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In the Noclight: flying_squirl

  • 30-05-2010 8:47pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    And .... it's the man who will harvest your nuts if you let him ... no, not Onkle! :pac: ... it's flying_squirl!!


Comments

  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. how do you transport your nuts?
    2. how many different types of nuts would you say you've tasted?
    3. ever accidentally crushed your nuts?

    :pac::pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    I have one question, and one question only...

    ......

    Are you, in fact, the leadsinger of A Silver Mt. Zion :P

    2291362568_b76ed307b9.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Ah the Flying one....

    What pisses you off about society?

    The world is facing extinction, pick your team of five to save it.

    Guilty pleasure?

    What kind of films do you like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    1. what is your favorite drink?

    2. do you carry a billfold? and if you do whose pictures are in there?

    3. if the world was being invaded by aliens would you want to rush out to meet them or hide somewhere?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    1. Tell me about chickens...

    2. On a scale of 1-10 on the awesome-ometer...Noc beers rate at?

    3. Your beard, how long is it growing?

    4. Favourite beer/spirit?

    5. Comic book character you most associate with?

    6. Why a squirl?

    7. Give me 3 reasons to do it ("it" may be many things)

    8. If you miss a boards beers, do you hold one yourself on part of a mountain?

    9. Tell me something interesting about yourself?

    10. Cake or Death?

    11. Five favourite bands?

    12. Is it party time yet?

    13. Is this an unluckily numbered question?

    14. How's she cuttin'?

    15. Will you be making another amazing halloween constume this year?

    16. Is this too many questions?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    Are you actually a squirrel or are you just having us on?

    If yes, are you red or grey? I hope you're red. The grey ones are mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would it be?

    If you could live in any century (other than the 20th/21st) which one would you choose and why?

    What's your favourite movie?

    Who was your childhood hero?

    What's your favourite animal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    1. Why can't I think of any good questions?

    2. Cats or dogs?

    3. On a scale of 1-AAAAARGH, how much is your new haircut bothering you? :P

    4. If you had to cut your hair short or shave your beard, which would you pick?

    5. Whyyyyyyy won't you join Twitter? *pout*

    6. Is that Leonardo Di Cap-BRRRRRMMMMMMMM.

    7. What's your favourite Internet meme?

    8. How do you find dating an older woman? :P

    9. How cheeky can I be with the questions before I get in trouble?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Have you a favourite lolcat?

    Do you do dinosaur impressions regularly?

    Who would win the arm wrestle, you or Randy?

    Do you in fact, own a squirl?

    Why has everyone already asked lots of questions I might have asked thus leaving me like a fool with only a few questions?

    Can I haz a hug?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    If you managed to steal an Elephant from the Zoo where would you hide it?

    If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would say to them?

    If you were a biscuit, which would you be?

    If you were stranded on a desert island, what three items would you take with you?

    What three words best describe you?

    If you were a superhero, what would be your superpower?

    If you had to date a member of the same sex who would it be?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    koth wrote: »
    1. how do you transport your nuts?
    2. how many different types of nuts would you say you've tasted?
    3. ever accidentally crushed your nuts?

    :pac::pac:

    1. In my "hairy sack of magic"
    2. All of them.... ALL. OF. THEM.
    3. yes :( it was a sad time for me
    I have one question, and one question only...

    ......

    Are you, in fact, the leadsinger of A Silver Mt. Zion :P

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3137/2291362568_b76ed307b9.jpg
    No, however... damn, i was hoping to think of something cleaver but I've had too much coffee :/
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Ah the Flying one....

    What pisses you off about society?

    The world is facing extinction, pick your team of five to save it.

    Guilty pleasure?

    What kind of films do you like?

    Ohh, that is a really tough one! one of the main things it when people complain about something but don't do anything to fix it. The other is people considering schools as baby sitters/places to raise and put manners on their bratty kids. :mad:

    Christopher Walken, Alan Rickman, Samuel Jackson, Mr. T and Doctor Who (the real one).
    I wouldn't care if they actually managed it but it would be still fookin ossum to see them as a team!

    Hmm, staying up really late playing stupid vidja games even though I know I'm up for work in the morning.

    Ohh, I like lots of films. My favorates are well made films/ossum films. It'd be easier to say what I don't like: Dancing related films, car based films, esplosiony films (appart from die hard but that's cuza Alen Rickman) and especially musicals.
    Deki wrote: »
    1. what is your favorite drink?

    2. do you carry a billfold? and if you do whose pictures are in there?

    3. if the world was being invaded by aliens would you want to rush out to meet them or hide somewhere?

