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Tomorrow's Independant

starbelgrade · 2010-06-09 22:51:43

Anyone know what's gonna be on Page 11?

09-06-2010 10:51pm

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Anyone know what's gonna be on Page 11?

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#2 09-06-2010 10:52pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Anyone know what's gonna be on Page 11?

Your Ma...

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#3 09-06-2010 10:52pm

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Gary's cat?

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#4 09-06-2010 10:53pm

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An article about the state of the country/Dail/ TDs more than likely :pac:

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#5 09-06-2010 10:53pm

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ill tell ya tomorrow!

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#6 09-06-2010 10:54pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Anyone know what's gonna be on Page 11?

The same thing thats going to be on page 11 in the Herald.

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#8 09-06-2010 10:55pm

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KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

Your Ma...

no YOUR oul wan

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Two celebrities I've never heard of had sex in a semi-public place.

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#11 09-06-2010 10:57pm

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the date, the name of the paper and the page number.

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#12 09-06-2010 10:59pm

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Breffny got his chest waxed

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Mary Hearny's nude shoot. :pac:

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#17 09-06-2010 11:06pm

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Teutorix wrote: »

Mary Hearny's nude shoot. :pac:

I've a semi already.

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#20 09-06-2010 11:08pm

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She'll be on page 3 of The Sun.

/goes off to make thread "What will be on page 3 of The Sun tomorrow".

My Jizz.

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#21 09-06-2010 11:09pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

no YOUR oul wan

No... YOUR Mammy fluffing YOU...

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#22 09-06-2010 11:11pm

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FearDark wrote: »

She'll be on page 3 of The Sun.

/goes off to make thread "What will be on page 3 of The Sun tomorrow".

My Jizz.

think that would be page 3 and 4 probably

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#23 09-06-2010 11:11pm

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An article about the hacking of boards.ie a number of months ago. The article goes on to expose the culprits. An irate public sector worker and the former head of a major banking institution combined powers in an attempt to silence "the man".

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#24 09-06-2010 11:13pm

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A semi-nude? What parts does she keep covered in that?
And is it a photograph or a tasteful oil on canvas?
Or do you mean a semi erection :eek:
Just to help you along, imagine her indulging in a spit roast with alan shatt(on h)er and that other skinny malinky, dick bruton....

My guess is that it'll be a full page apology to the Irish people from Fianna Fail for landing us in the sh1t, but on page ten there will be some special offers from Ikea, an article on the brefs chest waxing regime and a picture of some models doing a shoot for some daft charity like adopt a mortgage broker, and so it will sadly be overlooked.

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#25 09-06-2010 11:14pm

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Is this like an episode of Early Edition? If so, I begs the part of Fisher Stevens!

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"Wexford man admits to being a Porn Star"...

O wait.... that was page 1 on the Sunday World...... Same sh1te different paper.....

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#29 09-06-2010 11:21pm

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Dunno what'll be on page 11, but I do know what'll be on the front page:

"WE'LL SPELL THE NAME OF THIS RAG CORRECTLY TOMORROW!"

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#30 09-06-2010 11:21pm

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Corrections and Clarifications
In today's edition of the Independent, the title of the newspaper was incorrectly stated as the Irish Independant. We apologise for any offence caused.

It is the policy of the Irish Independent to correct or clarify, where possible, any mistakes which may arise before some grammar Nazi can get a chance to whine.

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#31 09-06-2010 11:24pm

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Print.

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#32 09-06-2010 11:27pm

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javaboy wrote: »

Corrections and Clarifications
In today's edition of the Independent, the title of the newspaper was incorrectly stated as the Irish Independant. We apologise for any offence caused.

It is the policy of the Irish Independent to correct or clarify, where possible, any mistakes which may arise before some grammar Nazi spell Czecher can get a chance to whine.

YFP.

:pac:

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#33 09-06-2010 11:28pm

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mary ellen synon, ruth dudley edwards and emer o'kelly complaining about the special olympics in limerick again. i know they're the same person, but the names they make up are pretty convincing.

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#34 09-06-2010 11:29pm

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Pherekydes wrote: »

YFP.

:pac:

The timing of our posts was spectacular it must be said.

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#35 09-06-2010 11:30pm

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Pherekydes wrote: »

Originally Posted by javaboy
Corrections and Clarifications
In today's edition of the Independent, the title of the newspaper was incorrectly stated as the Irish Independant. We apologise for any offence caused.

It is the policy of the Irish Independent to correct or clarify, where possible, any mistakes which may arise before some grammar Nazi Spell Czecher can get a chance to whine.

YFP.

:pac:

FYP.

/Grammar Nazi

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I actually saw this scrolling across the screen on Sky News before, someone had the wisdom to change it shortly after.

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#38 09-06-2010 11:38pm

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super-rush wrote: »

A spice burger and a large chip.

I'd love to work in a Dublin takeaway for a day & hand out deep fried whole spuds..

"Whaaadebleeedinhellizda yoke?"

"A large chip, my good man"

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#39 09-06-2010 11:41pm

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1 and 1 please!

Here ya go, mister, one whole tuna and one whole spud (still covered in clay-but deep-fried).

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#40 09-06-2010 11:43pm

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.... and one entire cow in between two loaves of bread...?

reminds of the joke about the Buddhist in the chipper: I went down for a burger and he made me one with everything.

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#41 09-06-2010 11:51pm

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#42 10-06-2010 12:52am

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wait a minute theres no page 11 in the Independant... Why thats not a paper atall.Harry spoof in certainly on the roof.

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#43 10-06-2010 1:07am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Tomorrow's Independant

She sure is.........

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey hey)

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a big hairy a*s

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#45 10-06-2010 2:20am

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Who cares about papers that are informative and useful.

The Daily Mail and The Sun are where its at.

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#46 10-06-2010 2:23am

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#47 10-06-2010 2:27am

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kieran26 wrote: »

a big hairy a*s

Gerry Adams?

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#48 10-06-2010 5:18am

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Commentary about how the government has handled the banking crisis and more commentary on the report that was released yesterday.

They'll slate Cowen. Rightly so.

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#49 10-06-2010 7:43am

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All I know is i'm gonna get it, fap on page 11 and post about it here. It wont be pretty but I wont be lying.

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#50 10-06-2010 7:43am

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

Commentary about how the government has handled the banking crisis and more commentary on the report that was released yesterday.

They'll slate Cowen. Rightly so.

but will he quit?

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#51 10-06-2010 7:44am

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