Asshole neighbours-what to do?

mehmeh12

Pretentious women are having a gay tea party in back garden-disturbing everyone else-what should i do?

Cookie_Monster

join them, see where it goes

bonerm

Stick out your pinky .

mehmeh12

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

join them, see where it goes

Eh no i will not join those old biddies ta

WindSock

Have a gay bbq and invite all your mates around. That'll show 'em.

jimmycrackcorm

Play some erasure music loudly

AnonoBoy

Get a job and stop sitting around the house all day.

Bajingo

Have some kind of tea party-off..beat those biddies at their own game..

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Vuvuzela.

thebigbiffo

start a fire in your back garden if it's down wind of said tea party

L.Jenkins

Get them a male stripper.

mehmeh12

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Get a job and stop sitting around the house all day.

Why do you think im online for duh

PeterIanStaker

Bagpipe recital?

bonerm

Invite an ethnic minority or tracksuit wearing family to come live with you. That should bring down the value of your neighbours house and teach them a valuable lesson.

Banned Account

Print pr0n, throw it over fence, walk around naked stroking your knob and repeating loudly

"Show me your vulvas beeeeeatches"

stovelid

Run your hand under the tap and then stick your finger in a plug socket.

i like lamp

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Why do you think im online for duh

don't say duh!! unless your a teenager :rolleyes:

super_furry

Drink bleach at them.

Wazdakka

Stage 1 - Poo in a plastic bag and heat it in the microwave.
Stage 2 - Fling it over the fence at their tea party.
Stage 3 - Profit..

Cheap Thrills!

Go around, bring some hash cakes on a pretty plate with a doiley on. They should be asleep in their earl grey within minutes....or some hilarity will ensue.

Either way...win/win !

Unique User Name

Invite female strippers to yours. Once they see the boobies they'll be outta there. I hear they especially hate minge

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

Wazdakka

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Go around, bring some hash cakes on a pretty plate with a doiley on. They should be asleep in their earl grey within minutes....or some hilarity will ensue.

Either way...win/win !

Oooorrrrrrr...

Smoke the hash, then vegetate on the couch listening to Frank Zappa and not give a fúck about next doors bloody tea party.

mehmeh12

Ive put on really loud music-indie stuff like the editors. I hope they take the hint. Was a perfectly nice day till they came along and ruined it with their great knobbness beyond all belief. See my post in ranting and raving-entitled 'middle aged old women'.

bossa_nova

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Ive put on really loud music-indie stuff like the editors. I hope they take the hint. Was a perfectly nice day till they came along and ruined it with their great knobbness beyond all belief. See my post in ranting and raving-entitled 'middle aged old women'.

..........meh

mehmeh12

bossa_nova wrote: »

..........meh

Your funny

It wasn't me!

Nobody yet said "mind your own business"? No?

mudokon

starbelgrade

Start a Facebook campaign.

Doyler92

Get something like a chainsaw and cut through the wall of the room they are sitting in. Should make most of them never go back to the house.

And the plus side is you will have more space in that room.

Banned Account

Doyler92 wrote: »

Get something like a chainsaw and cut through the wall of the room they are sitting in. Should make most of them never go back to the house.

And the plus side is you will have more space in that room.

Oh goodie, a riddle "What's like a chainsaw, can cut through walls and make most of someone never go back to a house ... hmmm ...

Also Starring LeVar Burton

I wish the worst my neighbours did was have tea partys... I have to put up with c*nts spending entire afternoons/evenings revving their motorcycles in their driveways for no apparent reason apart from the aforementioned c*ntiness...
How exactly is their tea party bothering you? Sounds to me like you've got a case of the stuck-up-git-itis...

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CaptainNegative wrote: »

I wish the worst my neighbours did was have tea partys... I have to put up with c*nts spending entire afternoons/evenings revving their motorcycles in their driveways for no apparent reason apart from the aforementioned c*ntiness...
How exactly is their tea party bothering you? Sounds to me like you've got a case of the stuck-up-git-itis...

OP is one of the retired PG Tips chimps, watching anything tea-party related is traumatic as is playing the piano and moving house.

Beruthiel

CaptainNegative wrote: »

How exactly is their tea party bothering you?

They didn't invite him round, hence the sulks.

starbelgrade

CaptainNegative wrote: »

I wish the worst my neighbours did was have tea partys... I have to put up with c*nts spending entire afternoons/evenings revving their motorcycles in their driveways for no apparent reason apart from the aforementioned c*ntiness...
How exactly is their tea party bothering you? Sounds to me like you've got a case of the stuck-up-git-itis...

They must be slurping their tea very loudly. That can be an absolute headwreck if you suffer badly from the ghey.

