Briton dies at 'Europe's most perverted dominatrix

Paddy Samurai

A British man has died following a sado-masochistic sex session with a woman who claims to be "Europe's most perverted dominatrix".
The 58-year-old client, who drove a BMW car, collapsed in a shower after an “intense session” with prostitutes calling themselves Mistress Lucrezia and Mistress Juno, at their villa near Brecht, Belgium.
It is believed he may have died after being given nitrous oxide to act as an anaesthetic to the “extreme pain” administered by the women.
They have been arrested and charged with assault and battery leading to death, without intent to kill.

Consenting adults,so she will probably get off :eek:.........I wonder will the publicity increase or decrease the amount of customers dying to see her.:o

And she did warn him.

I'm sadistic, intelligent and perverse. In my nature, I'm a sadist of the worst kind."

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/briton-dies-at-europes-most-perverted-dominatrix-2233958.html

Biggins

Where are these pair operating from?
I want to pay for Cowen, Gormless and Harney to pay them a visit!

...O' and Jackie Healy Rea too!

alwaysadub

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

AnonoBoy

Why is it important that he drove a BMW?

Dravokivich

Keypoints:

1: drove a BMW car

2: collapsed in a shower

What ever you do, don't drive BMW's and shower!

MidlandsM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......least he went off happy, black and blue, but happy.

Dravokivich

Biggins wrote: »

Where are these pair operating from?
I want to pay for Cowen, Gormless and Harney to pay them a visit!

...O' and Jackie Healy Rea too!

Mistress Lucrezia and Mistress Juno, at their villa near Brecht, Belgium

They're in Belgium...

Paddy Samurai

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

I think they are saying that all BMW drivers are Masochists.Driving one is usually a dead give away.:)

alwaysadub

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

I think they are saying that all BMW drivers are Masochists.Driving one is usually a dead give away.:)

My ex drove a BMW

oh,wait....yep i think you're right :pac:

Dudess

The Indo usually makes mention of a mother being a lone parent when it's got nothing to do with the story whatsoever. Now it's switched the goal-posts to BMW drivers - maybe it's expressing a lack of tolerance for people who buy flash cars? Strange though, seeing as its Sunday rag seems to worship at that particular altar...

Biggins

Dravokivich wrote: »

They're in Belgium...

Darn.

They might like it too...

Dravokivich

Biggins wrote: »

Darn.

They might like it too...

yeah... dirty ole codgers the lot of'em... Sure... you couldn't believe with the high expenses Harney has on chocolates that she didn't have someone rub it all over her as well!

Paddy Samurai

Dudess wrote: »

The Indo usually makes mention of a mother being a lone parent when it's got nothing to do with the story whatsoever. Now it's switched the goal-posts to BMW drivers - maybe it's expressing a lack of tolerance for people who buy flash cars? Strange though, seeing as its Sunday rag seems to worship at that particular altar...

In the current economic climate ..............maybe only people in flash cars can afford professional dominatrix's?.Maybe it's a guilt thing,beat me up i have money?.

"But after her arrival here there were suddenly all these expensive cars arriving, many with foreign license plates.

jonsnow

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Consenting adults,so she will probably get off :eek:.........I wonder will the publicity increase or decrease the amount of customers dying to see her.:o

And she did warn him.
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/briton-dies-at-europes-most-perverted-dominatrix-2233958.html

Hes the one who got off.He came and went at the same time

recylingbin

who drove a BMW car,

Wow, he must have been a billionaire.

stovelid

Subliminal warning:

(B)elgian (M)asochist (W)oman

/yes, I know she's technically the sadism component. Fu[/]ck off.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

They are just letting you know he was a príck without telling you that :P


This is a joke...

Pyr0

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

I think it was to imply that he could have been some sort of business man or something to that extent.

Nulty

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

EVERYTHING!

BMW drivers are some of the worst people in the world. Total jerks!

NoHornJan

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

It was his calling card. British Masochistic Wanker.

Sykk

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why is it important that he drove a BMW?

Black Mans Willy.. Ofcourse it's relevant.

Chiorino

She's a bit rough looking too. First thought when I saw a pic of her was definate tranny. Not posting a link to the gallery cos there's a few pics that will get me in trouble

Abrasax

Mistress Juno, huh?
Juno and the Flayed Cock.

Roomic Cube

Heading to belgium in less then a week! must check this sh!t out

orourkeda

Roomic Cube wrote: »

Heading to belgium in less then a week! must check this sh!t out

Bring a whip and a can of oil.

You could be in for a hard night.

bonerm

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

It indicates that we shouldn't feel sorry about his death.

Big Nasty

It is believed he may have died after being given nitrous oxide

Vin Diesel must be ****tin' himself!

Nodin

Dudess wrote: »

The Indo usually makes mention of a mother being a lone parent when it's got nothing to do with the story whatsoever. Now it's switched the goal-posts to BMW drivers - maybe it's expressing a lack of tolerance for people who buy flash cars? Strange though, seeing as its Sunday rag seems to worship at that particular altar...

