime special based on him... not going to go too much into the details about it other then saying... pimping Gay Prostitution

    2) Another guy prior to working with us, had been convicted of having child porn... he left shortly after someone in the office found an article on the Irish Times website about it...

    Their was 2 other guys... but they were just yer average everyday nutjobs...

    Are you a TD?


  • #28
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    well... that's just 1 of the many stories we have here in work...

    1) Another guy had a PrimeTime special based on him... not going to go too much into the details about it other then saying... pimping Gay Prostitution

    2) Another guy prior to working with us, had been convicted of having child porn... he left shortly after someone in the office found an article on the Irish Times website about it...

    Their was 2 other guys... but they were just yer average everyday nutjobs...


    any jobs going there ? Sounds like a right hoot :cool:


  • #29
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Blue balls - it was - ladies will neve know the discomfort - childbirth pah! tis but a nosebleed in comparison.

    I dont get it? Had you not done it for a few weeks? Could you not wait till you got home? :confused:


  • #30
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Are you a TD?

    No, work in an IT call centre... honestly... they'll take anyone in...
    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    any jobs going there ? Sounds like a right hoot :cool:

    The area I'm in is being closed down end of the year so no... :(

    Would of passed on a personal recomendation for ya as well.


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  • #31
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    * fap fap fap

    In the process of knocking one out, gotta love Boards.ie from your mobile in the bathroom ;)


  • #32
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    well... that's just 1 of the many stories we have here in work...

    1) Another guy had a PrimeTime special based on him... not going to go too much into the details about it other then saying... pimping Gay Prostitution

    2) Another guy prior to working with us, had been convicted of having child porn... he left shortly after someone in the office found an article on the Irish Times website about it...

    Their was 2 other guys... but they were just yer average everyday nutjobs...


    Yer man was a complete nutjob. While I worked there I was expecting him to go crazy & blow up the building or something.
    But he could do crazy like no one else!


  • #33
    Banned Account
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    Kiera wrote: »
    I dont get it? Had you not done it for a few weeks? Could you not wait till you got home? :confused:


    Not my fault - damn fine weather - wimmins - dress correctly.


  • #34
    antocann
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭antocann


    gavredking wrote: »
    * fap fap fap

    In the process of knocking one out, gotta love Boards.ie from your mobile in the bathroom ;)
    who uses the bathroom these days lol

    its all about the hand shandys and happy endings in this thread lol


  • #35
    clived2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    when you have a job like mine,

    you have to crack one out every few hours,


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Eddie Ere wrote: »
    I knocked a girl out at work last week.

    Now thats what I call a damn good fingerin'


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  • #37
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    baz2009 wrote: »
    FYP

    but your join date says 2009, so how would you know :confused:

    :rolleyes:;):eek::D.


  • #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Yore ma jokes are lame.
    They have now been deleted.
    refrigerator.


  • #39
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    lol..must have been very horny cause that fast of a reply would imply you may have issues :-)
    Who the **** are you trying to impress when you whack one out in the jacks?


  • #40
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Masturbating in work is ghey.


  • #41
    Banned Account
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    benwavner wrote: »
    Masturbating in work is ghey.

    Tell that to the AI men.


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  • #42
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZYuOVezA8


  • #43
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Three bastards came into my place of work one time and I managed to get a good swing at one of them and knocked him out cold...

    Oh wait... you're talking about jerking off... haha. Then never. My work doesnt make me amourous. More suicidal...


  • #44
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    DazMarz wrote: »
    My work doesnt make me amourous. More suicidal...

    all the more reason to have a ****:cool:


  • #45
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Any girls besides Kiera and myself and Abigayle willing to confess to double-clicking the mouse while at work? We're sick of being the only sexually frank chicas 'round these 'ere parts...


  • #46
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Three bastards came into my place of work one time and I managed to get a good swing at one of them and knocked him out cold...

    Oh wait... you're talking about jerking off... haha. Then never. My work doesnt make me amourous. More suicidal...
    fryup wrote: »
    all the more reason to have a ****:cool:

    Just............... no.....................:(


  • #47
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Dudess wrote: »
    Any girls besides Kiera and myself and Abigayle willing to confess to double-clicking the mouse while at work? We're sick of being the only sexually frank chicas 'round these 'ere parts...

    click...click...scrooooolll...click...click...scrooooollll


    Go on de ladies.


  • #48
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Dudess wrote: »
    Any girls besides Kiera and myself and Abigayle willing to confess to double-clicking the mouse while at work? We're sick of being the only sexually frank chicas 'round these 'ere parts...

    double-clicking the mouse lol:D thats a new one on me...have you got any more


  • #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dudess wrote: »
    Any girls besides Kiera and myself and Abigayle willing to confess to double-clicking the mouse while at work? We're sick of being the only sexually frank chicas 'round these 'ere parts...

    TBF it's probably not worth the disturbing PMs from anonymous wierdos on the internet. Speaking of which you haven't replied yet.


  • #50
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    That wonderful analogy is courtesy of the delightful Abigayle.


  • #51
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Dudess wrote: »
    That wonderful analogy is courtesy of the delightful Abigayle.

    So abigayle has been known to click?
    Mmmmm


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