Checkout girl cleavage?

fonecrusher1

In local supermarket. Head up to pay for a few bits n pieces, jeezus H cripes!! I know it was fairly warm today but this seriously curvaceous woman (22/23?) had the top 4 buttons of her already tight uniform shirt open.
Where am i supposed to look? Honestly what am i supposed to do? Value club card?.....uuuhhh...ehh??..(3 seconds later)...uh no.:D

When i got home i realised i'd forgotten an item of groceries in the embarrassed (on my part) few seconds of communication between myself & this very hot girl.

Walked away completely distracted (in a good way) & very conscious of the fact that im single.:mad:

Well do you unashamedly look at jumbo cleavage or pretend to see nothing & try to avoid the delightful spectacle of semi-exposed lady pillows?

hurleronditch

Pics or GTFO?










At least tell us which supermarket

fonecrusher1

hurleronditch wrote: »

At least tell us which supermarket

Dunnes stores.

SoulTrader

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Walked away completely distracted (in a good way) & very conscious of the fact that im single.:mad:

Single? In that case, go for it!

Silverfish

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

In local supermarket. Head up to pay for a few bits n pieces, jeezus H cripes!! I know it was fairly warm today but this seriously curvaceous woman (22/23?) had the top 4 buttons of her already tight uniform shirt open.
Where am i supposed to look? Honestly what am i supposed to do? Value club card?.....uuuhhh...ehh??..(3 seconds later)...uh no.:D

When i got home i realised i'd forgotten an item of groceries in the embarrassed (on my part) few seconds of communication between myself & this very hot girl.

Walked away completely distracted (in a good way) & very conscious of the fact that im single.:mad:

Well do you unashamedly look at jumbo cleavage or pretend to see nothing & try to avoid the delightful spectacle of semi-exposed lady pillows?

It's nearly impossible not to look.

While the person is looking at me, or aware of me, I will not look. If they aren't looking at me or talking to me, I'm more 'GIANT BOOBS :eek:"

Once you aren't staring or making the person feel uncomfortable, as some people don't like having big boobs and feel self-conscious of them, then I'm afraid there's very little you can do BUT look.

hurleronditch

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Dunnes stores.

So is there one in each of them?

LD 50

hurleronditch wrote: »

So is there one in each of them?

Probably:D
Time for a quick trip to the shops me thinks

Dude, totally ask her out next time shes baggin' your groceries!

See what I did there

fonecrusher1

LD 50 wrote: »

Probably:D
Time for a quick trip to the shops me thinks

Dude, totally ask her out next time shes baggin' your groceries!

Ah no it wasn't love at first sight or anything. Twas just an amazing sight.

Anyway guys asking women out at supermarkets is the stuff of movies i think. I'd say she would be very disturbed & a bit frightened if i blurted out some sort of cheesey chat-up line. Imagine it; come here often?......eh? yeah i work here???

Anyway on the final quick glance at her frontage i was completely busted.:mad: Hence the awkwardness. So thats me avoiding the place for a while.

irishturkey

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Ah no it wasn't love at first sight or anything. Twas just an amazing sight.

Anyway guys asking women out at supermarkets is the stuff of movies i think. I'd say she would be very disturbed & a bit frightened if i blurted out some sort of cheesey chat-up line. Imagine it; come here often?......eh? yeah i work here???

Anyway on the final quick glance at her frontage i was completely busted.:mad: Hence the awkwardness. So thats me avoiding the place for a while.

Brilliant. I wouldn't ask her out either but I'd become very forgetful and start remembering stuff to buy when I go home. Which Dunnes is it? Go on tell us!

Mackman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Anyway on the final quick glance at her frontage i was completely busted

haha oh i hate that. What i dont get is, if they dont want men to look at it, why put it out there??
"i dont do it for men, i do it for me", yeah right, ya like looking down at your own cleavage eh?

Snowie

see my sig below ...

nah i wouldnt obvously stare at a womans cheast tho when i have sunglass's on which is every day at the moment.. ..

