can i borrow a euro....?

i.need.a.job

so i was thinking..... if everybody on boards was to donate a euro to me, id be able to afford to live again ....


anybody

petes

Donate or lend. Which is it?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dance for it, monkey.

Sanjuro

if everybody on boards was to donate a euro to me, id be able to afford to live again

So wait... donating money resurrects the dead?

Jaxxy

i.need.a.job wrote: »

so i was thinking..... if everybody on boards was to donate a euro to me, id be able to afford to live again ....


anybody

Well you still have internet access, so you're not exactly desolate. I'm sure you can afford to live in fairness. Unless you're collecting so you can go to Oxegen, get off your chops and see Eminem?

Sean Quagmire

Sanjuro wrote: »

So wait... donating money resurrects the dead?

That's the churches motto

i.need.a.job

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Well you still have internet access, so you're not exactly desolate. I'm sure you can afford to live in fairness. Unless you're collecting so you can go to Oxegen, get off your chops and see Eminem?

my friends internet... oxegen? i cant even afford to go for a few pints at the weekend and at the end of this month ill be lookin for a new apartment an no money for deposit... sooooo.. im bein serious ....

Cypher_sounds

After the first he wasn't ready to fall so I gave him the second hand like St.Vincent de paul

DazMarz

What's in it for me?

Miguel_Sanchez

I need a personal assistant.

You'll get one shiny euro for each hour you put in for me.

Ok - first off, I need some coffee. Hop to it.

Ruu_Old

Two words, African prince. Your money worries will be no more!

i.need.a.job

DazMarz wrote: »

What's in it for me?

i dont know... but it has put me thinking....

GavRedKing

i.need.a.job wrote: »

so i was thinking..... if everybody on boards was to donate a euro to me, id be able to afford to live again ....


anybody

Id be happier with my euro, no dice OP.

biko

Try the Luas

Btw, there was someone on boards that has in his sig "donate a euro to me", can't remember who it is.

Kasabian

Prostitution is your only route

i.need.a.job

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

I need a personal assistant.

You'll get one shiny euro for each hour you put in for me.

Ok - first off, I need some coffee. Hop to it.

http://michifaber.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/coffee-cup-cupper.jpg

chin_grin

Give a man a euro, he buys a burger from the eurosaver.
Teach a man the meaning of a euro earned and to get up and get those CV's out to any company within a ten mile radius, he'll respect himself.

alwaysadub

not a notion. I need that euro to go to the euro shop.

i.need.a.job

Kyree Hissing Plasma wrote: »

Dance for it, monkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmMSBn7gtiU

Tabnabs

Kasabian wrote: »

Prostitution is your only route

The voice of experience talking?

i.need.a.job

chin_grin wrote: »

Give a man a euro, he buys a burger from the eurosaver.
Teach a man the meaning of a euro earned and to get up and get those CV's out to any company within a ten mile radius, he'll respect himself.

i've tried and tried and tried

Cypher_sounds

You might find one at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean if you look long enough, you never know your luck.

gaz wac

i.need.a.job wrote: »

i've tried and tried and tried

but did you try again ?

Rabies

i.need.a.job wrote: »

so i was thinking..... if everybody on boards was to donate a euro to me, id be able to afford to live again ....


anybody

What would you be willing to do?

Indubitable

Drug dealing has huge profits apparently. Lemme find a post about it...

4zn76tysfajdxp

i.need.a.job wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmMSBn7gtiU

I'm convinced. I'll post you a euro if you so desire.

biko wrote: »

Try the Luas

In Galway?

Btw, there was someone on boards that has in his sig "donate a euro to me", can't remember who it is.

It's Agent Smith. I don't think the sig was too big.

i.need.a.job

gaz wac wrote: »

but did you try again ?

yes im going to try again and again and again untill i get something

chin_grin

i.need.a.job wrote: »

i've tried and tried and tried

I hate to say it, but try some more. I feel your pain (was out of work for a year meself so I'm not talking out me ar$e).....but you're still not getting a euro from me! :pac:.

i.need.a.job

Rabies wrote: »

What would you be willing to do?

there must be something a person could do for a mass amount of people thats worthy of a euro from each one.. im thinking......

