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All the same lying down...

  • 10-06-2010 10:43am
    #1
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭


    So, I've heard this tonnes of times.

    Conversations usually along the lines of:

    <hot tall girl walks past>

    Dubs: She's a bit alright.
    Dubsmate: Yeah, too tall though.
    Dubsmate2: Ah, sure they're all the same lyin' down!

    So, I want to 'put this to bed' :p

    Now, for the purposes of this completely non-scientific evaluation, we shall not include the length of the wimmins legs, as the important bits when considering this situation are from the crotch up.

    Lets get as many women to measure themselves, from their crotch to the top of their head, and see if indeed, you are all the same lying down!

    And if not (more than likely) at least we can see if the average of that measurement is close enough to the max / min measurements given!

    Yes, this thread is a load of balls, but sure what the hell!


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Comments

  • #2
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    Yes, it is. You should go lie down OP.


  • #3
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:


  • #4
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Ugly Chick walks by...

    Lad: Jeez she's horrible
    Me: sure she'd be good for practise

    :pac:


  • #5
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!


  • #6
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Funkfield wrote: »
    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:

    I've actually seen her in the flesh and trust me, you're not far off.


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Well I don't know if this one is the same height as the rest when lying down but I would


  • #8
    sainttrap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭sainttrap


    It's easy to climb a fallen tree.


  • #9
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    ya dont look at the fireplace when your pokin the fire


  • #10
    Wetbench4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    bonerm wrote: »
    I would

    I wouldn't!


  • #11
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sainttrap wrote: »
    It's easy to climb a fallen tree.

    Fortune cookie or sugar packet?


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  • #12
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!

    So long as we can play playstation while you do it...


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dlofnep wrote: »
    So long as we can play playstation while you do it...
    Sounds like a plan, Batman!


  • #14
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Sounds like a plan, Batman!

    Grand so. Fancy a ride? I'll bring along Tekken.


  • #15
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Funkfield wrote: »
    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:

    Next only to Diego Maradona she is the worlds most perfectly symmetrical person .

    height ~= width ~= depth


  • #16
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Grand so. Fancy a ride? I'll bring along Tekken.
    Score!


  • #17
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!


    you go cow girl :P


  • #18
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Wetbench4 wrote: »
    I wouldn't!

    She'd rape you for saying something like that!


  • #19
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    you go cow girl :P

    Reverse that immediately ;)


  • #20
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Score!

    Deadly.


  • #21
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

    <hot tall girl walks past>

    Dubs: She's a bit alright.
    Dubsmate: Yeah, too tall though.
    Dubsmate2: Ah, sure they're all the same lyin' down!

    What kinda guy would i be if i said that.....
    I like it when a chick wears a lassoo and a stetsin and cow girl boots....

    Oh and id like to say that idotic moronic piss head atitude sucks there more to sex then a woman lieing down thinking of Ireland, blahblah blah blah....


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  • #22
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    Reverse that immediately ;)


    Just be carefull with the spurs ;)


  • #23
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I'm 6' 5 and was seeing a girl who was just over 5' and yes the statement was in fact true. Still preferred her on top though ;)


  • #24
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Insurgent wrote: »
    I'm 6' 5 and was seeing a girl who was just over 5' and yes the statement was in fact true. Still preferred her on top though ;)
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)


  • #25
    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Kiera wrote: »
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)

    Boing!


  • #26
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Korvanica wrote: »
    Ugly Chick walks by...

    Lad: Jeez she's horrible
    Me: sure she'd be good for practise

    :pac:


    Dude, if your lad is talking to you you should see someone.... :pac:


  • #27
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    They're all hit with the same axe.


  • #28
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)

    Your top of mine :) :pac:


  • #29
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I like tall girls..

    It means that when they're wearing heels I mightn't have to bend at the knees to kiss them..

    Also,
    Mmmmm long legs.


  • #30
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    On top is obviously preferred for a number of reasons (better view, boob play, clit play etc etc)

    But the post was about the phrase itself.

