Hah! I did something useful today!

Mr Benevolent

Like I said before, I'm bored, so I hauled a shrub out of a huge pot, dug a big hole and planted the shrub in it. Made me feel like a man and not a jellyfish sitting in front of a PC. Put up some shelves and changed a wheel last week too. So, what physical stuff have you done lately that made you feel better?*

*Muggings, gangland violence, bestiality, vigilantism and Harney tipping don't count.

Dravokivich

Cleaned up my Bathroom on Monday...

sorry ladies... no marigolds...

Sykk

Chronic, chronic masturbation.

FearDark

Confab wrote: »

Like I said before, I'm bored, so I hauled a shrub out of a huge pot, dug a big hole and planted the shrub in it. Made me feel like a man and not a jellyfish sitting in front of a PC. Put up some shelves and changed a wheel last week too.
So, what physical stuff have you done lately that made you feel better?*

These are the type of things I do everyday. Im more manlier than you pussbag.

/goes off to hang washing on line

mikom

But I am a lady, I do not have testiclÈs!

alwaysadub

I went for a walk round our local lake today even though i'm dosed with the flu. Seeing all the baby swans made me forget i was sick for a minute

Archeron

Why doesnt Harney tipping count? Now I DO feel like a jellyfish

NothingMan

I too like bush planting.

Putting together Ikea furniture is about the pinnacle of my manliness.

I Was VB

Shouted at a traffic last nite.

Rented Mule

Joined a Gym (they call if a Country Club but it doesn't have a golf course so I am not sure where they got that idea).

Swimming a mile everyday.
Using the gym.
I hiked up five levels of stairs to see the Chicago Blackhawks defeat the Philadelphia Flyers in Games One and Two of the Stanley Cup Finals.

FearDark

Archeron wrote: »

Why doesnt Harney tipping count? Now I DO feel like a jellyfish

Well done sir. You managed to shoe-horn a "Harneyism" into this thread. You can go back to bed now.

myflipflops

I fixed up a boat yesterday.

Mr Benevolent

FearDark wrote: »

Well done sir. You managed to shoe-horn a "Harneyism" into this thread. You can go back to bed now.

No he didn't, I did. Look at my OP again.

I fixed up a boat yesterday.

For the insurance money, right?

alwaysadub

I Was VB wrote: »

Shouted at a traffic last nite.

A traffic what??
jam? Cone? Light?

pickarooney

Confab wrote: »

Like I said before, I'm bored, so I hauled a shrub out of a huge pot, dug a big hole and planted the shrub in it.

Yep, doing that too. Just have to find a shrub big enough. Ay ay ay!

Indubitable

alwaysadub wrote: »

A traffic what??
jam? Cone? Light?

Warden

brianthebard

Rented Mule wrote: »

Joined a Gym (they call if a Country Club but it doesn't have a golf course so I am not sure where they got that idea).

Maybe they're trying to keep black people out of it?

jd007

I tried to play a bit of soccer, nearly had a heart attack! I'm way too unfit!

Greyfox

Confab wrote: »

dug a big hole and planted the shrub in it..Put up some shelves and changed a wheel last week too. So, what physical stuff have you done lately that made you feel better?*

We'll I've never done anything like that and reckon I never will, the whole fixing/making things aint my cup of tea!. Although I came very close to fixing my first bike puncture last week, got half way through it and just got bored...went back out to finish it but my sister had already fixed it for me

Indubitable

Greyfox wrote: »

We'll I've never done anything like that and reckon I never will, the whole fixing/making things aint my cup of tea!. Although I came very close to fixing my first bike puncture last week, got half way through it and just got bored...went back out to finish it but my sister had already fixed it for me

How long did it take you that you got bored?

Agricola

I put a new hub and bearing in the rear wheel of my car last week. Saved a packet on garage labour. Since then I ha been mostly, doin nothin useful.

Greyfox

kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

How long did it take you that you got bored?

about 10 minutes, bit of a low attention span

GirlOfGlass

Cleaned my room AND typed up my CV today, which I've been putting off for weeks.
I feel I deserve a holiday now.

Einstein

kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

Warden

woulda been way more interesting if it was a traffic cone he was shouting at :P

docdolittle

Power Sanding, Painting, putting up a shed and many other things... I'm not used to all the heavy lifting and stuff I'm doing lately because of my unemloyedness :P I prefer my work on my computer :pac:

JONJO THE MISER

Brushed the floor and flushed the toilet then had a beer.

Glenster

Does going to work count?

Mr Benevolent

Glenster wrote: »

Does going to work count?

No.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

[FarmerHat]

I helped my aul man spray 100 sheep

[/FarmerHat]

I also wrote out 50 cover letters, am now printing 50 CV's and hope to seal and address 50 envelops before dark

Augmerson

I did nothing useful today so far.

Indubitable

Kaylin Deafening Locksmith wrote: »

[FarmerHat]

I helped my aul man spray 100 sheep

[/FarmerHat]

I also wrote out 50 cover letters, am now printing 50 CV's and hope to seal and address 50 envelops before dark

Good luck

PeteEd

I helped a pensioner yesterday who had fallen over in their back yard, couldn't get up and had lay there for 2 hours!

I'm the winner!

Indubitable

PeteEd wrote: »

I helped a pensioner yesterday who had fallen over in their back yard, couldn't get up and had lay there for 2 hours!

I'm the winner!

No you lose. That was yesterday. Well the first post says lately so I guess you win even though it is not that physical.

Posy

The OP said lately, not specifically today.

Indubitable

Posy wrote: »

The OP said lately, not specifically today.

I know...

PeteEd

kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

No you lose. That was yesterday. Well the first post says lately so I guess you win even though it is not that physical.

You didn't see the size of this auld fella!

Posy

kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

I know...

Yeah, now ya do.

spider guardian

i participated in some chess boxing,

that's where you alternate a few rounds of boxing with some intense rounds of checkmating. brutality for the thinking man

Posy

Sounds class.

starbelgrade

PeteEd wrote: »

I helped a pensioner yesterday who had fallen over in their back yard, couldn't get up and had lay there for 2 hours!

I'm the winner!

I pushed over a pensioner in his back yard today. That should keep you busy for a bit tomorrow.

PeteEd

starbelgrade wrote: »

I pushed over a pensioner in his back yard today. That should keep you busy for a bit tomorrow.

If they make it through the night

starbelgrade

PeteEd wrote: »

If they make it through the night

I put a blanket over him. I'm not a total bastard.

Posy

starbelgrade wrote: »

I put a blanket over him. I'm not a total bastard.

You hero. *sighs with admiration*

fonecrusher1

I whipped on my AC/DC muscle vest & removed & washed all the costumes of my hugely gossiped about jumbo antique doll collection today.

Im ironing them now. Tough work, there must be almost 200 of em.

All nice & clean for another few days.

Mr Benevolent

I'm not even going to ask what Biggins has done recently. I get the impression he wrestles crocodiles and grizzly bears for a living.

Dravokivich

Confab wrote: »

I'm not even going to ask what Biggins has done recently. I get the impression he wrestles crocodiles and grizzly bears for a living.

And even then, that's on an easy day.

GTE

I created a To Do list yesterday and today went about the realisation process.
I realised Im never gonna do any of it.

jmbkay

I cut the grass

FearDark

Gym followed by 10k run. Not work, but made me feel manly.

molloyjazz

I took apart one of my beloved PC's.. now im in the process of boxing and labeling some of the components im hoping to sell to finance my big move to the UK in search of work, regardless of what happens at 12.00 noon on Wednesday, 9th June 2010.

MagicMarker

I went to work.