I try not to do it in a gawking fasion Some women get very self consous being looked at...

denballs

firstly ....what dunnes store...........

secondly.....if you have a decent job/car ask her out...........shes a checkout girl.poor weomen are basically prostitutes that you have to pay for on hire purchase............next time you go in just just pull out the car keys when your getting your money and drop them on the counter apparent-accidentally-ness......{only if there bmw or merc....no nissan or fiat stuff}.........then pay with a 500 euro note......wear a suit aswell {black}........now as for how to ask her out.......either you know a friend who works/owns a restaurant or you pretend you do.......but you get chatting with her and ask her if she knows were the -restaurant name- is......if she says yes ...ask is it good and tell her your friend told you to come there tonight and you dont wanna look like you got stood up would she like to go with you.......if she says she doesnt know were it is.....you do the same but dont ask her is it good........................

ok so she either says she,ll go........and your sorted..........

or she says no......in which case you rip the rest of those buttons off snap a picture on that new iphone {you,d bought to impress her while you took her number}.......and post the pics here

ohdatlewis

denballs wrote: »

firstly ....what dunnes store...........

secondly.....if you have a decent job/car ask her out...........shes a checkout girl.poor weomen are basically prostitutes that you have to pay for on hire purchase............next time you go in just just pull out the car keys when your getting your money and drop them on the counter apparent-accidentally-ness......{only if there bmw or merc....no nissan or fiat stuff}.........then pay with a 500 euro note......wear a suit aswell {black}........now as for how to ask her out.......either you know a friend who works/owns a restaurant or you pretend you do.......but you get chatting with her and ask her if she knows were the -restaurant name- is......if she says yes ...ask is it good and tell her your friend told you to come there tonight and you dont wanna look like you got stood up would she like to go with you.......if she says she doesnt know were it is.....you do the same but dont ask her is it good........................

ok so she either says she,ll go........and your sorted..........

or she says no......in which case you rip the rest of those buttons off snap a picture on that new iphone {you,d bought to impress her while you took her number}.......and post the pics here

Haha thats a man speaking from experience!

denballs

ohdatlewis wrote: »

Haha thats a man speaking from experience!

hehe.......well somthing similar may have happend in guatemala 2 years ago......lol..it worked there........didnt in france though........{little tip --never ask a french girl to show you how they eat escargot more than 5 times.....they eventually catch on and chuck a plate of around 50 at you in the broom cuperd of the 3rd floor of the Coise-St.-Jean-Pied-Gauthier........................................hmm.....great hotel btw...google it

Otis Driftwood

Denballs,I would like to remind you that one of the cornerstones of tGC is civility,implying that people that work on checkouts are prostitutes is not neccessary.Please keep your replies on topic and keep it clean.
Thanks

denballs

nedtheshed wrote: »

Denballs,I would like to remind you that one of the cornerstones of tGC is civility,implying that people that work on checkouts are prostitutes is not neccessary.Please keep your replies on topic and keep it clean.
Thanks

apologies if i offended anyone i was merly stating in a commical fashion how women tend to go for guys with money.......

Merch

Which Dunnes?

denballs

Merch wrote: »

Which Dunnes?

northside shopping centre

petes

Bewbs. Nothing greater. It's kind of difficult not to look as when you first look you are trying not to look again as it becomes obvious.

syklops

Is the reason men are so fascinated by bewbs because when you were a baby you got to see them whenever you wanted(and touch them) but didnt fully appreciate them, and once your an adult you can take care of every aspect of your life apart from the desire to look at boobs when ever you want?

Boom_Bap

you probably made her day, you may thing you where "caught looking", but she probably thinks that she "noticed you admiring".

Mental Mickey

Pictorial evidence??

The Corinthian

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well do you unashamedly look at jumbo cleavage or pretend to see nothing & try to avoid the delightful spectacle of semi-exposed lady pillows?

I will unashamedly look - but not leer. That's the difference. I may even smile slightly too, but ultimately not look for any more than a second or two.

If she's put them out there she probably will welcome attention, reaffirming her attractiveness, so long as that attention does not cross the border into creepiness.

Additionally these situations often give rise to random male bonding, as you will notice another man is looking and then you both will acknowledge silently to each other the shared vision with a nod and a wry smile.

