AH Eurovision thread

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Jezuz!!! Norway.........bleeeedin BERUTAL !!!:mad:

Scarydoll

You think that was bad, look at whats on now (moldova).

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I didn't want to say but fcuk me ..........that also is some horrific sh1t!!!:eek:

bonerm

**** sake lads. Dig out a Dennis Hopper movie and turn off that shíte

Biggins

Thats why remotes were invented!
Try using them.
For gawd sake, you tuned in. What were you really expecting?

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bonerm wrote: »

**** sake lads. Dig out a Dennis Hopper movie and turn off that shíte

Have two lined up, its the other half that has this muck on!!

WIZE

Comon Ireland:)
England 0 points

Kent Brockman

I'm half cut and finding it all quite amusing:D kinda like being at the circus:D

Biggins

Bet your sorry ye were harsh about Jedward now!!! Ha-ha!!! :pac:

GO JEDWARD - GO JEDWARD!!! :pac: :pac: :pac:

Scarydoll

The Bosnian song wasn't too bad.

mikom

Biggins wrote: »

Bet your sorry ye were harsh about Jedward now!!! Ha-ha!!! :pac:

GO JEDWARD - GO JEDWARD!!! :pac: :pac: :pac:

Might be representing us next year.

hypersquirrel

Wait, Serbia's a man.....

Wazdakka

bonerm wrote: »

**** sake lads. Dig out a Dennis Hopper movie and turn off that shíte

Sense..

Lando Griffin

Hope we did nt sell the open top bus after Italia 90, go on Niamh give it socks.

bonerm

hypersquirrel wrote: »

Wait, Serbia's a man.....

he was once, but they cut of his Montenegro's.

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Scarydoll wrote: »

The Bosnian song wasn't too bad.

.....well I suppose maybe in the sense that having your toenails pulled out by vultures is 'not too bad' compared to having your brains feasted on by........zombies

This on the other hand is like being hypnotised by crazed Carney folk !!! :eek:

Nulty

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Jezuz!!! Norway.........bleeeedin BERUTAL !!!:mad:

Your bleedin UGLY!

RonMexico

Creeping Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle what the **** is that thing onstage right now. This is awful weird madness. I'm putting on something normal.


/Apocalypse Now.

Jenroche

It's all a load of Balkans really.

Jen ;->

WIZE

Ireland on now

crispsandwiches

jesus niamh has beefed up since she won it last time.

mikom

Fair play.

crispsandwiches

umpa lumpa

bonerm

I hope Ireland win. We can hold the next final at Aviva Stadium Lansdowne Road. Yet another use for that white elephant (the stadium, not Niamh).

M5

bonerm wrote: »

he was once, but they cut of his Montenegro's.

i woulda said he lost his Balkans myslef :-)

PS the Eurovision lads!!!!! cmon

bonerm

Well our song is better than the UK's. I guess that's something.

I defo think Father Ted was onto something when they mused every (developed) country out there is striving to lose.

crispsandwiches

Crystal swing should enter next yr. any news on them what have they been up to/ maybe trying to put together that 2nd difficult album.

uk entry is very poor. expected better from a waterman composition in terms of pop.

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Ireland blew chunks! :P:o

Sorry but it was UFASACH !

Greece was tolerable, terrible but tolerably terrible!!

This (UK) on the other hand is unforgivable! It's like Steps, but without the talent, looks and melodies.....

......no wait !

BBDBB

There's two choices


bring on "My Lovely Horse" by Father Ted Crilly

or

bring back Terry Wogan to commentate on this pile of hors d'oeuvres

GTE

My ears are bleeeding!!! was a much better thread title

Yeah, Im not impressed at all with anything Ive heard though I missed the Irish entry.

The mimer's songs sound horribly over engineered. The guy doing the guitar solo really loved himself. The music hasnt been great.

The Uk entry at least really sang. The studio version has autotune poured over it.

Collie D

bonerm wrote: »

he was once, but they cut of his Montenegro's.

Haha, love it

bonerm

crispsandwiches wrote: »

Crystal swing should enter next yr.

I'd give them 12 points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqNHyB7WDOg

BraziliaNZ

i thought greece were dope, would be nice to see the fat Irish bird win though she looked nice tonight

Collie D

I hate Eurovision too but you know what? I am not watching it, strange concept really

Let me know when the voting's on, that's the best bit. Apparently Ladbrokes slashed the odds on Ireland giving France nil points. Take that, Henry

Kent Brockman

Looks like Almunia is trying to throw the leg there:eek:

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Ah Dear Jebus me fookin' LUGS !!!

What's THIS?????????? ooooohhh......euro sppoookiineesss!!!! Sh!tty chorus!!!

I'm churning the page!!!


GO TURKEY!!!

moonpurple

uk entry
out of tune..awful:pac:

Killer Pigeon

moonpurple wrote: »

uk entry
out of tune..awful:pac:

The backing singers omg, like swinging cats against a wall.

Killer Pigeon

Madonna wannabe on now (Albania)

Scarydoll

Anyone think Albania's song sounds abit like Goldfrapp?

Killer Pigeon

Bjork's gotten awfully fat.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Scarydoll wrote: »

Anyone think Albania's song sounds abit like Goldfrapp?

More like Goldcrap. Am I right? Am I right? Come onnnnn. :cool:



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stupidusername

Iceland = HUGE!

flanzer

I see Niamh changed her dress and is now singing for Iceland, fair play

BraziliaNZ

Ok that Iceland song will win it for sure, sounds like typically catchy Europop that they'll all lap up.

Scarydoll

Ah Niamh's not that big ffs.

Killer Pigeon

Mmmmmm Ukraine.

Jenroche

She's easy on the eyes....if not on the ears.

Jen ;->

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Ukraine girl has technically the best voice by far in the competition.

Unbelievable range! :eek:

DetectivFoxtrot

the oulfella got Ireland at 20 to 1 a week ago, has €20 quid on.... therefore I hope we win
He's watching it from his hospital bed, bless. If the terminal cancer doesn't get him first, losing this bet will!

BraziliaNZ

Scarydoll wrote: »

Ah Niamh's not that big ffs.

lol do you describe yourself as curvy too or something?