    Tea! all the way!

    i dont think so... whats a billfold? :confused:

    I get my zombie outbreak/Alien invasion kit out
    <_<
    >_>
    Don't look at me like that, we all have them... don't we?
    1. Tell me about chickens...
    WOW! Dude! thats a lot of questions!
    ok, well...er... they lay eggs... and... erm... what would you like to know?
    2. On a scale of 1-10 on the awesome-ometer...Noc beers rate at?
    about 9001! Always ossum fun!
    3. Your beard, how long is it growing?
    Not very long at all actually, ive been keeping it tidy. my sideburns however have grown down to meet it so I've got a proper beard goin on. :D
    4. Favourite beer/spirit?
    Vodka!!!
    5. Comic book character you most associate with?
    Hmm.... tough one. Batman! beacuse.... I am the batman.
    You could be my sidekick!
    would you like that?
    would you like to ride with batman?
    6. Why a squirl?
    just always liked em! they're cute and fun and they look like they've been animated by Disney :3
    7. Give me 3 reasons to do it ("it" may be many things)
    Beacuse you want to.
    Because its ossum!
    and because it would make an ossum youtube video!
    8. If you miss a boards beers, do you hold one yourself on part of a mountain?
    No, I just weep quietly into my pillow :'(
    9. Tell me something interesting about yourself?
    I can't recite the months of the year in order. I've got dyslexia and don't do well with sequences.
    10. Cake or Death?
    CAKE!!! Even though it's a lie :'(
    11. Five favourite bands?
    daym! hard one! I'm more a filmy person. Hmm, Gogol Bordelo, Daft punk, Tenacious D, MGMT, Grove Armada.
    And yes, I totally had to go to my music folder to remember them :/
    12. Is it party time yet?
    It's always party time.
    partycat01.gif
    13. Is this an unluckily numbered question?
    nope :P
    14. How's she cuttin'?
    Pretty good :D
    15. Will you be making another amazing halloween constume this year?
    I'm trying to decide between two ideas
    <_<
    >_>
    16. Is this too many questions?
    no. wait..... yes... no. wait..... no
    DKZ wrote: »
    Are you actually a squirrel or are you just having us on?

    If yes, are you red or grey? I hope you're red. The grey ones are mean.
    I'm am. but on the internet noone knows you're a squirl. And I'm totally red! those gray ones are as***les
    If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would it be?
    Itally!
    If you could live in any century (other than the 20th/21st) which one would you choose and why?
    Daymn. I'm living in a spectacular age at the moment! hmm, tough one. perhaps the middle ages. funky cloths!
    What's your favourite movie?
    Wow, no totaly can't narrow it down. The last really good one I watched was 'In Bruges'
    Who was your childhood hero?
    Hector Protector! When I was very young I would have quite bad nightmares (still remember them, they were messed up!!! O_O). My mam got me these pyjamas with some generic hero guy on the front who she named 'Hector Protector' and she told me that any time I was worried about having bad dreams or had had one I could put on my Hector Protector Pyjamas and I'd be safe.
    What's your favourite animal?
    Smudge, my kitteh
    shellyboo wrote: »
    1. Why can't I think of any good questions?
    Cuz you know most of the answers already? (Yes, I totally answered with a question, I'm a pro!)
    2. Cats or dogs?
    CATS! Three of them!! ... and one dog
    3. On a scale of 1-AAAAARGH, how much is your new haircut bothering you? :P
    It's not too bad, the little short bits at the front can be annoying.
    4. If you had to cut your hair short or shave your beard, which would you pick?
    Daymn! daddy or chips? daddy or chips?
    ..... CHIPS!
    5. Whyyyyyyy won't you join Twitter? *pout*
    eh? "I" already did when you signed me up! ("just to be sure")
    6. Is that Leonardo Di Cap-BRRRRRMMMMMMMM.
    7. What's your favourite Internet meme?
    DO A BARREL ROLL!!1!!!1111!!11!1!
    8. How do you find dating an older woman? :P
    .... YOU'RE OLDER?! o_O :P
    9. How cheeky can I be with the questions before I get in trouble?
    What makes you think you're not in trouble already? ;) :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    shellyboo wrote: »
    Is that Leonardo Di Cap-BRRRRRMMMMMMMM.
    YOUR MIND IS THE SCENE OF THE CR-*BRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM*
    If you managed to steal an Elephant from the Zoo where would you hide it?
    The fridge!
    If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would say to them?
    Leonardo Da Vinci! "O BONJOURNO! Love the job you did on the sixteen chapel" Then I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away! :pac:
    If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
    You know those ones where you go "OMG! I love these ones" but then you eat it and you're like"...actually, that's a little gross" and then you spit it quietly into a napkin and hide it in a pot plant? yea, onea them! (bet you though I'd bluff and say not one of them! well the joke's on you!!! MWAAHAHAHAHA)
    If you were stranded on a desert island, what three items would you take with you?
    A boat, some oars and a satellite phone. :P is that cheating?
    What three words best describe you?
    Tall, shaggy and arty
    If you were a superhero, what would be your superpower?
    THE POWER OF FLIGHT! That's levitation homes!
    If you had to date a member of the same sex who would it be?
    Leonardo De Cap-*BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM*
    star-pants wrote: »
    Have you a favourite lolcat?
    No but my current fave is Cat_drinking_sink.gif

