my unique dodginess..........

denballs

this is for lc students to tell there worst F-up in the lc..........or there funny habbits..........or anything related to the lc that comes under the heading of extreme dodginess.............

mine are

when i had to break the tip off my tip ex pen from the 2 euro shop and got tip ex all over the questions of my maths paper one questions..{spent ages waitin for it to dry and scratchin it off.....................also when im stressed durin a test i tend to cross my legs.....every 10 seconds and tend to shatter non shatter rulers...........so i look like the incredible hulk dyin for a pee.

**Timbuk2**

Well during my Junior Cert Geography exam, I had many things on the table - calculator, bottle of water, answer book, map, aerial photograph and question paper, and of course my very-hard steel ruler. I somehow swiped my elbow over the desk, knocking the steel ruler onto the floor, followed closely by my calculator. This created an extremely loud noise, cue about 100 people stopping writing to look at what happened. Everybody was staring at me, and when I went to pick up my ruler off the ground, I couldn't get my short fingernails under it to pry it up (like when you drop a playing card!) so I had to slide my answer book under it and pick it up.

That was embarrassing

BarnhallBull

Had to go to to the toilet during Irish Paper 2 the other day, i'm in the furthest row from the door. Tried to wind my way through the desks but everyone had their chair pulled back so far there wasn't an inch between the desks. Walked up and down the row twice before giving up and squeezing my way behind the invigilator who stayed stubbornly in his seat... Had quite an audience by the time I reached the door!

denballs

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Well during my Junior Cert Geography exam, I had many things on the table - calculator, bottle of water, answer book, map, aerial photograph and question paper, and of course my very-hard steel ruler. I somehow swiped my elbow over the desk, knocking the steel ruler onto the floor, followed closely by my calculator. This created an extremely loud noise, cue about 100 people stopping writing to look at what happened. Everybody was staring at me, and when I went to pick up my ruler off the ground, I couldn't get my short fingernails under it to pry it up (like when you drop a playing card!) so I had to slide my answer book under it and pick it up.

That was embarrassing

well this is the lc section but due to your fabulous use of imagry and great simile about playing cards ill allow that............lol.........cant stop using that damn poetic structurisation since enlish......

denballs

BarnhallBull wrote: »

Had to go to to the toilet during Irish Paper 2 the other day, i'm in the furthest row from the door. Tried to wind my way through the desks but everyone had their chair pulled back so far there wasn't an inch between the desks. Walked up and down the row twice befor giving up and squeezing my way behind the invigilator who stayed stubbornly in his seat... Had quite an ausience by the time I reached the door!

lol.........happend to me a few times...squirted somone with there water once when they wouldnt let me through........lucky the examiner was examining his custard cream

ceol18

put my hand up to scratch my head really fast once and my pen went flying backwards about 5 seats. still not sure how

Burswood

denballs wrote: »

well this is the lc section but due to your fabulous use of imagry and great simile about playing cards ill allow that............lol.........cant stop using that damn poetic structurisation since enlish......

Do you think you did well in Enlish? :P

orlabobs

The last day going into Irish paper 1 my stomach decided to make the most huge grumble/noise ever! Everyone, and I mean everyone looked around. Then for the next half a hour it continued to make noise every now and again.....

luckily i'm not one to be really badly embarrassed, but it was still pretty cringeworthy!

KealanOCarroll

ceol18 wrote: »

put my hand up to scratch my head really fast once and my pen went flying backwards about 5 seats. still not sure how

Happened to me a few times too:o Did it once in primary school....i'll always remember....accidentally flicked a pen, flew across the room and hit the teacher in the face....needless to say she flipped a lid...got away with it tho:D

Its something to do with not holding the pen tight enough me thinks....

KealanOCarroll

not really a fúck up....or a habit....

...but our exam centres are in classrooms (Euro Language College have taken the exam halls this year) and im right beside the window in the back corner. Room is pretty stuffy these days so the windows are all open....anyway the breeze keeps getting in behind the curtain and it sortof balloons out over my desk....completely covering the desk and me....really annoying so I arrived in the last day with a pair of cable ties

....got some funny looks off the others while i was standing on my chair ziptie-ing the curtain:P

RyanK

I sneeze. REALLY LOUD.

lc2010

orlabobs wrote: »

The last day going into Irish paper 1 my stomach decided to make the most huge grumble/noise ever! Everyone, and I mean everyone looked around. Then for the next half a hour it continued to make noise every now and again.....

luckily i'm not one to be really badly embarrassed, but it was still pretty cringeworthy!