    Nobody has posted their dimensions yet :(

    Guess we'll never know!


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  • #31
    Mits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭Mits


    On a more serious point. If there is a big size discrepancy does it matter?

    Cause bit are made to fit.


  • #32
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    On top is obviously preferred for a number of reasons (better view, boob play, clit play etc etc)

    But the post was about the phrase itself.

    Nobody has posted their dimensions yet :(

    Guess we'll never know!
    Not all guys like a girl on top :(


  • #33
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Not all guys like a girl on top :(


    Maybe they just need a nice girl to teach them the wonders of non-missionary sex, eh?


  • #34
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Maybe they just need a nice girl to teach them the wonders of non-missionary sex, eh?
    Maybe. He's no longer my problem so it wont be me :)


  • #35
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Maybe. He's no longer my problem so it wont be me :)


    I didn't realise he was your problem to begin with!


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    I didn't realise he was your problem to begin with!
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


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  • #37
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


    Hmm. Interesting.

    I've only ever slept with one lanky girl, and she was indeed, crap. Ya know, lie there, dead fish type of shag.

    I never considered it to be a rule of thumb though.

    You could be on to something there Kiera :P

    **rushes off to round up lanky sluts to test theory**


  • #38
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!

    Oooohhhhh how wrong you are.


  • #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Oooohhhhh how wrong you are.
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!


  • #40
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!


    This is why you are # 1 ;):pac:


  • #41
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Kiera wrote: »
    lol you have no idea ;)

    Anywho.....lanky girls are crap in bed. Fact!

    Yeah i agree!

    I'm a short arse too :D


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  • #42
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!

    Hey,
    I'm not gonna argue,
    But tall girls are pretty damn good as well..

    Anyway, with my height,
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p


  • #43
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p


    Why? They're all the same lying down.


    lol got to put the OP into context!


  • #44
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kiera wrote: »
    :D I'm soooooo not. Us ickle girls are awesome!

    Ah cmon, you're not really. Most of you are hard work. Why, I often have to hold the remote control high just to teach yis a lesson.


  • #45
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Hey,
    I'm not gonna argue,
    But tall girls are pretty damn good as well..

    Anyway, with my height,
    If a girl isn't at least a bit tall it can get.... tricky :p
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P


  • #46
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Just be carefull with the spurs ;)

    Yeah, it's taken Harry Redknapp a few months, so don't rock the boat too much!

    Hmmm.....now THERE'S a song that I'd never have considered having sex to, but now that I think about it...... ;):D


  • #47
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P
    *Looks down*

    Ok... now what?


  • #48
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Kiera wrote: »
    This is why we (ickle girls) need to go on top. Do keep up, Waza :P

    Now, now, no need to cast aspersions on poor Waza! ;)

    EDIT : Damn! Beaten to it!


  • #49
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    bonerm wrote: »
    Ah cmon, you're not really. Most of you are hard work. Why, I often have to hold the remote control high just to teach yis a lesson.
    Pffft i usually watch boys programs anyway :P

    /plus you can rest your beer on our heads :D


  • #50
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pffft i usually watch boys programs anyway :P

    That's because you're really a bloke Kiera.

    All this pretending to be a girl thing while posting on boards has got to stop sooner or later.

    A 20,000 post trolling campaign is pretty impressive all right,
    but flirting with these poor boys is just mean, by now half of them probably have their lads out, and are rubbing themselves frantically.

    I've seen you.
    Your real name is Kevin,
    You're 6Ft 1" , built like a barn wall, drink like a sailor, and have a big ginger beard that you could loose a ferret in.

    Admit it..


  • #51
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Yeah, it's taken Harry Redknapp a few months, so don't rock the boat too much!

    Hmmm.....now THERE'S a song that I'd never have considered having sex to, but now that I think about it...... ;):D


    ok... do not bring foot ball and sex togeather, women dont really look that hot in foot balll jerseys, :rolleyes:


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