    (wow, dodgey-est site evar!)
    Do you do dinosaur impressions regularly?
    ...Not that I'm aware of :confused:
    Who would win the arm wrestle, you or Randy?
    Who faps more? DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!
    Do you in fact, own a squirl?
    No, but I wish I did. :(
    Why has everyone already asked lots of questions I might have asked thus leaving me like a fool with only a few questions?
    It's ok, that normally happens to me :/
    Can I haz a hug?
    Of corse you can has :) *hugs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    I'm 58, but in the body of a 26-year old :P

    What's the best thing about you?

    And the worst?

    Favourite childhood posession?

    Can we go to the zoo, now that Spee mentions it? The real one and the dead one.

    What's your ideal job?

    No but srsly though, beard or hair? Which goes? YOU MUST DECIDE :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    shellyboo wrote: »
    I'm 58, but in the body of a 26-year old :P
    o_O wow, old people are energetic!!!!
    What's the best thing about you?
    I almost always optimistic and easy going
    And the worst?
    I almost always optimistic and easy going
    Favourite childhood posession?
    Unkey the monkey! He was a teddy I got when I was two. He's actually a teddy of Coco the monkey from a Cocopops promotion. I still have him
    Can we go to the zoo, now that Spee mentions it? The real one and the dead one.
    yea, why not? I'll want to do some drawing in the dead zoo though. we should go to the national history one too
    What's your ideal job?
    Film director/producer
    No but srsly though, beard or hair? Which goes? YOU MUST DECIDE :P

    Oh, I totally missed that one didn't I? derp
    ....

    .....


    what was I doing? :p


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. how did it take you to get trained in scuba diving?
    2. weirdest thing ever happened while diving? meeting aquaman for example:P
    3. ever go been in a submarine?
    4. do you own a harpoon gun?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Do you like being a techie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    koth wrote: »
    1. how did it take you to get trained in scuba diving?
    Not too long, can't actually remember :/
    2. weirdest thing ever happened while diving? meeting aquaman for example:P
    I played fetch with a dolphin.... I'm not even joking
    3. ever go been in a submarine?
    Yurp, it was a little one. Very boring. Much more fun to be just diving :)
    4. do you own a harpoon gun?
    I do indeed, it's a little gas power thingy. Never used it, I'd feel bad :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Do you like being a techie?

    why yes, yes I do. Do you enjoy being a f**n****r? :P:pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. Ever broken any bones?
    2. Can you drive a car?
    3. Would you consider yourself calm under pressure?
    4. Are you good keeping secrets?

    5. Assuming yes to all of the above, you willing to help rob a bank?:P:P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    star-pants wrote: »
    Who would win the arm wrestle, you or Randy?
    Who faps more? DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!
    0_o

    o_0

    I gave up keeping a formal record of such things when I was about 12 and a half ...

    Should I restart?

    Will a self-verified written record be sufficient, or do you need additional verification?

    If so, of what type?

    (Just as a matter of interest, what's my daily target if I want to win this competition?)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    koth wrote: »
    1. Ever broken any bones?
    Nope. Surprising really.
    2. Can you drive a car?
    sure can. got my own little one
    3. Would you consider yourself calm under pressure?
    Yurp, most of the time any way.
    4. Are you good keeping secrets?
    yes... wait no... wait..... yes
    5. Assuming yes to all of the above, you willing to help rob a bank?:P:P
    hell yea :cool:
    0_o

    o_0

    I gave up keeping a formal record of such things when I was about 12 and a half ...

    Should I restart?
    Damn right!
    Will a self-verified written record be sufficient, or do you need additional verification?
    yea
    If so, of what type?
    you're definately gunna need an independent witness... or two
    (Just as a matter of interest, what's my daily target if I want to win this competition?)
    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn



    :D:D:D
    Is that a hint?

    Meh ... I wouldn't even break a sweat! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    (Just as a matter of interest, what's my daily target if I want to win this competition?)
    If I manage once a day, I'm doing ok! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    If I manage once a day, I'm doing ok! :(
    At your age too, that's sad, lad! :(









    Ninja edits, and people who don't look back on their posts ... got to love 'em! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    Can you ride a horse?

    How tall are you?

    What's your favourite food?

