Dubs visiting provincial towns

Mint Sauce

So we dont have 30 subway stores, 17 mcdonalds, an intergrated transport system, actully scrap that one, neither do you. the night club is the hotel function room. not all of them have traffic lights so you have to excuss some of the culchies when they visit the big smoke and get thrown by the flashing red, green and amber lights. please dont give out when you cant get your choca mocka lucka coffee yolk, will nescafe or lyons tea do. You see, we simply dont have the demand, we dont have the same number of cars, people etc.

thats why you visit the country, to get away from it all, so chill out, 48hrs wont kill ya without your 3g phone.


ps, am not a culchie or even a townie for that mater, born and raised a city lad so can see both sides

Biggins

I feel like I have jumped into the middle of someone's conversation!

Could you start at the beginning again please?

Exar Khun

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Yawn

BraziliaNZ

most provincial towns provide a good choice of coffees these days you'll find

Gummy Panda

But OP do people living in provincial towns think its okay to eat da poo poo

Collie D

WTF are you ****ing about? You're a city lad so see both sides of the story, what does that mean?

PS Provincial towns blow, I include Swords in that

El Siglo

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

most provincial towns provide a good choice of coffees these days you'll find

Yeh, in Offaly we got this new fandangled yoke they call "espresso"... news to me! Adds to the list of coffee's available, three.:pac:

easyeason3

And I hear they have the television these days too :rolleyes:

Samba

Samba Towers over the OPs thread in a lofty manner whilst bearing a grin of self satisfaction..

That's the cliche you're referring to right?

Celly Smunt

easyeason3 wrote: »

And I hear they have the television these days too :rolleyes:

i hear they are scary things! boxes with talking faces!

owenc

Collie D wrote: »

WTF are you ****ing about? You're a city lad so see both sides of the story, what does that mean?

PS Provincial towns blow, I include Swords in that

Why do you have dublin as your place then?

Ruu_Old

El Siglo wrote: »

Yeh, in Offaly we got this new fandangled yoke they call "espresso"... news to me! Adds to the list of coffee's available, three.:pac:

tell ya sumthin tho, lad, it goes well with a hang sangwich and a package of crisps!

owenc

pmcmahon wrote: »

i hear they are scary things! boxes with talking faces!

We are not that bloody stupid.:mad:

Biggins

pmcmahon wrote: »

i hear they are scary things! boxes with talking faces!

Yea. Bosco! :eek:

easyeason3

pmcmahon wrote: »

i hear they are scary things! boxes with talking faces!

But that Anne Doyle off the news looks like she could pull a calf from a heifer in trouble! A fine cut of a woman!

Celly Smunt

owenc wrote: »

We are not that bloody stupid.:mad:

step too far?

owenc

easyeason3 wrote: »

But that Anne Doyle off the news looks like she could pull a calf from a heifer in trouble! A fine cut of a woman!

What is a heifer? Why can't you lot use normal that other people can understand instead of really stupid words that i have never heard in my life.

owenc

pmcmahon wrote: »

step too far?

Excuse me? You should expect that when you try to wind people up.

jordan..

rural people seem to be suffering with a inferiority complex around here. Why do you constantly have to justify yourselves.
Nobody cares about your little towns

alwaysadub

You do know phones work down the country as well these days OP..

Celly Smunt

owenc wrote: »

Excuse me? You should expect that when you try to wind people up.

sorry

easyeason3

owenc wrote: »

What is a heifer? Why can't you lot use normal that other people can understand instead of really stupid words that i have never heard in my life.

A heifer is what could be on your plate the next time you have a burger. She also goes MOO!!!!!

owenc

alwaysadub wrote: »

You do know phones work down the country as well these days OP..

yes, we need them to get on the internet.:D

owenc

easyeason3 wrote: »

A heifer is what could be on your plate the next time you have a burger. She also goes MOO!!!!!

It must be a cow then??

easyeason3

owenc wrote: »

It must be a cow then??