Im the same!!! In irish 2 I was there with like a half hour to go and the hall was pretty empty as all the pass lads had left. It was unreal loud and then like everyone turned around and started laughing!!.. luckily though the examiner was grand and gave me some biscuits!!

KealanOCarroll

oh yeah there ws a guy in my centre who fell asleep on monday...

...halfway through his foundation maths paper he jus let out a big nonsensical noise at the top of his voice...whole place burst out laughin...he didn wake up for another 20 mins:pac:

Captain-America

orlabobs wrote: »

The last day going into Irish paper 1 my stomach decided to make the most huge grumble/noise ever! Everyone, and I mean everyone looked around. Then for the next half a hour it continued to make noise every now and again.....

luckily i'm not one to be really badly embarrassed, but it was still pretty cringeworthy!

I do that as well. No idea why. Really fúcks up your concentration too.

orlabobs

KealanOCarroll wrote: »

oh yeah there ws a guy in my centre who fell asleep on monday...

...halfway through his foundation maths paper he jus let out a big nonsensical noise at the top of his voice...whole place burst out laughin...he didn wake up for another 20 mins:pac:

hahahahahaha!!

orlabobs

Captain-America wrote: »

I do that as well. No idea why. Really fúcks up your concentration too.

ya you're trying to quiten your stomach and hoping it won't happen again!

LadyGaga!

This was so embarrassing...

Had a panic attack during one of my exams because I thought I knew nothing (in an exam I was counting on doing extremely well in), started crying too (but I wasn't upset or sobbing or anything, kinda like what onions irritate your eyes) and everyone kept looking at me, wasted like 15 minutes in the bathroom then trying to calm down!

KealanOCarroll

LadyGaga! wrote: »

This was so embarrassing...

Had a panic attack during one of my exams because I thought I knew nothing (in an exam I was counting on doing extremely well in), started crying too (but I wasn't upset or sobbing or anything, kinda like what onions irritate your eyes) and everyone kept looking at me, wasted like 15 minutes in the bathroom then trying to calm down!

...que a fake prescription to excuse the big feckoff spliff your smokin down the back of the exam hall:D

kfpt

first exam ..english paper 1..the examiner handed out the answer booklet and then gave out the paper

me being a smart guy decided to peel the sticky thing of the answer book and then accidently stuck the paper to it ..couldnt get it off and tore the whole ****n thing

got a new one and then did the same thing at the end handing it up ..but only got the corner thank god!..could've been a disaster

seanbmc

In french today and this guy was sitting behind me. He is usually the awkward/quiet type so he's usually very nervous and shy.

So everyone is writing away when all of a sudden you hear a voice from a phone saying "Hello? Hello? Shane? Will I call you back later?" It was obviously his mam, everyone in the room heard it and turned around,while he was rumaging in his pocket to try and turn his phone off his face was bright red..even the examiner smiled :pac:

And when I was doing maths my stomach let out this huge rumble which the whole room heard! I wasn't the only one though, plenty of other people were rumbling..even the examiner which was quite funnny.

RetroRainbow

For my art exam last year, I chose to draw a still life. Material wise, I decided on using a mix of water colours, and pastels. It was going fairly well, until I had to reach for the white paint. Now at the start of the exam, I used a palette which belonged to the school and threw a lot of paint like, everywhere on it. I also used one or two school paints, one being white... or so I thought. Turns out that the 'white paint' I started using was PVA glue! I got quite a shock when I attempted to use pastels on it like half an hour later. And it just wouldn't dry! Bloody disaster.

Bob the Builder

Fell off my chair...

KealanOCarroll

Bob the Builder wrote: »

Fell off my chair...

....as ya do.....

FridaysWell

Bob the Builder wrote: »

Fell off my chair...

Did that too

Also spilled water, washing my hands, on my khaki shorts when I went for a toilet break :o Looked like I pissed my self haha...

Reckle

stomach rumbles haha are always the worst :P

phasers

During my junior cert I was on flu medication. There was a different pill for different times of the day, and a sleeping pill for night time.

My Geography exam rolls around, and it's time to take a tablet. I was pretty loopy at the time, so genius here manages to take the sleeping pill by accident.


