Do You 'Facebook Stalk'?

brummytom

I do, mainly because I've fuck all else to do. It's good for finding out when 'mates' have had parties you didn't get an invite to, finding pictures of fit girls and just general perving.

So, do you?



/waits for Facebook-bashing

alwaysadub

Yeah!
Only when i'm bored though...which is quite a lot these days.

Trashbat

Its no replacement for real life stalking. Much more of a thrill factor.

Nanoc

who doesnt!

Lmao_Man

I don't stalk,but I do stalk this person :

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Kiera

Nope. Dont have a FB account.

Smcgie

Kiera wrote: »

Nope. Dont have a FB account.

What about a FCUKBOOK account?

Hank_Jones

Thankfully, I don't even know what Facebook stalking is.

Those sort of sites make my skin crawl.
Input your information here so you we can figure out what kind of consumer you are....

monkeyfudge

Added a girl I met briefly in Galway a few weeks back out of politeness.

Next thing I know I have about 20 notifications reading 'so and so' has commented on a photo of you...

She gone back through about 2 years of photos... and yes it is a tad creepy.

Kiera

Smcgie wrote: »

What about a FCUKBOOK account?

I call that my phone.

Hank_Jones

Kiera wrote: »

I call that my phone.

Everyone else calls it your phone as well.

SV

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Added a girl I met briefly in Galway a few weeks back out of politeness.

Next thing I know I have about 20 notifications reading 'so and so' has commented on a photo of you...

She gone back through about 2 years of photos... and yes it is a tad creepy.

she wants you inside her, no doubt about it~!

Dudess

Not really - now and again I see someone commenting on the same thing as myself and think "Oh, they seem funny/interesting/sound/hot" and click on their profile... but it's usually restricted - possibly due to fears that their funniness/interestingness/soundness/hotness will attract stalkers.

anniehoo

Lmao_Man wrote: »

I don't stalk,but I do stalk this person :

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

I got done ..again!Im soo feckin stupid i scare myself

Lmao_Man

anniehoo wrote: »

I got done ..again!Im soo feckin stupid i scare myself

Pwned

Smcgie

Kiera wrote: »

I call that my phone.

Oh a Fcukbook account with a vibrater.

Bold girl

.SONIC.

yah i facebook stalk!!

only a few people though, but i suppose that makes it soo much worse!!:(

GavRedKing

Yes, everybody that has a Facebook account has done it at some stage.

You would see a buddy has a hot friend you dont know and clcik away then you find yourself looking through their pics or freidns and so the cycle goes on and on.

bonerm

I don't facebook-stalk but I would definitely like to learn how.

massdebater

yep it's the only reason i joined FB!

handy for finding out if someone's available or not. when on a nite out and chatting to a girl, find out her full name, quick trip to the jacks, FB on the fone and their "relationship status" is usually displayed without having to add her as a friend.

saves that awkward situation of having to find out if she's fair game or not

RolandIRL

No, because i have a life, and that life is BOARDS

Kiera

massdebater wrote: »

yep it's the only reason i joined FB!

handy for finding out if someone's available or not. when on a nite out and chatting to a girl, find out her full name, quick trip to the jacks, FB on the fone and their "relationship status" is usually displayed without having to add her as a friend.

saves that awkward situation of having to find out if she's fair game or not

Please tell me you're joking? That's some scary shít right there!

derfderf

I always thought it was called grooming.

mathie

massdebater wrote: »

yep it's the only reason i joined FB!

handy for finding out if someone's available or not. when on a nite out and chatting to a girl, find out her full name, quick trip to the jacks, FB on the fone and their "relationship status" is usually displayed without having to add her as a friend.

saves that awkward situation of having to find out if she's fair game or not

I too often go to the jacks and browse Facebook.

Standard Toaster

massdebater wrote: »

yep it's the only reason i joined FB!

handy for finding out if someone's available or not. when on a nite out and chatting to a girl, find out her full name, quick trip to the jacks, FB on the fone and their "relationship status" is usually displayed without having to add her as a friend.

saves that awkward situation of having to find out if she's fair game or not

Creepy!

Just use a line like "Ah if you were single, I'd ask for your phone number"....'awkward' situation averted.

/checks massdebater on facebook

Banned Account

I sometimes get a stalk on facebook.

Abi

Kiera wrote: »

Nope. Dont have a FB account.

Same.

Kiera wrote: »

I call that my phone.

Same

massdebater wrote: »

yep it's the only reason i joined FB!

handy for finding out if someone's available or not. when on a nite out and chatting to a girl, find out her full name, quick trip to the jacks, FB on the fone and their "relationship status" is usually displayed without having to add her as a friend.

saves that awkward situation of having to find out if she's fair game or not

Ew.