Well you'ed have some pulling ahead of you to get a calf out of a bull so yes, you could say cow.

alwaysadub

owenc wrote: »

yes, we need them to get on the internet.:D

Yep exactly! I can only take calls on my mobile in my house when i'm standing in the one spot in the hall,otherwise the signal is crap,but it still works like!

lil'bug

ah ffs who really cares????? Dublin people will always hate country people and country people will allways hate Dublin people

get over it!!!!!!!!!!! if we all lived in Dublin/rest of Ireland who would we hate?????

easyeason3

lil'bug wrote: »

ah ffs who really cares????? Dublin people will always hate country people and country people will allways hate Dublin people

get over it!!!!!!!!!!! if we all lived in Dublin/rest of Ireland who would we hate?????

The English.

owenc

alwaysadub wrote: »

Yep exactly! I can only take calls on my mobile in my house when i'm standing in the one spot in the hall,otherwise the signal is crap,but it still works like!

You must be using a very bad network or your living wayy out in the country because i can get 6 bars here with o2.

InkSlinger67

Thread needs more rabble rabble

owenc

easyeason3 wrote: »

The English.

I think i'm going to hate the irish now.

lil'bug

easyeason3 wrote: »

The English.

i'm half English so every one can just hate me

Hank_Jones

Remember was in a shop down the country once and a lad came in asking for a tin of Coke and a pack of King Tayto.
Those were the days...when boggers were boggers.

easyeason3

owenc wrote: »

I think i'm going to hate the irish now.

Sorry, should I have said the Brits???

owenc

easyeason3 wrote: »

Sorry, should I have said the Brits???

I'm not english, you should keep english , don't even dare think about saying british.

easyeason3

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Remember was in a shop down the country once and a lad came in asking for a tin of Coke and a pack of King Tayto.
Those were the days...when boggers were boggers.

My favourite:
A bottle of pop & a package o' taytos

super_furry

Hank_Jones wrote: »

King Tayto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

Nerds! Boggers!

phasers

Nescafe?
Ewww!

Also this thread kind of sucks because rather than promote yourselves in a positive way you're just telling Dubs that you haven't got any of the stuff we do...

I like the beach to "get away from it all", you can keep your cows thanks

Hank_Jones

lil'bug wrote: »

i'm half English so every one can just hate me

Rabble rabble 700 years rabble rabble.

Nah it's alright, don't think I want to hate you.
John Terry on the other hand....

muffy

Collie D wrote: »

WTF are you ****ing about? You're a city lad so see both sides of the story, what does that mean?

PS Provincial towns blow, I include Swords in that

Ah Swords, the last bastion before the big smoke. It is truly a provincial town on a Dublin scale. I refuse to go out there even though my friends think its "great to see everyone you know all the time". No, it is not. Taxi to the city centre please.

jordan..

owenc wrote: »

I think i'm going to hate the irish now.

why are you english??

owenc

jordan.. wrote: »

why are you english??

No but i live in the same country as them so thats offensive!

murf313

owenc wrote: »

I think i'm going to hate the irish now.

2151 posts and owenc still doesn't understand afterhours or sarcasm.....:rolleyes:

BTW your not english, your from N. Ireland. So your either irish or n. irish!

Abrasax

owenc wrote: »

No but i live in the same country as them so thats offensive!

So, you live in England with the English?

easyeason3

owenc wrote: »

No but i live in the same country as them so thats offensive!

How is that offensive?

ejmaztec

owenc wrote: »

We are not that bloody stupid.:mad:

When one my Kerry cousins first saw a TV, she said "there's a man in the wireless!":o




she was 3 though.

Mint Sauce

Collie D wrote: »

WTF are you ****ing about? You're a city lad so see both sides of the story, what does that mean?

PS Provincial towns blow, I include Swords in that

because i have lived (born and raised) in a city, and have lived in the country, so i can appriciate having everything on my doorstep to having do without some things, and can maybe see why people from the country can be over awed when the visit the bigsmoke

owenc

Abrasax wrote: »

So, you live in England with the English?

No i live in the United Kingdom, which england is in.

murf313

owenc wrote: »

No i live in the United Kingdom, which england is in.

The united kingdom is not a country...........:rolleyes:

jordan..

owenc wrote: »

No but i live in the same country as them so thats offensive!

No you dont live in england! You live in N Ireland!

I am Irish, I live in the Republic of Ireland!

How are you not sure of your identity??

Micky Dolenz

owenc wrote: »

No i live in the United Kingdom, which england is in.

And That has nothing to do with Dubs visiting provincial towns, so leave it there and stop derailing the thread please.