When I was younger, a very attractive woman in a miniskirt up to her shoulders distracted me as I was cycling and I ended up hitting the back of a stationary car in front of me. I immediately apologized to the driver, who laughingly shrugged it off saying he understood why. This is a second, practical, reason for not leering.

syklops

Boom_Bap wrote: »

you probably made her day, you may thing you where "caught looking", but she probably thinks that she "noticed you admiring".

Id like to get a womans perspective on that.

fonecrusher1

:D:D:D???

Lads WTF is up with the pics & location requests???? No & no....????

Look yiz probably think she's a complete stunner by the way im going on but to be honest i'd say half the blokes here would probably think ...meh? if ye seen her.

You know those women that just have something about them but you can't quite explain it? Its funny, ive seen her a good few times before but didn't really notice much & then yesterday its like, christ almighty!!:eek:

LD 50

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

:D:D:D???

Lads WTF is up with the pics & location requests???? No & no....????

Look yiz probably think she's a complete stunner by the way im going on but to be honest i'd say half the blokes here would probably think ...meh? if ye seen her.

You know those women that just have something about them but you can't quite explain it? Its funny, ive seen her a good few times before but didn't really notice much & then yesterday its like, christ almighty!!:eek:

Randy bastids, the whole lotta them!!

Chewbacca.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Look yiz probably think she's a complete stunner by the way im going on

No I dont think that at all! I 'd say shes not the best,

I think you're a sad below average looking desperate 30-something perv!

Malari

syklops wrote: »

Id like to get a womans perspective on that.

Ok, I'll bite I pretty much agree with what The Corinthian says. Looking is fine, even if it's obvious. Leering is creepy, especially if you are in a direct communication situation like at a checkout!

Girls who say they show cleavage "for themselves"? Hmm, not so sure. Personally, I like to dress in a way I think I look good myself, but sure it's flattering if I get admiring looks from both men and women. I know if I see nice cleavage I'll take a look! It's pleasing on the eye! (Don't know if that's normal for a heterosexual girl).

I think you'd want to be a very contrary person to deliberately show cleavage and then get annoyed at people glancing.

The Corinthian wrote: »

When I was younger, a very attractive woman in a miniskirt up to her shoulders distracted me as I was cycling and I ended up hitting the back of a stationary car in front of me. I immediately apologized to the driver, who laughingly shrugged it off saying he understood why. This is a second, practical, reason for not leering.

This happened to me in reverse recently, when I was cycling and a guy driving past was staring straight at me until CRASH he drove straight into the car sitting at the red lights ahead. :eek: My boyfriend insists he was leering at my lycra-clad bottom, but then he's biased

petes

Chewbacca. wrote: »

I think you're a sad below average looking desperate 30-something perv!

Because he looked at girls tits?? Cop on!

Chewbacca.

Insurgent wrote: »

Because he looked at girls tits?? Cop on!

No, because hes writing about it, making a big deal out of a scaldy looking checkout girl! you 'cop on'

LD 50

Chewbacca. wrote: »

No I dont think that at all! I 'd say shes not the best,

Have you seen the girl? I don't think so. And since when did you start dating a supermodel that gives you such high standards.

I think you're a sad below average looking desperate 30-something perv!

Whoa, too far. What was the point in that?

petes

Chewbacca. wrote: »

No, because hes writing about it, making a big deal out of a scaldy looking checkout girl! you 'cop on'

Really, writing about something? On a forum? Never.

How do you know she is "scaldy" as you so eloquently put it?

Chewbacca.

Insurgent wrote: »

as you so eloquently put it?

Its a known fact the Dubs have the best speech in the country, it is eloquently stated , in fact it sounds much better than 'I was milking the cows before supper and yer wan down the road, ye know mileys daughter who he had with his sister, yeah thats yer wan shes sweet' as you country vegetables would say.

The Corinthian

If it helps break up this cat-fight, I don't think either one of you has the eloquence to ask out a checkout girl

Hazys

You should move to the US...Cleavage everywhere!!

Every waitress in every bar is working for a tip and a lot know how to use their "skills" to maximise their tips...

petes

The Corinthian wrote: »

If it helps break up this cat-fight, I don't think either one of you has the eloquence to ask out a checkout girl

I'd brick it.

