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    #32
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Fecking sea emos


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    #33
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    laugh wrote: »
    Could be worse, could ring a bell with your actual life.


    True, but i live in an empty 2-Litre Cider bottle under the sea. Totally different:D


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    #34
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Exclusive pictures of the OP right here.


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    #35
    weiland79
    Registered Users Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭weiland79


    I wish i was 20 again.:(


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    #36
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    you know a lot of people dont read posts fully and dont take the time to really listen to posters here.

    but i have read your post and listened to it all, and i think you're being too hard on yourself.










    :pac:


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    #37
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    I'm completely sick of my life. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire people who didn't do the Leaving. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous girl. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.
    Anyone got a worse life than me? I doubt it.
    Do you cook nice burgers at least?


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    #38
    timelessone
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭timelessone


    To OP,

    When I was 20 I was in the exact same situation as you.

    Now I'm 40 and nothing's changed.

    I wish I had had the wherewithal to use Boards to sort out my life when I was a young man.


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    #39
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsOXnZsOTg


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    #40
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I know what you mean about life OP. I mean from my perspective I look at it like this: I don't want to see a ghost. It's a sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news. Life, Oh Life!

    Do you know what I mean?

    Enough with that song.

    I've already stated in a previously thread how much I hate that f*ckin song.

    Go on, sing it again and see what will happen, (In all honesty probably nothing to yourself, but I'll get so angry I'll shot the neighbours cat, or dog, or whatever bastard I come across first)


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    #41
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Please lock this thread now so everyone one posted seriously on the matter can be forever shamed. :)


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    #42
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    the keen edge wrote: »
    Enough with that song.

    I've already stated in a previously thread how much I hate that f*ckin song.

    Oh I'm soooooooooo sorry. :)

    I'll take you up on a dare,
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I'll be there,
    Bungee jumping, I don't care!


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    #43
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Trashbat wrote: »
    Haha, OP got Caught!

    I'm a little slow today though, all the people giving genuine advice about looking at FAS courses and looking to move out and what not are in on a big ironic conspiracy and did actually get the spongebob joke, right?

    I was never going to deny this was a copypasta.


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    #44
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You'll be grand after a good noisy **** and a few beverages.


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    #45
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Oh I'm soooooooooo sorry. :)

    I'll take you up on a dare,
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I'll be there,
    Bungee jumping, I don't care!

    I'd rather have a piece of toast


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    #46
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Oh I'm soooooooooo sorry. :)

    I'll take you up on a dare,
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I'll be there,
    Bungee jumping, I don't care!

    Congratulations, you are now responsible for yet another killing spree spurned forth by the lyrical mindf*ck that is Des'ree.

    The rampage will commence right after Nationwide, love that show.


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    #47
    evercloserunion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    I'm completely sick of my life. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire people who didn't do the Leaving. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous girl. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.
    Anyone got a worse life than me? I doubt it.
    Maybe you'd have more friends if you didn't go around ripping your pants all the time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1PXKoYlI0&feature=related


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    #48
    ch750536
    Registered Users Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    You missed '& I am in the closet'


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    #49
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    evercloserunion wrote: »
    Maybe you'd have more friends if you didn't go around ripping your pants all the time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1PXKoYlI0&feature=related

    WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT D:


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    #50
    aine-maire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭aine-maire


    Tch, but Spongebob is happy.
    Not funny op. :mad:


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    #51
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    President Dr. Leary has a few words of advice for you:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ


    Yes, there are people with a worse life than you. Even been to Africa?

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #52
    poppyvalley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    well your spelling & punctuation are impeccable.Try your hand at short story writing


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    #53
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    :mad:

    He's right tho. It's a kip.


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    #54
    GalwayGuy92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭GalwayGuy92


    You think thats bad? My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I've never met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the f*ggot prick next door who was always beating the shíte out of me and telling me I was nothing. Its not even as if I had a choice I mean I grew up in a town with 9 frickin people in it! I kid you not!! My entire adolescence was spent moving from place to place trying to get along with people who didnt even want me.

    You think that's the worst bit? My only friend was some asian guy who was like thirty or something and only kept me around because he thought it would help him get laid or something.The only perk was that I got to hang around with this cute red-head, sure she was flat as a board but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she loved hitting me and always told me how she loved getting wet.

    But dear god the bane of my existance was this adult couple that i could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Ya they were fcuking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were I swear, this thing would NEVER shut the fcuk up!!!

    Like I said I kept moving from town to town getting into fights with kids my age, sometimes even adults.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master!!!


    **sadly I cant claim this as my own work....I found it online, thought it was a good response


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    #55
    Whyno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Whyno


    Fcuk me the personal issues forum has moved in here....


    Why dont you fcukers log on to swingers irleand or some site like that and everyone will be your friend


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    #56
    bleg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    You think that's bad? I lost a cushy job that I had, only to be given a cushier number. When I tried to get a little extra money from the job through legitimate means I was hounded by the media. Now they want me to resign and give back the money that I spent redecorating my apartment.

    I can only afford caviar three nights a week. THREE!!!


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    #57
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    GalwayGuy92 wrote: »
    You think thats bad? My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I've never met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the f*ggot prick next door who was always beating the shíte out of me and telling me I was nothing. Its not even as if I had a choice I mean I grew up in a town with 9 frickin people in it! I kid you not!! My entire adolescence was spent moving from place to place trying to get along with people who didnt even want me.

    You think that's the worst bit? My only friend was some asian guy who was like thirty or something and only kept me around because he thought it would help him get laid or something.The only perk was that I got to hang around with this cute red-head, sure she was flat as a board but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she loved hitting me and always told me how she loved getting wet.

    But dear god the bane of my existance was this adult couple that i could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Ya they were fcuking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were I swear, this thing would NEVER shut the fcuk up!!!

    Like I said I kept moving from town to town getting into fights with kids my age, sometimes even adults.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master!!!


    **sadly I cant claim this as my own work....I found it online, thought it was a good response

    Congratulations - nobody over 25 has a clue what that post is about or why it's supposed to be funny. ;)


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    #58
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Biggest financial meltdown the world has seen since the great depression and you have a job so be thankful.


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    #59
    bleg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    Biggest financial meltdown the world has seen since the great depression and you have a job so be thankful.




    But he lives on the sea floor!!!!!!


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    #60
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    I'm completely sick of my life. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire people who didn't do the Leaving. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous girl. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.
    Anyone got a worse life than me? I doubt it.
    Yeah, but my 7 month old fcuking loves you!


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    #61
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I hear ya about life OP!

    Instead of a pirate shouting "Are ya ready kids?" at the start of each episode he should really be shouting "Are ya ready for disappointment kids?"


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