El Weirdo

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Ive put on really loud music-indie stuff like the editors. I hope they take the hint. Was a perfectly nice day till they came along and ruined it with their great knobbness beyond all belief. See my post in ranting and raving-entitled 'middle aged old women'.

Pfft. Poor man's Interpol.

bonerm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Pfft. Poor man's Interpol.

Pffft, poor man's Joy Division.

El Weirdo

bonerm wrote: »

Pffft, poor man's Joy Division.

Touché.

nobby grande

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

OP is one of the retired PG Tips chimps, watching anything tea-party related is traumatic as is playing the piano and moving house.

Bravo Fitzcaraldo - first post made me smile - second one had me laughing.

OP - you have a problem with some auld ones drinking tea in the garden next door, grow some gonads and either

a - ask them to keep it down, you are studying.

b - tell them to shut the f*ck up, you work nights and need some sleep

c - Ignore them, they'll be gone soon and you can get back to whatever it is you need all that silence for. you a Tai - chi master or sumptin?

mehmeh12

CaptainNegative wrote: »

I wish the worst my neighbours did was have tea partys... I have to put up with c*nts spending entire afternoons/evenings revving their motorcycles in their driveways for no apparent reason apart from the aforementioned c*ntiness...
How exactly is their tea party bothering you? Sounds to me like you've got a case of the stuck-up-git-itis...

Look this obviously AH but i think its safe to say that everyone has at some point in their lives every poster here has encounterd some asshole piece of **** who just happens to live next door. For the record of about 30 houses in my neighborhood its only these 2 i have a problem with-everyone else is normal. Most people just know how to act among other people. Its these pretentious bitches who act like they own the place that pisses me off.

Archeron

Heave your 42" TV in place so they can see it from next door and play "two girls one cup" on repeat. That should work.
Make sure you record the reactions.

mrDerek

ask another internet forum for advice

reallyrose

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Look this obviously AH but i think its safe to say that everyone has at some point in their lives every poster here has encounterd some asshole piece of **** who just happens to live next door. For the record of about 30 houses in my neighborhood its only these 2 i have a problem with-everyone else is normal. Most people just know how to act among other people. Its these pretentious bitches who act like they own the place that pisses me off.

If it's their house, they probably do own the place. (Or one of them does anyway)

Also Starring LeVar Burton

reallyrose wrote: »

If it's their house, they probably do own the place. (Or one of them does anyway)

Was just about to reply the exact same sentence...

mehmeh12

reallyrose wrote: »

If it's their house, they probably do own the place. (Or one of them does anyway)

You know what i mean. People acting out of line saying terrible things about the other neighbors-really nasty stuff-all within earshot of said neighbors. I guess some people are just assholes.

WindSock

mehmeh12 wrote: »

You know what i mean. People acting out of line saying terrible things about the other neighbors-really nasty stuff-all within earshot of said neighbors. I guess some people are just assholes.

Yeah, they should totally just stick to their bitchin on the internet.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

mehmeh12 wrote: »

You know what i mean. People acting out of line saying terrible things about the other neighbors-really nasty stuff-all within earshot of said neighbors. I guess some people are just assholes.

You see, this is a very different reason than a tea party... If you'd explained this sooner, it would be more clear as to why it pisses you off... What sort of things are they saying?

BumbleB

Have sex with a goat in a tutu ,and start shout yeah baby yeah! ,I love you baby! really loud.

AnonoBoy

mehmeh12 wrote: »

Why do you think im online for duh

You appear to be online to give out about a tea party next door.

There ain't no jobs around these parts boy so I'd crank up editors (how polite-english-angsty of you!) and knock on over to an employment website or else you'll be measuring out your summer with afternoons of tea-parties you haven't been invited to.

mehmeh12

CaptainNegative wrote: »

You see, this is a very different reason than a tea party... If you'd explained this sooner, it would be more clear as to why it pisses you off... What sort of things are they saying?

Just really nasty **** thats unnecessary. Like im on the dole because im a waster-recession? that the single mother who lives a few houses down is total loser who dosent even have a leaving cert and that why shes a deadbeat housewife. That those immigrants across the road should go back to their home country. That this old guy who lives alone should go kill himself. I realise im painting a rather obscene picture but yeh thats what im dealing with. By comparasion it was nice and quiet before they started there little party. Is it out of line of me to expect my neighbors not to be such arseholes?

starbelgrade

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You appear to be online to give out about a tea party next door.

There ain't no jobs around these parts boy so I'd crank up editors (how polite-english-angsty of you!) and knock on over to an employment website or else you'll be measuring out your summer with afternoons of tea-parties you haven't been invited to.

I'd rather listen to the neighbours bitching than have to suffer the aural onslaught of misery & borderline depression that is the music of Editors.