... I did not do well.

KealanOCarroll

phasers wrote: »

During my junior cert I was on flu medication. There was a different pill for different times of the day, and a sleeping pill for night time.

My Geography exam rolls around, and it's time to take a tablet. I was pretty loopy at the time, so genius here manages to take the sleeping pill by accident.


... I did not do well.

Did ya not see it happening? the definitely take and under no circumstances take pills left beside eachother....
Dougal in the cockpit....whatever ya do just dont push that big red button:D

denballs

stomach rumbles=stomach needs liquid..........your all sweatin cause of stress and sun.......drink 7-up or pepsi..........the gas,ll make you burp a bit but will stop the growles..........you guys need to buck up on chemistry/biology:D

Lorrrrraine

I can't usually eat a lot before exams with the nerves but when I settle in I'm starving. Cue my stomach roaring all over the exam hall.
So my habit is shuffling my papers, scooting my chair and punching my clearing my throat to hide it.
Awful. I've learned to shove a sandwhich down my throat before-hand though.

Mwah

yeah my stomach always rumbles and today someone finished their French before the half hour and started to role a joint.... the examiner just looked, laughed and shook her head lol

WallyGUFC

Lorrrrraine wrote: »

I can't usually eat a lot before exams with the nerves but when I settle in I'm starving. Cue my stomach roaring all over the exam hall.
So my habit is shuffling my papers, scooting my chair and punching my clearing my throat to hide it.
Awful. I've learned to shove a sandwhich down my throat before-hand though.

Same, but I find the good old-fashioned REALLY LOUD COUGH does it. Or my maths set pencil case...give it a clatter and ya get away with it.

Keogg

In Irish paper 2 and suddenly got really thirsty - I grabbed my drink, onewitha pull open cap, pulled it openeith my teeth and took a huge gulp, only to have some if it slide down my throat and forces me to swallow that tiny bit, needed to cough with a mouthful of water and just tried to swallow the rest of it- some of it came out of my nose!!!! I was so embarrassed, looked around, and not a single person had noticed! I got lucky

Midnight_EG

English paper 1, half of our half is facing one way, and the other is facing the other way.

I sit at the back of one end, so in the middle of the room.


I leaned back to stretch, had my arms out and tried to move forward but couldn't. The guy behind me had stretched too, and we linked arms and ended up stuck for a second

orlabobs

Midnight_EG wrote: »

English paper 1, half of our half is facing one way, and the other is facing the other way.

I sit at the back of one end, so in the middle of the room.


I leaned back to stretch, had my arms out and tried to move forward but couldn't. The guy behind me had stretched too, and we linked arms and ended up stuck for a second

hehe, cue awkward moment as ye both untangle!

Paddi Jones

Fell asleep in french aural (I'm doing OL) head slipped outta my hands whacked my face off the desk (really painful, PAINFUL) got a nose bleed, and everyone laughed while I was just tearing up, makes for a great story though. Really awkward.

callaway92

Paddi Jones wrote: »

Fell asleep in french oral (I'm doing OL) head slipped outta my hands whacked my face off the desk (really painful, PAINFUL) got a nose bleed, and everyone laughed while I was just tearing up, makes for a great story though. Really awkward.

I don't believe that...you fell asleep during your oral...:rolleyes:

Paddi Jones

OL French, its tick the boxes, I'd be in honours if it weren't for my poor spelling. Honestly I couldn't believe I did either, perhaps "sleep" is a bit strong since it was max like 15 minutes, but it was so sunny and warm and cozy and I'd got all my answers first time round and I was just resting my eyes, then BAM. I missed the entire section 3 and had a sore face. I'm not counting OL French so thats why I'm not ranting and raving.

**Timbuk2**

callaway92 wrote: »

I don't believe that...you fell asleep during your oral...:rolleyes:

Paddi Jones wrote: »

OL French, its tick the boxes, I'd be in honours if it weren't for my poor spelling. Honestly I couldn't believe I did either, perhaps "sleep" is a bit strong since it was max like 15 minutes, but it was so sunny and warm and cozy and I'd got all my answers first time round and I was just resting my eyes, then BAM. I missed the entire section 3 and had a sore face. I'm not counting OL French so thats why I'm not ranting and raving.

I think the confusion is arising from you typing oral, when you meant aural (listening)

Paddi Jones

Oh god I feel like such a retard. Thanks. I'll correct that.