Delicate_Dlite

I can honestly say I've never fb stalked.

However bumped into an ex a while a back at a mutual friend's bday, He admitted fb stalking me,...and he seemed more than a lil put out that I hadn't fb stalked him.

Did I break some rule, are we now expected to fb stalk?

Prof.Badass

Abigayle wrote: »

Ew.

Hows it ew?

All he said was he checks her relationship status. He goes to the jacks cause it's a handy excuse to leave momentarily and she can't follow him in there while he checks her relationship status.

Unless you were thinking something else, in which case you have a filthy mind :P.

weiland79

derfderf wrote: »

I always thought it was called grooming.

No no no, that's on Bebo.

ScumLord

I hate facebook now, I do my best to avoid it whenever I can. Facebook has replaced the pub in small towns. Every Tom dick and Gertrude is on it gossiping and gawping at photos and it's not like you can say no to the friend request or the ***** will hold a ****ing grudge against you. Now people think I'm a prick because I don't reply to every stupid flippant remark they make about the most inane shyte.

The only reason I signed up to facebook was to talk to people I'd met through couchsurfing and backpacking but now they hate me too because I'm ignoring them along with every other silage eater in this town. What fecking ejit thought it would be a good idea to give farmers access to the internet?! :mad:

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

Please tell me you're joking? That's some scary shít right there!

better than the ones who assume every female is available and make a nuisance of themselves

biko

If stalking is looking at friends pics but not anyone in particular then yes.
If no then no.

PeterIanStaker

No, how would you like it if someone was doing it to you?

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm more or less with Dudess in so far as I'll see someone interesting in a reply and go to their profile.

But when I get a new friend on FB I immediately stalk their photos, so I'm a stalker of sorts.

Apolloyon

No. Just think about it. If you took the word Facebook out of the thread title, how acceptable would it be?

And if you think it's just fine, just think about all the people 'facebook stalking' you? Nice isn't it?

Oh and no, none of them are 'hawt'. Sorry!;)

banshee_bones

I don't stalk... I observe!

:pac:

Standard Toaster

I think I'll delete my Facebook account. Load of shíte

No, I don't care about your fcukin turnips on your farm

Dudess

Meh, the only thing worse than being stalked on Facebook is not being stalked on Facebook...

Amira Wet Banister wrote: »

when I get a new friend on FB I immediately stalk their photos, so I'm a stalker of sorts.

I wouldn't consider that stalking though - they're effectively saying to you by giving you access to their account and not restricting their photos "Here, take a look at my pics".

DJMG92

who doesnt!!

galwayrush

Just did it, feels bloody creepy.

Cheap Thrills!

I don't.

I'm well suprised at everyone saying they do, I just don't get time or else I'm not very interested in my fellow humans.

Or else my FB 'friends' are not interesting to me or in me.........ur...:(


Edit: Plus I thought people would be able to tell if your viewed their stuff...

massdebater

Kiera wrote: »

Please tell me you're joking? That's some scary shít right there!

nope not joking. by the way, what's ur surname kiera (ahem )

Gummy Panda

I don't use Facebook. I removed the Facebook app of my phone as well.

Facebook is a load of toss

Kiera

massdebater wrote: »

nope not joking. by the way, what's ur surname kiera (ahem )

Here you go, honey.

vancough123

theres no point in anyone sayin they dont...everyone does it basicaly.

Sea Sharp

Posted on a friends wall:

My favorite hobby:
Going through my friend list and trying to decide who's holiday photos I should **** over next.

Abi

Prof.Badass wrote: »

All he said was he checks her relationship status. He goes to the jacks cause it's a handy excuse to leave momentarily and she can't follow him in there while he checks her relationship status.

Heres a mad notion... he could ask her?

Unless you were thinking something else, in which case you have a filthy mind :P.

Yes, yes I do. The name is Abiphile, pleased to meet you

Asphyxia

Everyone Facebooks stalks now and again, although I haven't been using Facebook much these days.

massdebater

Kiera wrote: »

Here you go, honey.

Dammit!

ah well i don't care, FB is still quite useful. also helps if you want to check out to see what that girl from last nite looks like in real life






and if she's sexy, she's getting a good stalking...

Kiera

massdebater wrote: »

Dammit!

ah well i don't care, FB is still quite useful. also helps if you want to check out to see what that girl from last nite looks like in real life






and if she's sexy, she's getting a good stalking...

Instead of a phone call?