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All the same lying down...

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  • 10-06-2010 11:43am
    #1
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭


    So, I've heard this tonnes of times.

    Conversations usually along the lines of:

    <hot tall girl walks past>

    Dubs: She's a bit alright.
    Dubsmate: Yeah, too tall though.
    Dubsmate2: Ah, sure they're all the same lyin' down!

    So, I want to 'put this to bed' :p

    Now, for the purposes of this completely non-scientific evaluation, we shall not include the length of the wimmins legs, as the important bits when considering this situation are from the crotch up.

    Lets get as many women to measure themselves, from their crotch to the top of their head, and see if indeed, you are all the same lying down!

    And if not (more than likely) at least we can see if the average of that measurement is close enough to the max / min measurements given!

    Yes, this thread is a load of balls, but sure what the hell!


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    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    Yes, it is. You should go lie down OP.


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:


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    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Ugly Chick walks by...

    Lad: Jeez she's horrible
    Me: sure she'd be good for practise

    :pac:


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!


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    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Funkfield wrote: »
    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:

    I've actually seen her in the flesh and trust me, you're not far off.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Well I don't know if this one is the same height as the rest when lying down but I would


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    sainttrap
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭sainttrap


    It's easy to climb a fallen tree.


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    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    ya dont look at the fireplace when your pokin the fire


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    Wetbench4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    bonerm wrote: »
    I would

    I wouldn't!


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sainttrap wrote: »
    It's easy to climb a fallen tree.

    Fortune cookie or sugar packet?


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    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!

    So long as we can play playstation while you do it...


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dlofnep wrote: »
    So long as we can play playstation while you do it...
    Sounds like a plan, Batman!


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    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Sounds like a plan, Batman!

    Grand so. Fancy a ride? I'll bring along Tekken.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Funkfield wrote: »
    I reckon Harney is just as tall lying down........:pac:

    Next only to Diego Maradona she is the worlds most perfectly symmetrical person .

    height ~= width ~= depth


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Grand so. Fancy a ride? I'll bring along Tekken.
    Score!


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    Feck this lying down lark, we want to be on top!


    you go cow girl :P


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Wetbench4 wrote: »
    I wouldn't!

    She'd rape you for saying something like that!


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    you go cow girl :P

    Reverse that immediately ;)


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    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Kiera wrote: »
    Score!

    Deadly.


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

    <hot tall girl walks past>

    Dubs: She's a bit alright.
    Dubsmate: Yeah, too tall though.
    Dubsmate2: Ah, sure they're all the same lyin' down!

    What kinda guy would i be if i said that.....
    I like it when a chick wears a lassoo and a stetsin and cow girl boots....

    Oh and id like to say that idotic moronic piss head atitude sucks there more to sex then a woman lieing down thinking of Ireland, blahblah blah blah....


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Kiera wrote: »
    Reverse that immediately ;)


    Just be carefull with the spurs ;)


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I'm 6' 5 and was seeing a girl who was just over 5' and yes the statement was in fact true. Still preferred her on top though ;)


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Insurgent wrote: »
    I'm 6' 5 and was seeing a girl who was just over 5' and yes the statement was in fact true. Still preferred her on top though ;)
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)


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    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 953 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Kiera wrote: »
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)

    Boing!


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    Funkfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Korvanica wrote: »
    Ugly Chick walks by...

    Lad: Jeez she's horrible
    Me: sure she'd be good for practise

    :pac:


    Dude, if your lad is talking to you you should see someone.... :pac:


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    #27
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    They're all hit with the same axe.


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    #28
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kiera wrote: »
    Awesome. Another one to add to my good list ;)

    Your top of mine :) :pac:


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    #29
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I like tall girls..

    It means that when they're wearing heels I mightn't have to bend at the knees to kiss them..

    Also,
    Mmmmm long legs.


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    #30
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    On top is obviously preferred for a number of reasons (better view, boob play, clit play etc etc)

    But the post was about the phrase itself.

    Nobody has posted their dimensions yet :(

    Guess we'll never know!


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    Mits
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭Mits


    On a more serious point. If there is a big size discrepancy does it matter?

    Cause bit are made to fit.


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