**Timbuk2**

Paddi Jones wrote: »

Oh god I feel like such a retard. Thanks. I'll correct that.

Oh well, who cares - you'll never have to do one again (hopefully!)

denballs

in biology i may have written an abbreviation of the name richard instead of penis.........examiner was overly joyed though to correct me......telling me extremly loudly that penis is the correct wording for the male genitalia and that i should know that as i am male.........i knew it but i was just rushing and made a super dodgy

Sophsxxx

I have a really bad tendancy to talk to myself during exams..like motivational cringy pep talks when I'm freaking out. I never noticed until I realised that the guy who sits beside me was looking at me like I was possessed and commented on it.:o

JellyBeans92

KealanOCarroll wrote: »

Happened to me a few times too:o Did it once in primary school....i'll always remember....accidentally flicked a pen, flew across the room and hit the teacher in the face....needless to say she flipped a lid...got away with it tho:D

Its something to do with not holding the pen tight enough me thinks....

OMG.. I did that in primary school to, except it was a pencil..

I just to always wiggle my pencil between my finger (Very easily distracted me =P). Well this one day we had a substitute teacher, and he was just walking down the class room and the pencil went flying out of my hand, just missing his ear by about an inch..

He was nice though so he just made a laugh about how I was trying to asassinate him or something

TowlieMcD

The worst is the fart! did one during irish(it had been building up for ages cause i didnt want to let it out in front of anyone so i tried to let it out slowly and managed it but trying to contain myself as the fellow beside me starts cringing was so difficult. i kept a serious face and made sure i looked like i was deep in thought haha

denballs

JellyBeans92 wrote: »

OMG.. I did that in primary school to, except it was a pencil..

I just to always wiggle my pencil between my finger (Very easily distracted me =P). Well this one day we had a substitute teacher, and he was just walking down the class room and the pencil went flying out of my hand, just missing his ear by about an inch..

He was nice though so he just made a laugh about how I was trying to asassinate him or something

I HAD ONE OF THOSE PENS BEFORE that you screw the top off {little plastic bit}........i took the ink part half out with the screwy lid thing still on the top and was bending back the ink bit like a twig........the screwy thing sorta sliped out of my hand and apparently it slingshoted and hit my business teacher in the head............wolrst thing is i didnt notice and everyopne was staring at me in shock while i was still playing w3ith my pen.......i looked up and she looked like she was goona cry........i still didnt know what was going on but assumed everyone was staring at me cause i was playin with the pen so i said...sorry i was bored.....she said thats hardly an excuse to atk me.........i said you can hardly call not paying attention attacking you..........she sent me to the office and said go tell the principle what you did.........i went and told him i was playing with my pen and he that shed sent me to the office........he told me to go tell her to stop wasting his time with such things..........i did and she walked olut of the building............THEN everyone decides to tell me that id hit her in the head...........i was mortifyingly amused at my self.........

Orlaladuck

I have hayfever. Enough said :L

also my stomach goes off every now and again and my graphite pencil kept rolling down the desk just there during the art exam. I'm such a lovely person to sit near..

SquirrelFace

I sneezed. Except when I sneeze I scream... so I like sounded like Id been shot or something, and the entire exam hall turned to look at me, and then i started laughing hysterically at myself for trying not to laugh after sneezing so people wouldnt think i was pretending to sneeze....

muffinz

A girl tripped up a little while bringing in the tea and biscuits, i nearly wet myself laughing i couldnt stop xD
And not really a mess up, but while drawing the male organs for biology my inspector kept laughing at my diagram.... it must have been really bad xD

muffinz

and on the stomach thing: i had food poisoning during irish, and stomach wouldnt stop making noises, but they sounded like farts.. so embarrasing -.-

Danger781

For biology today, we were asked to draw a diagram to explain how involuntary reflexes work.

I was clueless on how to draw a diagram on this, so I did what I normally do and drew a stick figure I put his hand on something hot with him saying ouch.. With arrows pointing from the hand to the spine..

ChiefBrody

denballs wrote: »

stomach rumbles=stomach needs liquid..........your all sweatin cause of stress and sun.......drink 7-up or pepsi..........the gas,ll make you burp a bit but will stop the growles..........you guys need to buck up on chemistry/biology:D

I rustle paper to cover up the noise. I'd rather people think I was being needlessly annoying than think that I was hungry...