Things that make you go mmmm I'd like a jump.

easyeason3

Was sitting out in the sun a while ago & had a tiny nap. I woke up & was really horny.
I get like this when I'm hungover, after a bath, sometimes after a nice stretch & when I get my hair done.

Is there anything, a little bit strange shall we say, that makes you horny?

Nodin

easyeason3 wrote: »

Is there anything, a little bit strange shall we say, that makes you horny?

Women. Vile creatures, yet they pull me in......

alwaysadub

Cold weather,warm weather, days that end in a y..

Prof.Badass

easyeason3 wrote: »

Is there anything, a little bit strange shall we say, that makes you horny?

Yeah, PICS :mad:.

Mackleton

Being slightly tipsy, but not when drunk. Odd that.

GLaDOS

Hangovers

Cavehill Red

The other half.

easyeason3

Cavehill Red wrote: »

The other half.

Sap!

PaddyBomb

I'd like a jump?

Is that the posh way of saying ya want your hole?

pebbles21

easyeason3 wrote: »

Was sitting out in the sun a while ago & had a tiny nap. I woke up & was really horny.

Hey Easyeason PM me your number and im sure i could sort you out ;)

Sam Kade

PaddyBomb wrote: »

I'd like a jump?

Is that the posh way of saying ya want your hole?

The op is a woman.

easyeason3

PaddyBomb wrote: »

I'd like a jump?

Is that the posh way of saying ya want your hole?

It's a bit like saying ride me sideways.

Genrikh Yagoda

Sophie Reade

Gannicus

easyeason3 wrote: »

It's a bit like saying ride me sideways.

I'll ride you whatever way you want, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Not hard to make me horny, looking at linoleum would make me horny

Nodin

'Howye Boss....do ye want de bit o lino for de hallway'

'cmere to me, you....'

Hank_Jones

Well, this thread descended into smut fairly quickly, even faster than normal.

Mary Harney in a bikini.

Hank Jones.....mood killer.

bronte

Hangovers -maybe cos it cures them?

If I'm doing some laundry and I catch a scent of himself's aftershave.

Wrong time of the month - :eek: This is just the universe's way of mocking women I reckon.

About three glasses of wine...not hammered, but "pleasantly pissed"

Long journeys/meetings/anything during which my mind is likely to wander.

Sam Kade

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Well, this thread descended into smut fairly quickly, even faster than normal.

Mary Harney in a bikini.

Hank Jones.....mood killer.

Way to go Hank that thought will kill their passion.

parker kent

easyeason3 wrote: »

Was sitting out in the sun a while ago & had a tiny nap. I woke up & was really horny.
I get like this when I'm hungover, after a bath, sometimes after a nice stretch & when I get my hair done.

Is there anything, a little bit strange shall we say, that makes you horny?

Women with usernames like easyeason

Also being on a train or dart with office girls when it is warm. I just love those girls!

Kiwi_knock

My Irish grinds teacher

Abrasax

A smoke of a joint usually gets me horny.

Coriolanus

Yes, for getting a haircut or otherwise "attended to". Doctors exams, opticians, anything where your'e getting a lot of intense attention.

zeus faber

Wet Hair on girlz

Abrasax

Nevore wrote: »

Yes, for getting a haircut or otherwise "attended to". Doctors exams, opticians, anything where your'e getting a lot of intense attention.

Yeah, like getting a massage and having to will it to go down before she flips you over to do the front.

Cavehill Red

easyeason3 wrote: »

Sap!

Nope, just getting plenty of the hot stuff that I love, ta for asking.

Jaxxy

Hangovers.
Sitting over the wheel on the bus.
Not wearing any knickers.
Showers.
After a couple of drinks.
Getting my hair washed in the salon.

...This thread.

Parsley

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Hangovers.
Sitting over the wheel on the bus.
Not wearing any knickers.
Showers.
After a couple of drinks.
Getting my hair washed in the salon.

...This thread.

...this post

SugarHigh

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Hangovers.
Sitting over the wheel on the bus.
Not wearing any knickers.
Showers.
After a couple of drinks.
Getting my hair washed in the salon.

...This thread.

At first I was picturing a steering wheel and I was like whaaaat?

Jaxxy

SugarHigh wrote: »

At first I was picturing a steering wheel and I was like whaaaat?

Nooo, the other wheel. Steering wheel sounds impossibly kinky.

laugh

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Nooo, the other wheel. Steering wheel sounds impossibly kinky.

What are ranty panties?

Jaxxy

laugh wrote: »

What are ranty panties?

Something I wear when I'm angry. :P

Tar.Aldarion

I find breathing.

also navels >_>

laugh

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Something I wear when I'm angry. :P

Thorns on the outside and a padlock?

DirtyDubliner

A fit girls crotch....

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Girls with a thin figure and a little pot belly

bronte

DirtyDubliner wrote: »

A fit girls crotch....

What a first post!

laugh

DirtyDubliner wrote: »

A fit girls crotch....

Would you not be fairly well on hornynesswise by the time you got to the crotch?

Sam Kade

DirtyDubliner wrote: »

A fat girls crotch....

:eek:

Kiwi_knock

Clayton Incalculable Cornbread wrote: »

Girls with a thin figure and a little pot belly

That sounds like someone suffering from mal nutrition

Mackleton

Weekend boredom
After working out
Dressing up to go out for the evening
Smelling a guys aftershave
After taking a shower

Gummy Panda

bronte wrote: »

Wrong time of the month - :eek: This is just the universe's way of mocking women I reckon.

Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

Tar.Aldarion

/endorses towel.

Just do it
/nike

bronte

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

Oh, the art has been mastered. :pac:

Gummy Panda

bronte wrote: »

Oh, the art has been mastered. :pac:

good girl

fonecrusher1

Just seen Pamela flood doing the lottery. She looked good. Got a bit of an horn.

Just thought i'd say.

CrazyRabbit

My local primary school.












(Because of the hot sexy teacher, you dirty minded people!)

dr.bollocko

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just put a towel on the bed and have a shower afterwards.

bronte wrote: »

Oh, the art has been mastered. :pac:

Gummy Panda wrote: »

good girl

Thanks for sharing.

Tar.Aldarion

You call that sharing, hey everybody lets talk about when it all goes wrong :pac:

tony1kenobi

easyeason3 wrote: »

Is there anything, a little bit strange shall we say, that makes you horny?

Wearing a goat head.......figuratively rather than literally.......but literally too.

jiltloop

I get ridiculous hangover horns, like almost uncontrollable, but when I do get home to the gf or am home already home and get to have sex, it doesn't alleviate my hangover... well it does while I'm having sex but as soon as I cum I get a pounding headache! Still worth it though. Nothing beats the hangover horn though and sometimes it needs a few goes to satiate it.