Nidot

Hazys wrote: »

You should move to the US...Cleavage everywhere!!

Every waitress in every bar is working for a tip and a lot know how to use their "skills" to maximise their tips...

It happens in Ireland too you know. I lived with a girl in college who quite openly admitted to wearing tops which showed off her best assets when she was working as a waitress, and she said it worked for her.

And yes they were her best asset, in fact these assets were so good she should of got them valued by Sotherby's.

Otis Driftwood

Chewbacca. wrote: »

No I dont think that at all! I 'd say shes not the best,

I think you're a sad below average looking desperate 30-something perv!

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Its a known fact the Dubs have the best speech in the country, it is eloquently stated , in fact it sounds much better than 'I was milking the cows before supper and yer wan down the road, ye know mileys daughter who he had with his sister, yeah thats yer wan shes sweet' as you country vegetables would say.

Chewbacca.,personal abuse of other members is not tolerated in the Gentlemans Club or any other forum on Boards,please keep your posts on topic and civil.
Thanks.

fonecrusher1

Chewbacca. wrote: »

No, because hes writing about it, making a big deal out of a scaldy looking checkout girl! you 'cop on'

You need to calm yourself down there dear;) (presume your female?), im not making a big deal out of anything. lighten up a bit, its only a bit of harmless banter.

To be honest the reason i posted it here is because i thought i'd be safe from scathing, bitchy & bitter comments from internet warriors like yourself.
Im actually a fairly reserved sort of guy & i don't leer or stare at anyone as i get embarrassed fairly easily myself so your very wrong.

Its my first time actually ever starting a thread here so i at least i know what to expect from you in the future.:rolleyes:




btw;.....Whats scaldy looking mean? I don't speak inner-city dub pigeon english!

DonkeyStyle \o/

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

btw;.....Whats scaldy looking mean? I don't speak inner-city dub pigeon english!

G'wan ourra dah ye bleedin mad yoke, it's proper english an all but.

*ahem* I think it means ugly.

enda1

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

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btw;.....Whats scaldy looking mean? I don't speak inner-city dub pigeon english!

Despite the nonsense he wrote, that's a great phrase!

I'm gonna try it out

Hogzy

I love boob threads!!!

petes

Hogzy wrote: »

I love boob threads!!!

I love boobs.:)

Fizman

Hogzy wrote: »

I love boob threads!!!

Boob thread without pics is like the ocean without water.

It's just a sh1tty open space of nothingness.

Chewbacca.

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

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btw;.....Whats scaldy looking mean? I don't speak inner-city dub pigeon english!

I don't have an inner-city Dub accent!

[HTML]G'wan ourra dah ye bleedin mad yoke[/HTML]
Wrong again!

I'm actually a guy, whos speaks quite clearly, after all , I am a university student, you see I'm surrounded by absolutely gorgeous girls 18 years old and upwards , beautiful classy posh hotties they love me and I love them

All I can say is I would hate to be you.

LD 50

Someone thinks highly of themselves.
What you doing on boards so? Surely Internet forums are beneath you.

petes

Chewbacca. wrote: »

I don't have an inner-city Dub accent!

[HTML]G'wan ourra dah ye bleedin mad yoke[/HTML]Wrong again!

I'm actually a guy, whos speaks quite clearly, after all , I am a university student, you see I'm surrounded by absolutely gorgeous girls 18 years old and upwards , beautiful classy posh hotties they love me and I love them

All I can say is I would hate to be you.

No harm mate but you talk an awful lot of shite.

Chewbacca.

LD 50 wrote: »

Someone thinks highly of themselves.
What you doing on boards so? Surely Internet forums are beneath you.

How? because I don't speak with a inner city accent?
And because I enjoy the company of pretty posh girls?

bad2dabone

And I thought Chewbacca was a wookie, now I realise he's actually a troll!

Chewbacca.

Insurgent wrote: »

No harm mate but you talk an awful lot of shite.

Jealousy gets you nowhere tom!

Chewbacca.

bad2dabone wrote: »

And I thought Chewbacca was a wookie, now I realise he's actually a troll!

A troll because I pointed out that I speak clearly , attend university, and like pretty girls there! Its a Fact.