    Fancy a donut? I do.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. you win the lotto, what's your first purchase?
    2. what country, that you haven 't been to, would you like to travel to?
    3. who would you get to play you in a movie?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    koth wrote: »
    1. you win the lotto, what's your first purchase?
    ohh, erm... call credit. I'd work outwards from there
    2. what country, that you haven 't been to, would you like to travel to?
    hrrrm... japan. see if it's as crazy as it looks
    3. who would you get to play you in a movie?
    absolutely no idea :confused:
    shellyboo wrote: »
    Can you ride a horse?
    yurp :)
    How tall are you?
    erm... somewhere around 6ft
    What's your favourite food?
    Italian
    Fancy a donut? I do.
    well now i do! and a coffee!!
    If I manage once a day, I'm doing ok! :(
    thats... kind of ironic considering your name :P
    Is that a hint?

    Meh ... I wouldn't even break a sweat! :cool:
    it's eh....
    <_<
    >_>

    wow, thats just wrong. in a week you could make a life sized replica of yourself! :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    I think you should get Matthew Gray Gubler to play you in a movie. He'd have to grow a beard though. And y'know, coincidentally, I'd also get to meet him. I wouldn't run off with him or anything. Well... not for long, like. I'd come back eventually. Probably.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    i have no idea who that is. it that the 'nerdy' "genious" guy from DUN DUN?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    Yup! *droool*

    I mean... *appreciates acting ability*


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Optimus Prime or Ultra Magnus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    shellyboo wrote: »
    Yup! *droool*

    I mean... *appreciates acting ability*
    Um hmm.
    I think I'll get that guy tommy from The Room to play me :P
    Optimus Prime or Ultra Magnus?

    Hmmmm, well Ultra Magnus looks cool but he's a bit of a whiner so im guna have to go with Optimus. :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Ever been rick rolled?

    If so, what was the cleverest one you got caught with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    What made you choose your username?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Can you really fly??

    Best piece of artisticness you feel you've ever done?

    Have you finished Halo yet? Can that game be finished?

    How's the Squirl-Mobile?

    How many chickens are there now? How many eggs?

    Do you prefer being on land or being in the waters?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    OH OH! In reference to Zwillinge's question about chickens and eggs... Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    This is WAY overdue for closing! I'm waiting for the nut-ter himself to get to the last few questions and then *snap* ... padlock!

    shellyboo wrote: »
    OH OH! In reference to Zwillinge's question about chickens and eggs... Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
    Usually the man, so they keep telling me, though I can't say I've ever experienced the problem ...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    This is WAY overdue for closing! I'm waiting for the nut-ter himself to get to the last few questions and then *snap* ... padlock!
    Did randy order a fruitcake with nuts? Out-of-work actress (Waitress) Blue stands patiently with pad and pen in hand waiting on randy's order in the Nocturnal Restaurant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Did randy order a fruitcake with nuts? Out-of-work actress (Waitress) Blue stands patiently with pad and pen in hand waiting on randy's order in the Nocturnal Restaurant.
    I'll have a squirl with a side order of roasted nuts! :p


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,532 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'll have a squirl with a side order of roasted nuts! :p
    51R28VWAANL.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    51R28VWAANL.jpg
    :O

    I want some!!!!
    I'll have a squirl with a side order of roasted nuts! :p
    :o:/

    shellyboo wrote: »
    OH OH! In reference to Zwillinge's question about chickens and eggs... Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
    It doesn't really matter, what matters is they both did and they were left tired but satisfied :D :pac:
    Zwillinge wrote: »
    Can you really fly???
    Yurp. But only when I'm falling.... and I can only fly down.
    Best piece of artisticness you feel you've ever done?
    I carved a tiney figure sitting on a cube. It was about a cm tall, I was bored but it came out surprisingly well :)
    Have you finished Halo yet? Can that game be finished?
    yup, finished it the day it came out. still re-play it though. although ive gotten into Read dead redemption lately. Pretending to be a cowboy with other people on the internets! Pew Pew Pew, HEYAAAH!
    How's the Squirl-Mobile?
    Needs a bit of a wash TBH. It was earning it's keep today moving boxes and the like around (stoopid warm day)
    How many chickens are there now? How many eggs?
    there's 9 hens and 1 rooster. we get about 4-7 eggs a day. One of the hens is attempting to sit on eggs.
    Do you prefer being on land or being in the waters
    I don't really, mind, happy out on either. Although you don't get as good an internet connection on the seas
    Jako8 wrote: »
    What made you choose your username?
    Very long story, in involves midgets and the phrase 'squirl porn' o_O
    Ever been rick rolled?

    If so, what was the cleverest one you got caught with?
    Yus, but I had no idea what was goin on. :/ I got hit by one where pop ups with the lyrics kept coming up so I couldn't close the window


    Sorry in the delay in getting back. Any hoo, thanks dudes, it's been emotional :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    To end the thread:



    Do you like this? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I'm going to say "yes" on his behalf ... >_>

    Thanks to Squirl! ;)


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