Its actually just a reprint of a telegraph article.

The significance of the BMW is that it shows the person who died can be considered of significant enough wealth to be seen as a loss to society.

Lando Griffin

Nodin wrote: »

Its actually just a reprint of a telegraph article.

The significance of the BMW is that it shows the person who died can be considered of significant enough wealth to be seen as a loss to society.

Must have been a 5 series so.

The_Minister

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Consenting adults,so she will probably get off :eek:.........I wonder will the publicity increase or decrease the amount of customers dying to see her.:o

And she did warn him.
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/briton-dies-at-europes-most-perverted-dominatrix-2233958.html

That isn't the silver bullet some people think it is - consent doesn't excuse something like this in the eyes of British law - I would imagine Belgium is the same.

skyhighflyer

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Consenting adults,so she will probably get off :eek:.........I wonder will the publicity increase or decrease the amount of customers dying to see her.:o

And she did warn him.
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/briton-dies-at-europes-most-perverted-dominatrix-2233958.html

To paraphrase a family guy quote:

Peter: Oh no, you're not getting a BMW

Lois: Why not?

Peter: I once knew a guy who bought a BMW. Then - BAM - 10 years later, killed by a dominatrix.

cranky bollix

heres the culprit
http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

NoHornJan

B.M.W. Be My Whipperslapper.

Jev/N

The_Minister wrote: »

That isn't the silver bullet some people think it is - consent doesn't excuse something like this in the eyes of British law - I would imagine Belgium is the same.

Yeah, if I remember correctly, there was a case here where a husband and wife were charged for assault against eachother after the police found some kinky tape of them doing some crazy shizzle - can't remember the exact details though! :pac:

Genrikh Yagoda

cranky bollix wrote: »

heres the culprit
http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

She considers herself to be a "Creative artist and perverted sadist"

Parents must be proud

Dave147

It might have been a battered '95 316..

Dravokivich

cranky bollix wrote: »

heres the culprit
http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

she looks like a man!

mikom

Let that be a lesson to ya......... Never use "more" as your safety word

up for anything

cranky bollix wrote: »

heres the culprit
http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

er, perhaps a not work safe warning wouldn't go astray. It may seem obvious butt......


Intentional misspelling.

Pittens

Consenting adults,so she will probably get off

It's been mentioned already but you can't consent to being killed, or to grievous body harm. Anyway, its unlikely he agreed to die.

( If he died of wounds she is going to jail. If it was a heart attack she has some recourse).

orourkeda

Pittens wrote: »

It's been mentioned already but you can't consent to being killed, or to grievous body harm. Anyway, its unlikely he agreed to die.

( If he died of wounds she is going to jail. If it was a heart attack she has some recourse).

Imagine getting lashed so hard that you end up having a heart attack. Giggidy.

Paddy Samurai

The 58-year-old client, who drove a BMW car, collapsed in a shower after an “intense session” with prostitutes calling themselves Mistress Lucrezia and Mistress Juno, at their villa near Brecht, Belgium.

Hope is was'nt golden.:eek:

On her website, she even offers scat play... Kinky bitch.

Brendog

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

His car was a warning..... BMW ---- Beware of Masochistic Women

doctorchick

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

Nothing probably, but he was the boss of a motorsport company (RPM motorsport), so its probably someone trying to put some subtle link into fast cars and the guy............or maybe not

Tar.Aldarion

Pittens wrote: »

It's been mentioned already but you can't consent to being killed, or to grievous body harm. Anyway, its unlikely he agreed to die.

( If he died of wounds she is going to jail. If it was a heart attack she has some recourse).

should be able to, I'd love some unreal tournament on tv

bonerm

Deleted User wrote: »

On her website, she even offers scat play... Kinky bitch.

Call me judgemental but I've always wondered what happens in a mans life that makes him suddenly want to be tied up on stirrips with metal clamps attached to his two-veg whilst some loony shouts abusive slogans at him?

Plus if you really wanted that sort of treatment you could just commit an act of terrorism on US soil and your reward would be to have it daily for free.

NoHornJan

beat me witless.

Capt'n Midnight

bonerm wrote: »

Call me judgemental but I've always wondered what happens in a mans life that makes him suddenly want to be tied up on stirrips with metal clamps attached to his two-veg whilst some loony shouts abusive slogans at him?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan conservative MP for Eastleigh

and of course grashopper himself

Plus if you really wanted that sort of treatment you could just commit an act of terrorism on US soil and your reward would be to have it daily for free.

the US doesn't use know the safe word

Giselle

cranky bollix wrote: »

heres the culprit
http://www.mistresslucrezia.eu/content.html

Had to laugh at your username coming up with the link.:)

I looked through the site. Wish I hadn't tbh.

NoHornJan

alwaysadub wrote: »

What's the fact that he drove a BMW got to do with anything..

be my [EMAIL="w@nker"]w@[/email]nker.