Indubitable

This thread might help: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055918864

starbelgrade wrote: »

Hmm - back in my day, if you knew the right people, you could buy a 9 bar for 400 quid if you bought four at a time. You would cut it up & sell it this way;

3 x 1 ounces @ €110 = €330
6 x half ounces @ €60 = €360
8 x quarters @ €35 = €280
15 x 10 spots @ €10 = €150

That's a €720 profit on each bar. Almost a 200% return on investment.

Who's the eejit now?

Easy Moniez

biko

Kyree Hissing Plasma wrote: »

In Galway?
It's Agent Smith. I don't think the sig was too big.

Gluas then.

Nah, I just remember it.

prinz

i.need.a.job wrote: »

...i cant even afford to go for a few pints at the weekend....

Is that supposed to make me feel sorry for you? I'd love to have the cash to go for a few pints any weekend.

jd007

I'll give you a euro, just give me your bank a/c and credit card details.

i.need.a.job

prinz wrote: »

Is that supposed to make me feel sorry for you? I'd love to have the cash to go for a few pints any weekend.

it was in relation to oxegen ... if you want the extent of it i cant even afford food all week iv to live off the good grace from friends.. soooooo.... no im not bein selfish

poisonated

I will give you a euro if you come to Dublin and collect it.

prinz

i.need.a.job wrote: »

it was in relation to oxegen ... if you want the extent of it i cant even afford food all week iv to live off the good grace from friends.. soooooo.... no im not bein selfish

OK, so you send me 55 cent for that stamp and I'll post you back a euro.

i.need.a.job

prinz wrote: »

OK, so you send me 55 cent for that stamp and I'll post you back a euro.

ok haha

prinz

i.need.a.job wrote: »

ok haha

Fine I'll keep the 45c to myself.

i.need.a.job

prinz wrote: »

Fine I'll keep the 45c to myself.

how abou you jus send me the 45 c ha

chin_grin

i.need.a.job wrote: »

it was in relation to oxegen ... if you want the extent of it i cant even afford food all week iv to live off the good grace from friends.. soooooo.... no im not bein selfish

I'll leave you with some advice from the late Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is amazing when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something".

What I mean by quoting that is; buy bulk pasta/rice/salads at the start of the week for meals that'll last you. Yes it'll be repetitive, but it will save you money.

I've just reread that in Eddie Hobbs accent............f*ck!

Rabies

i.need.a.job wrote: »

there must be something a person could do for a mass amount of people thats worthy of a euro from each one.. im thinking......

Plan something big, weird, random, fun and give some most of it to SSF. Then you'll get loads of people to donate.

Jaxxy

Go and see your community welfare officer?

mathie

DazMarz wrote: »

What's in it for me?

minus one euro

i.need.a.job

Rabies wrote: »

Plan something big, weird, random, fun and give some most of it to SSF. Then you'll get loads of people to donate.

Whats SSF

Unique User Name

i.need.a.job wrote: »

there must be something a person could do for a mass amount of people thats worthy of a euro from each one.. im thinking......

Niiiiiice. comments like that and ya don't need to look for a job, you can come live with me

i.need.a.job

if ye dont wan give me a euro, any ideas on fun ways to make monies would be welcome!!!

ART6

i.need.a.job wrote: »

yes im going to try again and again and again untill i get something

They said the thing just couldn't be done.
They said she couldn't do it.
But she tried the thing that couldn't be done.
And she couldn't f*****g do it.:p

Indubitable

i.need.a.job wrote: »

if ye dont wan give me a euro, any ideas on fun ways to make monies would be welcome!!!

Begging or emigrate

Piriz

Anyone got change of a button?

i.need.a.job

kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

Begging or emigrate

does this class as begging?!

rob88

just sent the euro there, enjoy